“We do things a little different around here.”
And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.
YUM
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THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 1 day ago
binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“We do things a little different around here.”
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Or all you can eat with a tablet
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Differently? Alright, what’s on tap?
“we serve coke products here, sir”
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
They charge differently maybe
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Oh if that’s what’s being served at $25 I’d wonder if I’m trapped on the Abraham Lincoln and just dissociating/imagining my daily life.
AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They might not be updating their marketing materials.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 16 hours ago
I hear their tacos will change your life.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yum! used to be Pepsi’s fast food division.
ieGod@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Affording beef, in this economy? Fancy.
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It’s been ages since I’ve set foot in a bbq restaurant because of this.
*equips cane, glasses, and supplemental O2 tank*
Back in my day, an entree in c these places wouldn’t break the bank, and would send you home with leftovers every time.
boonhet@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
Can y’all stop using the word entree to mean main course rather than appetizer? It has the same root as entry for a reason lol, it comes before the main course. The English word is just “main course”.
chloroken@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Entree is common Anglo parlance for the main meal. Shut up, pedant.
Murse@slrpnk.net 13 hours ago
I had an outree for dessert.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup “for the troops”. And the barbecue is not good. It’s not inedible or anything, it’s just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.
Zebrafive@lemmy.myserv.one 13 hours ago
I had Mission BBQ onboard the US Ship Truman and did not pay anything so if you bought a cup thanks for your service. Like and unlike the Lincoln the total deployment time was 7 months with 2 port visits and in the gulf Arabian Sea the supply chain isnt always the most efficient.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I didn’t buy a cup FWIW. I assumed you guys were paid from the US military budget and hence from my taxes, not from Mission BBQ plastic cups.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Ah yes the three item meal plus one other thing.
MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?
AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
Yes, but it’s not applied to your equipment, but rather your wallet.
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Briskit is $40/lb at the last bbq place I went.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s spelled Brexit
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
Which is insane. I remember 1/2 lb moist for $4.99. Brisket used to be a cheap meat because it was always thought horrendous, and smoking it was the only way to tenderize it enough to be palatable. Freaking ridiculous.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where are you getting $24 handjobs?
lepthesr@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Your mom
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Finally, a career that I can excel at
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
As a vegan, if you’re partaking of killing animals for their meat… and your result is that pathetic dry cut of flesh… it’s extra extra evil
DBT@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As a non-vegan, I agree with you.
m4ylame0wecm@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Yeah definitely, we should probably also use the other parts of meat too then. Do you have a newsletter?
Lexam@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I feel bad for people that don’t have access to good Barbecue.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As someone who lives in 1 of those areas and visited Texas once 3 years ago I agree… I never had bbq ever like that before. Thats all we did for 3 days straight, bbq, brewery, bbq, brewery, concert festival at night. Best trip I had in a long time.
architect@thelemmy.club 13 hours ago
Texas has the shittiest fucking barbecue. To the point where they shouldn’t even be fucking calling it barbecue it’s fucking garbage. If someone asked if you want barbecue in Texas, you should expect a fucking sausage on a tortilla. Fucking trash.
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
I have direct access and make it myself, you might find some better but way cheaper from ho,e
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Always splurge for moist.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 day ago
If you’re splurging and it’s not moist, you need to hydrate more
sharkaccident@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Rudy’s is good in a pinch but way better options across TX.
Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They are two different parts of the brisket. The “moist” is from the point which is fattier than the “lean” flat.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Yea, lemme get some dry brisket, because it’s good that way…
hansolo@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
A half pound of coked ribs? That’s like 2 ribs.
I was about to grumble, but then I saw $3.49 for Cole slaw and can only believe this is a joke.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Depends ribs of what. Chicken ribs, you get lots of ribs. Beef ribs, only part of one.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sorry, I brought my own
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Pickles? In this economy?
assembly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s like 16 Costco hotdog meals.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
More like 15 here, sales tax sucks in WA
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 1 day ago
10.4% last I checked. Nice and regressive.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I hope you don’t like schools or an educated population
ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Allegedly the USS Abraham Lincoln, perhaps even better conditions…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And the pickles are the only thing worth eating.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Nah. They are Mt. Olive. Not even Vlasic, let alone something actually edible.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hahaha that cheap Mt. Olive. I take it back. 😂
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 1 day ago
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Have you been to private equity burger? It’s worth the mortgage.
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s a bandannas bbq in town and I can get at least twice that amount of food for only $49.99
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
I mean the math does work out. Picture is $25, twice the amount of food for $50 is literally the same
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
OMG yum!
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Couldn’t be, there’s protein on the there
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
It’s the new barbecue place in town
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The new barbecue place in town is a meme?
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can’t be. Meat isn’t blue enough.
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
No, I heard those meals need to be “steamed” 🤪