Illegalmexicant
@Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
- Comment on You don't need to answer this 2 weeks ago:
Really puts me in the Christmas spirit
- Comment on Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband 2 weeks ago:
Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend
- Comment on You're Probably Wrong About Rainbows 3 weeks ago:
So rainbows don’t cause alpha males to cry?
- Comment on Life goal: accomplished 3 weeks ago:
My uncle was a professor at MIT
- Comment on why is my whisky evaporating? 4 weeks ago:
None that you know of
- Comment on Horse denier 5 weeks ago:
Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Good watch. Plus a surprise ending
- Comment on Lockpicking Lawyer's size preference 2 months ago:
All his April fools are amazing. Getting into the back door, opening his wife’s beaver, king dick! And more.
- Comment on Steeped 2 months ago:
Computer, Earl grey, hot. And a whip…
- Comment on I didn't think I'd be doing this at my age. 2 months ago:
Looks like the future I want is in the past
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
- Comment on Wanted a never foregtti spaghetti 3 months ago:
It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
- Comment on Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy 3 months ago:
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
- Comment on Caterpillar the Elder 3 months ago:
What about my warm water port?
- Comment on Oops! 3 months ago:
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
- Comment on Oops! 3 months ago:
Big if true
- Comment on no it do not 6 months ago:
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
- Comment on Saw this and thought it was fake until I googled. It's real. 6 months ago:
That reminds me of a joke. I’ll change some of the words though. What’s the best thing about having thirty five year olds working for you? there’s thirty
- Comment on His neighbors live in constant terror 6 months ago:
- Comment on TIL 6 months ago:
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
- Comment on Checkmate, science 7 months ago:
Speed holes you say?
- Comment on 💤💤 7 months ago:
The doctor says I have the sugars
- Comment on The vasectomy was a good idea. 8 months ago:
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
- Comment on Flaco, Central Park Owl, Died With High Levels of Rat Poison in System 8 months ago:
Who are you? Comrade Questions?
- Comment on Flaco, Central Park Owl, Died With High Levels of Rat Poison in System 8 months ago:
I too shall die this way. High levels of toxins and a window.
- Comment on WHOOO 9 months ago:
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
- Comment on Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 4) 11 months ago:
Someone was ready for the 373 max decline
- Comment on How not to be seen (Halo Edition) [2m40s] 11 months ago:
Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here?
- Comment on What's the first rule of cooking? 1 year ago:
Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.