Lexam

@Lexam@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fancy pants⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glasses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They live on my face. Unless I’m sleeping or showering. My vision isn’t that bad, just bad enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is just to be funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am high functioning. I’m one of those that people like to point to and say it’s a superpower. I have a successful career as a network engineer because of my technical mind. I’m generally funny and can make people laugh. I’ve been happily married for 25 years. I’m not even bad looking.

  I cannot drive without sunglasses. Light sensitivity means my eyes will tear up and force themselves closed in bright sun light. I wear flanged earbuds because I have auditory issues so loud sounds are painful and I can’t filter out background noise so in even slightly crowded spaces I become virtually deaf. I have an extremely sensitive gag reflex and have thrown up while brushing my teeth enough to a point where I will usually just power through and finish brushing my teeth. I have severe IBS-D and have spent more time in the bathroom than anyone should (smartphones became a life saver when they came along.). I have a kidney transplant and spent three years on dialysis because I have an autoimmune disorder called IGA nephropathy. I am left handed.

  It’s not always what people view as the “main” issue, so much as all of the co-morbidities that go along with the issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this too shitty, even for Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone with Autism, please explain this joke to me OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the colour blonde apparently only exist in human hair?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ogre pussy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a bad women’s anatomy for lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨guys would this work?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  POE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone opened a store and just sold stuff at cost, which undercuts every other competitors by alot. Would this not for the big corps to come way down on their prices?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And now you know the story of Amazon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you had healthy childhoods...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah. Can’t hold a flashlight for a dad that abandons you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper Leatherman has all of these things plus a can opener.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single time.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s just there to do her job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Programmers are wizards then what are Computer Architects?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Well my boy, wizards come in many varieties and flavors” said the old dragon to the little boy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have eaten frog legs in a fancy French restaurant and I have eaten frog legs in a single wide trailer. They both have their qualities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BASED?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I make money to be with cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hehehehe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My Mom did not give a fuck! We lived in a small town and could walk home if we weren’t with her when she left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This smells of incel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They have an earthy taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Green.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I make them in my instant pot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cronch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was eating a hotdog the other day and a very small piece of bone was in it. When I bit down it jammed the tiny bone fragment between my teeth. I spent the rest of my Costco shopping trip making really weird faces trying to dislodge it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please hold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We would do this for breakfast pot lucks in call centers and NOCs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Built my computer in 2019. It may be the last one I build.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AP pizza is pizza made with All Purpose flour. This type of pizza is usually square and also known as a grandma pizza.

  Also I just made this up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I respect the environment.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How I feel whenever I drive on the highway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure they’re a peaceful people now. But let’s not forget their past.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accidental rapture⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kansas City

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accidental rapture⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvote for KC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people who have bad relationship with their parents care about "insults" like "I fucked your mom last night"? Or do you just not care?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always responded with “You fucked MY mom? What is wrong with you she is fucking disgusting.” That would take their power away and put the onus of embarrassment on them. Worked pretty well. It’s hard to joke about someone’s mom or anything for that matter if the person you are trying to make fun of takes it in stride and turns it around on you.