Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.
Anon's first job
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Gladaed@feddit.org 5 months ago
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My first thought as well.
Gladaed@feddit.org 5 months ago
Glad there are “normal” “people” around “here”.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Poor dude.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.
Frog@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I don’t eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 5 months ago
One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.
Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.
Good, because i don’t want them
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call “deluxe” “supreme” or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven’t been to McDonalds in over a decade.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
McDonald’s varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This happened in fairytale land.
burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 months ago
Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 months ago
This is so endearing
Nino477@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Post the full story
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Is there more to it?
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
crawancon@lemm.ee 5 months ago
yeah, this is the prequel to…
sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If this were a YouTube video essay, we would tlstart back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and it’s implications.
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
here you go!
your receipt
your md5 hash proving this is indeed a chicken sandwich…
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hey man, the cheese is glitches on my burger!
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 months ago
Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.
Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.
shroomato@lemmy.world 5 months ago
All I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn’t have tomatoes in it.
TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 5 months ago
Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term “fungibility” to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.
taladar@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?