Lexam

@Lexam@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper Leatherman has all of these things plus a can opener.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s just there to do her job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have eaten frog legs in a fancy French restaurant and I have eaten frog legs in a single wide trailer. They both have their qualities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BASED?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I make money to be with cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehehehe⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren’t with her when she left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This smells of incel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They have an earthy taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Green.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I make them in my instant pot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cronch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Was eating a hotdog the other day and a very small piece of bone was in it. When I bit down it jammed the tiny bone fragment between my teeth. I spent the rest of my Costco shopping trip making really weird faces trying to dislodge it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please hold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We would do this for breakfast pot lucks in call centers and NOCs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Built my computer in 2019. It may be the last one I build.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AP pizza is pizza made with All Purpose flour. This type of pizza is usually square and also known as a grandma pizza.

  Also I just made this up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect the environment.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How I feel whenever I drive on the highway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure they’re a peaceful people now. But let’s not forget their past.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accidental rapture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kansas City

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accidental rapture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvote for KC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people who have bad relationship with their parents care about "insults" like "I fucked your mom last night"? Or do you just not care?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always responded with “You fucked MY mom? What is wrong with you she is fucking disgusting.” That would take their power away and put the onus of embarrassment on them. Worked pretty well. It’s hard to joke about someone’s mom or anything for that matter if the person you are trying to make fun of takes it in stride and turns it around on you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill from that day ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We still had to go to work and we still had to eat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about the shareholder value of this one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Them laughing their asses off, knowing they won’t have children.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the self?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh it’s me. Hi, how’s it going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life purpose⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most people think the cubicle is a downgrade from what we had before. I think this comes from people believing these people would be in offices if not for the cubicle farm. In reality most of these people would be in a open environment with desks next to each other. The cubicle was the upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m autistic, I dress for myself and my comfort. I actually dress nice however. My wardrobe mostly consists of button ups and pollos. I have t shirts but only wear those when I’m doing something physical like working on the house. If I’m at home I’m probably in a pair of my colorful sweats and a hoodie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dong, dong, dong!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you just have to be born rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ohio never sleeps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I said what I said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ohio never sleeps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohio is New England’s bastard child and doesn’t belong in the Midwest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tobias Funke “But it just might work this time!”