Lexam

@Lexam@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has a patent office ever refused to grant a patent to something on the grounds it was too obscene?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would take all of five minutes to not want that job. Very messy and dusty. And not good mess like old nasty stuff that’s seeped under those tiles. Bonus the tiles might be asbestos. But if this sounds like a good time still, please report to your nearest US Army Recruitment Office!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See it in Kansas City usually in the winter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are most people here left-wing?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m left handed. I don’t have wings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you eat shrimp shells when eating shrimp?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They can be used for flavoring but I would not eat the shells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I accelerate to the car’s top speed and then make a hard left hand turn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before micro plastics and covid, we had hook worms in the south and leaded gasoline everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pam Bondi Calls Tesla Vandalism ‘Domestic Terrorism,’ Promising Consequences⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feel terrified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a bunch of questions: Whats the best way to get this platform's feed to compete with reddit?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t fetch reddit posts. Just create content. Comment and upvote or downvote stuff. And hack your friends DNS so when they type in reddit they come to lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sheet music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo has sent a DMCA notice to Ryujinx forks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Nintendo just come out and say emulators weren’t illegal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't it possible to frame almost any opinion as a question?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know. Can you use language to say and or imply anything you want? Yes, yes you can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Can marketing work to increase sales price of land?”

  Let me introduce you to this cute little place called Greenland. Weather is beautiful year round.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Request for /c/autism mod ownership.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks!

• Request for /c/autism mod ownership.
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• Is there a theoretical limit to profit?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys, what did you buy during the Steam autumn sale?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Baldurs Gate 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are Americans supposed to survive the next 30 years?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Many of us will not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feral Science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing to do with the light actually. I’m yelling at the small cell radios on the top of the poles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feral Science⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I’m gone.