That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔
I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔
Horse denier
Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1b3321f4-3ffd-414d-866d-8f0980005c88.png
Comments
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.
VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 6 months ago
That’s exactly what a bot would say.
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.
kamen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Zip2@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hbomberguy intensifies
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Neigh? Nay.
rustydomino@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Take your upvote and gtfo
lugal@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
List of things that don’t exist:
- Horses
dan@upvote.au 6 months ago
also birds… they’re just spy drones.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 6 months ago
its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.
except maybe a donkey
Korne127@lemmy.world 6 months ago
have you ever seen a horse?
yes!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?
oo1@lemmings.world 6 months ago
neigh
OpenStars@piefed.social 6 months ago
Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 months ago
that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse
dan1101@lemm.ee 6 months ago
They are just large dogs, not a separate species.
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Then why do I exist
smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 months ago
Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Ketamine hallucinations?
simplejack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
To party
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Snort me like one of your French girls
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Are you sure you do?
horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I havent snorted myself yet
daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Horses are just imaginary unicorns.
lugal@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
69420@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Textile joke. Nice.
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I too am a horse denier.
I always deny a horse.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.
Abnorc@lemm.ee 6 months ago
They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Has he meet Megan?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 months ago
🎶Goodbye horses!🎶
🎶You don’t exist at all!🎶
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 months ago
Fuck horses
xavier666@lemm.ee 6 months ago
President of Turkmenistan: Yes
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ok Vaush
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Is this a joke on the birds aren’t real thing?
Veneroso@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 6 months ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.
Image
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 6 months ago
um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real