*octopodes (yes I know octopuses is also correct but the technically correct version sounds cooler)
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474D@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
*Octopussies
Im_old@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Only Japanese ones
monarch@lemm.ee â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
I use all forms of octopi interchangeably just to piss off linguists.
stray@pawb.social â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
I feel like any linguist upset by non-prescriptive language needs to maybe reconsider their life choices. Imagine telling someone theyâre painting incorrectly or being mad at the discovery of a new species.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Octopi, octopuses, and octopods are all valid pluralizations of octopus in American English.
Conversely, cacti is the only valid pluralization of cactus.
Donât worry, language itself pissed us off long before you did.
murtaza64@programming.dev â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Linguists are probably the least likely people to get upset at someone using the âwrongâ word. they might pull out their notebook and start asking you questions though
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
octopiussi
Zachariah@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Depends on the language. Current standardized American English overwhelmingly list adds
-s
/-es
to make a plural noun. So âoctopusesâ would be technically correct with âoctopodesâ and âoctopiâ also accepted.If youâre writing Latin, youâd want octopi instead. If youâre writing Greek: octopodes.
But English is a democratic language, so feel free to vote often and early on your preferred version.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
at this point i feel the only sensible answer is to use the most nonsensical form that still sounds normal
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Octothingies is my favorite
RBridger@lemmygrad.ml â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
To be pedantic, octopi comes from the misconception that octopus is a second-declension noun in Latin when itâs actually a third-declension noun. If you were writing Latin, youâd still want octopodes
MintyFresh@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Octopi?
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Dont you dare use a Latin pluralization of a Greek root word!
PintOShenanigans@sh.itjust.works â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Octopodes nuts
474D@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
I kinda love how this only works if you know the correct pronunciation. For those that donât, itâs ock-top-oh-deez
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Title fixed.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
An octopus stole the pixels, huh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
âthe labâs pet octopus fucked with us in a type of fuckery as yet undocumented: part 726aâ just doesnât have the same oomph
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
How me and my best lab buddy spent our summer blowing the research budget.
- by Oscar T. Octopus
pH3ra@lemmy.ml â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Who doesnât want to cuddle on ecstasy?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
My cat, always. That little fucker just wants to dance.
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Octopuses are awesome. I wonder if they are like the cats of the sea.
REDACTED@infosec.pub â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
How do you people share webp links to messaging apps? Preview never shows and sometimes the image doesnt open
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
The work around I do is save them on my phone, then sligly edit them, e.g. do a little crop on the side then resave then it seems to work for whatever reason.
Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Who thinks about giving an octopus ecstasy??
BakerBagel@midwest.social â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Jacobs is a professor at the Princeton University Neuroscience Institute, and in 1976 he and a team from the universityâs psychology department set out to study how LSD affected felines. That might seem like a bizarre research topic, but hey, it was 1976, they had this acid, they had these catsâwhat else were they going to do?
Lots of eild experiments giving drugs to animals.
kunegis@mander.xyz â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Sure, letâs write a proposal for LSD-based feline experimentation, give the cats just catnip and keep the LSD for ourselves.
shalafi@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
The crack spiderâs bitch, Environment Canada Wildlife Service.
tja@sh.itjust.works â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Scientists
smeg@feddit.uk â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Scientists smart enough to get approval for buying ecstasy for research purposes!
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
The same person whoâd hug a tripping octopus.
moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com [bot] â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
You know stories about Hofmann taking some bike trip while being high.