Illegalmexicant
@Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
- Comment on YUM 4 days ago:
The new barbecue place in town is a meme?
- Comment on YUM 4 days ago:
What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
- Comment on Yesssss 2 weeks ago:
50 Cent - “hate it or over it” with my wife’s Tesla Y syncs up almost perfectly.
- Comment on yes 1 month ago:
Is dead the same as retired? I have $5 of payout I could really use
- Comment on There is a heat wave going hard, please stay hydrated 1 month ago:
Good point… Fuck ICE
- Comment on There is a heat wave going hard, please stay hydrated 1 month ago:
Plus ice?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Thick thighs save lives!
- Comment on [Video] British actor Michael Malarkey upon realizing he received a Starbucks puts it away and says "I boycott Starbucks and you all should too" 3 months ago:
My coworker - I’m boycotting Starbucks because “it’s trying to unionize”
Me - I am also boycotting Starbucks because of its stance on unions.
- Comment on Working on my politics-free lemmy experience, what words should I add next? 3 months ago:
Delivery driver Dvda Gape Fist
Why is this search not working?
- Comment on JPEG is pronounced Jay-Fegg 5 months ago:
You can’t take pegging out of JPEGing!
- Comment on Website delay 5 months ago:
Oh the menu…save 10% by signing up
- Comment on They don't pay me enough for this 6 months ago:
Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won’t use my computer. “Where’s the move button?”
- Comment on What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector 7 months ago:
Everything I stuck in my ass did not get stuck…last year
- Comment on I assume it's corn 8 months ago:
Uni-corn 🌽
- Comment on 🦄 🦄 8 months ago:
Why is it unicorn and not unihorn?
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 9 months ago:
I block porn with my firewall so I have to VPN to get around it.
- Comment on ... huh... 10 months ago:
Fart box
- Comment on Incorrect? 10 months ago:
I wish. The bones in my ear pound harder than anything between my legs
- Comment on Llama 11 months ago:
Large Pony?
- Comment on two sides 11 months ago:
Shouldn’t the evil ones have beards?
- Comment on Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus 11 months ago:
My wife calls them “noods”(nudes). “Can you grab the pool noods? We’re having sketti tonight.”
- Comment on I have tomorrow off :) 11 months ago:
Bender, is that you?
- Comment on Don't you remember that whole lemmy loving beans thing? Too late, you do now. See this photo of beans. Actually a lot of beans. Some of them I am not fully sure if they are actually beans. B E A N S 11 months ago:
Based on this logic, I could create a biological weapon.
- Comment on Don't you remember that whole lemmy loving beans thing? Too late, you do now. See this photo of beans. Actually a lot of beans. Some of them I am not fully sure if they are actually beans. B E A N S 11 months ago:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama…wait. There’s a bean song?
- Comment on Big things happening in the 3D print community 1 year ago:
Well now I’m confused. The second link was to an HDMI connector. My wife says she only does DP. Do I need an HDMI to DP adapter?
- Comment on Big things happening in the 3D print community 1 year ago:
Could someone post the STL file?
- Comment on The struggle 1 year ago:
A victory is a victory.
- Comment on Moo 1 year ago:
How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.
- Comment on Forced to lie on a questionnaire 1 year ago:
I’m a middle aged guy, so I only use Snapchat. Because me and my friends have children and no free time so that’s how we keep in touch and share our lives.
- Comment on honk 1 year ago:
I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶
