Lexam
@Lexam@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why are we so afraid of cockroaches? 2 days ago:
I grew up in poverty. When I was about nine years old a cockroach crawled in to my ear as I slept on the couch. The sound of that thing stuck in my ear still haunts me. Cockroaches need to die.
- Comment on If i were a bird, how high could I go? 2 weeks ago:
Due to the density of your bones you would be flightless.
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- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 1 month ago:
- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 1 month ago:
Going to swing by today!
- Comment on I got high and sat in this bus stop for 2 hours waiting for my stop 1 month ago:
Where is this?! As in where in KC. I have to have driven by it.
- Comment on Fancy pants 1 month ago:
Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!
- Comment on Glasses 1 month ago:
They live on my face. Unless I’m sleeping or showering. My vision isn’t that bad, just bad enough.
- Comment on Autism 1 month ago:
That is just to be funny.
- Comment on Autism 1 month ago:
I am high functioning. I’m one of those that people like to point to and say it’s a superpower. I have a successful career as a network engineer because of my technical mind. I’m generally funny and can make people laugh. I’ve been happily married for 25 years. I’m not even bad looking.
I cannot drive without sunglasses. Light sensitivity means my eyes will tear up and force themselves closed in bright sun light. I wear flanged earbuds because I have auditory issues so loud sounds are painful and I can’t filter out background noise so in even slightly crowded spaces I become virtually deaf. I have an extremely sensitive gag reflex and have thrown up while brushing my teeth enough to a point where I will usually just power through and finish brushing my teeth. I have severe IBS-D and have spent more time in the bathroom than anyone should (smartphones became a life saver when they came along.). I have a kidney transplant and spent three years on dialysis because I have an autoimmune disorder called IGA nephropathy. I am left handed.
It’s not always what people view as the “main” issue, so much as all of the co-morbidities that go along with the issue.
- Comment on Is this too shitty, even for Lemmy? 2 months ago:
As someone with Autism, please explain this joke to me OP.
- Comment on Why does the colour blonde apparently only exist in human hair? 2 months ago:
Horses.
- Comment on Ogre pussy 2 months ago:
Is there a bad women’s anatomy for lemmy?
- Comment on guys would this work? 2 months ago:
POE
- Comment on If someone opened a store and just sold stuff at cost, which undercuts every other competitors by alot. Would this not for the big corps to come way down on their prices? 2 months ago:
And now you know the story of Amazon.
- Comment on Some of you had healthy childhoods... 2 months ago:
Well yeah. Can’t hold a flashlight for a dad that abandons you.
- Comment on Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit. 2 months ago:
Proper Leatherman has all of these things plus a can opener.
- Comment on Every single time. 3 months ago:
She’s just there to do her job.
- Comment on If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects? 3 months ago:
“Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 3 months ago:
I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.
- Comment on *crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis! 3 months ago:
I have eaten frog legs in a fancy French restaurant and I have eaten frog legs in a single wide trailer. They both have their qualities.
- Comment on BASED? 4 months ago:
I make money to be with cats.
- Comment on Hehehehe 4 months ago:
My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren’t with her when she left.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
This smells of incel.
- Comment on The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean. 4 months ago:
They have an earthy taste.
- Comment on The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean. 4 months ago:
Green.
- Comment on The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean. 4 months ago:
I make them in my instant pot.
- Comment on Cronch 4 months ago:
Was eating a hotdog the other day and a very small piece of bone was in it. When I bit down it jammed the tiny bone fragment between my teeth. I spent the rest of my Costco shopping trip making really weird faces trying to dislodge it.
- Comment on Please hold 4 months ago:
We would do this for breakfast pot lucks in call centers and NOCs.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 4 months ago:
Built my computer in 2019. It may be the last one I build.
