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Horse denier

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

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    • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That makes me wonder. I haven’t even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

    I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y’all aren’t bots? 🤔🤔🤔

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

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      • VitabytesDev@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s exactly what a bot would say.

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    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

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    • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hbomberguy intensifies

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No way, birbs are not real bc drones.

    Besides, proof that horshs are real:

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  • LEONHART@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Neigh? Nay.

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    • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Take your upvote and gtfo

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  • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    List of things that don’t exist:

    • Horses
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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      also birds… they’re just spy drones.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

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  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

    except maybe a donkey

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    • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      have you ever seen a horse?

      yes!

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

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      • oo1@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        neigh

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      • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.

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    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

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  • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are just large dogs, not a separate species.

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  • horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then why do I exist

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account

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    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ketamine hallucinations?

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To party

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      • horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Snort me like one of your French girls

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you sure you do?

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      • horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I havent snorted myself yet

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

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    • lugal@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.

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  • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

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    • 69420@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Textile joke. Nice.

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I too am a horse denier.

    I always deny a horse.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

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  • Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when horses start eating people.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Has he meet Megan?

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  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk4G2wuGKJE

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🎶Goodbye horses!🎶

      🎶You don’t exist at all!🎶

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  • Suavevillain@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think I’ve laughed at an image this hard in a min.

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck horses

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    • xavier666@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      President of Turkmenistan: Yes

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    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ok Vaush

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      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Tsk, tsk, tsk, he wants to be the horse, not be with the horse, smh

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this a joke on the birds aren’t real thing?

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  • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The left’s best warrior and horse enthusiast

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  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.

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  • ChiefSinner@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyvLlPad8Q&t=1m35s

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