I am going to find that wizard and I am going to suck his fucking dick
Google it
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Dadifer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you regale him with World War 1 knowledge before or after?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Expecto Myscrotum
Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am going to find that wizard and I am going to suck his fucking dick
Maybe tomorrow when i feel like it
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Middle is incorrect for all 3.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Holy hell!
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think if wizards actually existed, they would seldom bother with actual curses; which seem complicated to cast and prone to backfiring. Having shown someone a little magic, they’d be very easy to trick into thinking they’ve been cursed, and the resulting paranoia, anxiety and confirmations bias would do the job. I imagine it’d be some wizard’s favorite trick. They’d gloat about it to their colleagues and they’d laugh together in their secret wizard circles.
So a wizard would need a pretty strong incentive to cast an actual curse.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The best part would be that if they went to another wizard to have them break the curse they’d tell them that there was no curse. More paranoia fuel.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like the universe antagonizing them in the form of petty enemies who talk shit… who get all up in my goddamn shit.
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly I’m pretty sure you can already do this. Your average person is remarkably superstitious and believes in angels and demons and such, it doesn’t take much to also think they were cursed. Lol