Anon's first job

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• loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and it’s implications.

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  • GhiLA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    here you go!

    your receipt

    your md5 hash proving this is indeed a chicken sandwich…

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hey man, the cheese is glitches on my burger!

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

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  • Zuriz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

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    • shroomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      All I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn’t have tomatoes in it.

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  • TwilightKiddy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term “fungibility” to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

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    • taladar@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My first thought as well.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Glad there are “normal” “people” around “here”.

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Poor dude.

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Which one shouldn’t I put it on?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

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  • Frog@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

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  • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

    Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.

    Good, because i don’t want them

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call “deluxe” “supreme” or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven’t been to McDonalds in over a decade.

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

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  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    McDonald’s varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This happened in fairytale land.

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  • burgersc12@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is so endearing

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• Nino477@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Post the full story

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  • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is there more to it?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

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    • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yeah, this is the prequel to…

      sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If this were a YouTube video essay, we would tlstart back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

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