*octopodes (yes I know octopuses is also correct but the technically correct version sounds cooler)
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Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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474D@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
*Octopussies
Im_old@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only Japanese ones
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Depends on the language. Current standardized American English overwhelmingly list adds
-s/-esto make a plural noun. So “octopuses” would be technically correct with “octopodes” and “octopi” also accepted.If you’re writing Latin, you’d want octopi instead. If you’re writing Greek: octopodes.
But English is a democratic language, so feel free to vote often and early on your preferred version.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
at this point i feel the only sensible answer is to use the most nonsensical form that still sounds normal
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Octothingies is my favorite
RBridger@lemmygrad.ml 1 year ago
To be pedantic, octopi comes from the misconception that octopus is a second-declension noun in Latin when it’s actually a third-declension noun. If you were writing Latin, you’d still want octopodes
monarch@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I use all forms of octopi interchangeably just to piss off linguists.
stray@pawb.social 1 year ago
I feel like any linguist upset by non-prescriptive language needs to maybe reconsider their life choices. Imagine telling someone they’re painting incorrectly or being mad at the discovery of a new species.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Octopi, octopuses, and octopods are all valid pluralizations of octopus in American English.
Conversely, cacti is the only valid pluralization of cactus.
Don’t worry, language itself pissed us off long before you did.
murtaza64@programming.dev 1 year ago
Linguists are probably the least likely people to get upset at someone using the “wrong” word. they might pull out their notebook and start asking you questions though
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
octopiussi
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Octopi?
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dont you dare use a Latin pluralization of a Greek root word!
PintOShenanigans@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Octopodes nuts
474D@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I kinda love how this only works if you know the correct pronunciation. For those that don’t, it’s ock-top-oh-deez
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Title fixed.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
An octopus stole the pixels, huh
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“the lab’s pet octopus fucked with us in a type of fuckery as yet undocumented: part 726a” just doesn’t have the same oomph
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How me and my best lab buddy spent our summer blowing the research budget.
- by Oscar T. Octopus
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Who doesn’t want to cuddle on ecstasy?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
My cat, always. That little fucker just wants to dance.
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Octopuses are awesome. I wonder if they are like the cats of the sea.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 year ago
How do you people share webp links to messaging apps? Preview never shows and sometimes the image doesnt open
fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The work around I do is save them on my phone, then sligly edit them, e.g. do a little crop on the side then resave then it seems to work for whatever reason.
Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Who thinks about giving an octopus ecstasy??
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 year ago
Jacobs is a professor at the Princeton University Neuroscience Institute, and in 1976 he and a team from the university’s psychology department set out to study how LSD affected felines. That might seem like a bizarre research topic, but hey, it was 1976, they had this acid, they had these cats—what else were they going to do?
Lots of eild experiments giving drugs to animals.
kunegis@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Sure, let’s write a proposal for LSD-based feline experimentation, give the cats just catnip and keep the LSD for ourselves.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The crack spider’s bitch, Environment Canada Wildlife Service.
tja@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Scientists
smeg@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Scientists smart enough to get approval for buying ecstasy for research purposes!
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The same person who’d hug a tripping octopus.
moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com [bot] 1 year ago
You know stories about Hofmann taking some bike trip while being high.