loaExMachina
@loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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- Comment on women are the devil 1 week ago:
Idk, I’m just a 21st century neurotypical man.
- Comment on women are the devil 1 week ago:
There was a paet of my teenage years when I was really into these types of conspiracy theories,trying to find Baphomet the pentagram in all types of seals and insignas, like the NSA’s seal for example. This almost makes me nostalgic…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I despise you.
- Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight? 1 week ago:
I get that a gorilla is more likely to stand his ground, especially if it’s a silverback and he sees the bear as a threat to his pack. But I see the scenario where the bears deems it not worth it and leaves more as a “fight not happening” rather than “gorilla wins the fight”. Since the question implies a fight is taking place, I’d exclude this scenario and assume they must fight tooth and nail. And if that happens, I bet on the bear.
- Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight? 1 week ago:
It always comes back to Gilgamesh.
- Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight? 1 week ago:
Bear. Gorillas can get killed by leopards. Yeah, they’re musculars and got decently sharp incisives, but bears hunt large animals as part of their diet, so they’re better equiped to kill. Teeth, bite force, claws, thick fur to dampen attacks…
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Does it count if it’s not done playing? If so “Vodou adjae in my ass”. Or " Vodou dances in my ass" or “Vodou adjae nan boudam” for language coherence. Otherwise “Stup virus in my ass”.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 1 week ago:
I knew a woman who was absolutely certain she could have any guy easily. it’s true she was most attractive, but also super toxic, like she really had a history of driving her partners insane. The she took interest in a rich boy who’d recently made some successful investment in timber trade. The dude in question was no stranger to toxicity either, he’d been quite the fuckboy. One guy almost beat him up over this once and everyone cheered, but they ended up becoming friends, and his new bestie really had a good influence on him, he’d become a pretty decent guy. Anyway, the toxic lady made advances on the ex-fuckboy and he said “No, don’t take it personally, I’d rather not be turned into a donkey or whatever it is you do to your boyfriends, thanks you.”
But she did take it personally. Her old father owned quite the estate, including a very big, strong and aggressive bull. She unleashed it on the town to destroy the homes and devour the crops. The bull was also toxic, so no food would grow in its wake for seven years or something. But ex-fuckboi and his niceboi bff were very strong, so they killed the bull, and brought its carcass to toxic lady, as a sassy offering, which she didn’t appreciate.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 1 week ago:
Should’ve said “prove it then”.
- Comment on Just go. 2 weeks ago:
So close, no matter how far.
- Comment on PUT. HIM. BACK. 2 weeks ago:
“… And in strange aeons, death itself may die.”
- Comment on carlos for scale 2 weeks ago:
And my axe!
- Comment on purpose 2 weeks ago:
There are thousands of species of cockroach on earth, and like a dozen that can be invasive in human homes. It’s okay to kill the invasive ones, there wouldn’t be as many of them in as many places without us anyway.
- Comment on Standard tRump supporter 2 weeks ago:
I don’t feel like someone relying on government helps would think some corporate fascist who generally wants to reduce government spendings represents their interest, but then again I don’t think there is a logical framework in which we won’t conclude that OP is at least a little bit dumb. But what makes me favour the parents supported hypothesis is the "never paid for anything " part.
- Comment on Standard tRump supporter 2 weeks ago:
The problem with NEET-ism is you eventually run out of your parent’s money.
- Comment on Marten, I know that guy! 2 weeks ago:
Long legs for a mustelid. As if a stoat tried to become a cat.
- Comment on The one at home also have AI 2 weeks ago:
Wow, and there’s AI in it? Must invest!
/s - Comment on What actually came first? The chicken or the egg? 3 weeks ago:
But chicken are the same species as their wild counterpart, the red jungle fowl. And there’s such a diversity of them, some may be more closely related to a wild jungle fowl than to another variety of domestic chicken. Therefore, it seems to me that what defines a chicken (as opposed to a jungle fowl) isn’t a specific genetic mutation, but the fact that it’s domesticated. And it seems to me that capturing a live jungle fowl would’ve been easier than hatching an egg you’ve harvested. The fowl that first laid an egg in captivity may thus already be considered a chicken, although it was born a red jungle fowl, hatched from a red jungle fowl’s egg; and only then it laid the first chicken’s egg.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
No, France.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’ve seen a fair amount of Chinese tourists and I don’t recall seeing them act in a way that struck me as particularly proper or improper. They’re mostly just walking around and looking at stuff. I also haven’t heard of specific complaints about their behavior. Some people complain about tourism in general, how some places get too crowded and prices increase, but it’s less about the behavior of tourists. Or when it is, it’s not the Chinese who are singled out for it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Then me and Kyle,
We looked at each-other.
And we each said:
“OK”. - Comment on Google it 3 weeks ago:
I think if wizards actually existed, they would seldom bother with actual curses; which seem complicated to cast and prone to backfiring. Having shown someone a little magic, they’d be very easy to trick into thinking they’ve been cursed, and the resulting paranoia, anxiety and confirmations bias would do the job. I imagine it’d be some wizard’s favorite trick. They’d gloat about it to their colleagues and they’d laugh together in their secret wizard circles.
So a wizard would need a pretty strong incentive to cast an actual curse.
- Comment on Warner Bros Completes Worldwide Sale Of ‘Coyote Vs Acme’ 3 weeks ago:
Yay, yippee, wahooo!
- Comment on here, have another insult to life itself 3 weeks ago:
OpenAI released a generative model that emulates the famous Studio Ghibli art style; or more precisely Hayao Miyazaki’s art style. The latter had once said “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself” when presented with a proof of concept of AI generated 3D characters, an exchange you can watch here. Now, this specific sentence refers more to the idea of using unnatural movements similar to a disability for creepy shock factor; but he also seems avert to the concept of AI art.
- Comment on Thicc 4 weeks ago:
I think the Puntite queen depicted in the temple of Hatshepsut might be both
- Comment on 🐙🐙🐙 4 weeks ago:
The same person who’d hug a tripping octopus.
- Comment on How the fuck do I find out where and when all these protests and rallies are happening? 4 weeks ago:
Depends on where you live, but try to find an organization active in your town whose ideas are somewhat in line with yours. If they’re on a social media you use or have a website with an RSS feed you can subscribe to, use that. Otherwise, try and get in their contacts (many organizations have a contact list broader than their actual member list, so you don’t have to adhere if you’re not sure to commit). Then you get notified for every action they take part in.
To find them in the first place… Keep your eyes peeled for stickers or posters in the streets; and try to find the people at a protest or event said posters advertised.
- Comment on Idioms 4 weeks ago:
One I like is “Not a snowball’s chance in hell”
- Comment on Why are Maries Sues hated while Gary Stus are loved? 5 weeks ago:
1- Stu has a cool outfit and an afro, is always dancing, doesn’t advertise. 2- Misoginy
- Comment on I have finally been blessed 😇 1 month ago:
Likewise! (^w^ | )
