Illegalmexicant
@Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm trying to get everyone to hate me instead. Oh yeah it's all coming together. 4 days ago:
I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.
- Myself
- Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick” That’s enough for today.
- Comment on Still love 'em 5 days ago:
My favorite is finding them with my foot in the bathroom at 2am.
- Comment on They better study this subject cause there is a test coming up. 1 week ago:
My watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night
- Comment on I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor. 4 weeks ago:
Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Deleted by creator
- Comment on The Mummy is a masterpiece 1 month ago:
Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?
- Comment on Trust the process! 1 month ago:
I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.
- Comment on Bill Burr on People Online Commenting on the LA Fires & Getting in Touch with His Emotions [12:35] 1 month ago:
I really want to send this to my coworker. Something about 17 million and fish caused the fires. Or 2%, 500 miles and not raking. 2hrs after he made his argument, he didn’t want to hear facts, but loves Burr.
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 2 months ago:
Really puts me in the Christmas spirit
- Comment on Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband 2 months ago:
Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend
- Comment on You're Probably Wrong About Rainbows 2 months ago:
So rainbows don’t cause alpha males to cry?
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 3 months ago:
My uncle was a professor at MIT
- Comment on why is my whisky evaporating? 3 months ago:
None that you know of
- Comment on Horse denier 3 months ago:
Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Good watch. Plus a surprise ending
- Comment on Lockpicking Lawyer's size preference 4 months ago:
All his April fools are amazing. Getting into the back door, opening his wife’s beaver, king dick! And more.
- Comment on Steeped 4 months ago:
Computer, Earl grey, hot. And a whip…
- Comment on I didn't think I'd be doing this at my age. 4 months ago:
Looks like the future I want is in the past
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
- Comment on Wanted a never foregtti spaghetti 5 months ago:
It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
- Comment on Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy 5 months ago:
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
- Comment on Caterpillar the Elder 5 months ago:
What about my warm water port?
- Comment on Oops! 6 months ago:
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
- Comment on Oops! 6 months ago:
Big if true
- Comment on no it do not 8 months ago:
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
- Comment on Saw this and thought it was fake until I googled. It's real. 8 months ago:
That reminds me of a joke. I’ll change some of the words though. What’s the best thing about having thirty five year olds working for you? there’s thirty
- Comment on His neighbors live in constant terror 8 months ago:
- Comment on TIL 9 months ago:
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
- Comment on Checkmate, science 9 months ago:
Speed holes you say?
- Comment on 💤💤 10 months ago:
The doctor says I have the sugars