wildncrazyguy138
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- Comment on Lefty tax 5 days ago:
As a lefty this is ludicrously unfair! I mean who the hell carries loose change anymore!?
- Comment on Anyone get this? 6 days ago:
Talked to my therapist about this just this Friday. I have a friend, let’s call him Saul. He’s got an air about him, the way he carries himself. Good looking but not great looking, wears a certain kind of goatee that looks a little devilish. He presents as he is a gentleman, has manners, good listener, has a light touch - masculine but also effeminate in a way.
Women adore him! Like every woman I’ve ever met says she likes Saul. Not necessarily romantically, but just generally likes him and enjoys his company.
I’ve lived with this man on multiple occasions. He has caused my friends and I emotional harm. He will act overly aggressive about the smallest transgressions. I put a day bed in the common room one time, for a few weeks, and rather than approaching me about him not liking it, he demonstrated overt sex acts on it. The last time I lived with him a decade ago, he and my ex would berate me and the other roommate, in very toxic emotional ways, like in some kind of sadistic hedonist thing that they shared doing together - I think it came from them both tortured souls from their respective upbringings. Likewise, when he didn’t get his way or the rise he wanted, he would just yell or throw things. Rather than approaching in a discussion, he’d go nuclear.
But that’s not the worst part, because it wasn’t all about what happened to me. A good friend of mine and him started dating about a decade ago. Started out great, romantic, etc. but then he started doing the same things to her, so she broke it off and moved back home. The dude, on multiple occasions, drove the two hours down the road and would just stalk her. Like follow her all damn day. Would make sure she knew he was around.
We’re older now, I see him around town. We have coffee on occasion. He seems to be doing better, got an education, and has a little business that’s woman centric that seems to be doing well.
But I won’t ever forget what I know about this man, and damned if this meme wasn’t on point.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Yea I’m sitting here thinking I’d love for my kid to go all Kevin Mccallister on this and just watch how excited they’d be.
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
Well, don’t leave us hanging here. Are you gonna put another one on or what?
- Comment on Why did we send this? Were we trying to scare the aliens away? 1 week ago:
Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.
- Comment on Aaaaaaaaaa 5 weeks ago:
Skip the line and just make you one of these babies. https://simcity.fandom.com/wiki/Arcology?file=Launch_Arcology.gif
- Comment on Aaaaaaaaaa 5 weeks ago:
Sorry to say, but we’ve moved onto virtual goods to satisfy our crazes nowadays. Try planting those tulips in your homebrew farmcraft simulator clone and watch those profits roll in.
NFTs = non fungal tulips
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 1 month ago:
You know when you take that first spoonful of New England clam chowder and it’s like the universe whispers, “Slow down, buddy, you’re home now”? My family treated chowder like a sacred ritual…snowstorm outside, pot simmering inside, everyone pretending not to notice that my cousin Jimmy always stole the oyster crackers just to crush them up into fine cracker dust. And then use those as his own personal hacky sacks until the bags exploded.
You know when the steam fogs your glasses and suddenly you’re back in your grandparents’ kitchen, watching mammy stir the pot with the same wooden spoon that’s she’d had since before you were born? That spoon could have otherwise been a magic wand with the wonders she could prepare in that kitchen.
Sadly, mammy passed a few years back. Jimmy died a couple of days ago. OD’d on fentanyl; aspirated on a piece of potato from the chowder we had prepared together for lunch that day. He was looking pretty gaunt by then, and I thought cooking a big pot would bring back a little of the magic, like old times again.
Anyway, the rest of this gallon here still sits in my fridge. Aging day by day, slowly headed towards its expire date. Much like the rest of us. But maybe this review will be retained for some time long after. 5/5 - Rest well Jimmy. I miss you.
- Comment on Hotdog History 1 month ago:
You talking about Harry Buns?
- Comment on Just leave it on the porch bro 1 month ago:
Wardash?
- Comment on Im stupid but have money 4 months ago:
Buy land from the lunar embassy. Guaranteed to go to the moon!
- Comment on This hotel has a map for roof access in case of a fire. Most men have issues figuring it out 4 months ago:
If the building smells like, or appears to be, on fire, it is recommended that you do not enter it.
And doubly so if it appears to be unsound.
If you absolutely must, be prepared. Have a plan and an exit strategy. A special outfit and years of training is advised.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 4 months ago:
Fun fact that I just made up - leche and leach derive from the same proto word meaning “to drain” you’re welcome.
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
Experiment 99. Assessing reactions within a broken bottle of beer when presented with melodic and visual stimuli.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
I agree. I was an early adopter. It’s a compelling idea to have a public ledger, but so far it’s been terrible execution, and what a disaster for the environment.
- Comment on corn 5 months ago:
Why you just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.
- Comment on A legend 6 months ago:
Pretty sure he would have been Sonic.
- Comment on [AI] Oreo 6 months ago:
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
…Al stole the cookie from the cookie jar. - Comment on How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ? 6 months ago:
The more well off ones usually have a connected airport and “fuck-you-money security. As someone else mentioned, helicopters are an option, or perhaps boat of they’re by a waterway.
So congratulations, you’ve trapped the community doctors and lawyers, maybe a very well off Grammy or two with limited faculties, but you’ve set off the alarm bells to the true predators of society, who’ve now made it to Madagascar and shut down the ports.
- Comment on When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick? 6 months ago:
One of the wittier guys in the trailer park I grew up in did that trick where it looks like you can pull one of your fingers off from one hand. As an 8 year old that was fucking cool.
Another time he did the quarter behind your ear trick and then gave us the quarter.
To this day, I still remember it more than any other Milky Way or Babe Ruth candy bar I ever got. So yeah, go for it, make an impression.
- Comment on Catch of the day 7 months ago:
Grew up there. Myrtle Beach is the kind of place where everyone has 3 jobs and no money. The place thrives on tricking others into relieving them of theirs.
- Comment on Could a minority in US Senate essentially disolve the federal state? 7 months ago:
Federal workers will get back pay. You’re parroting the right’s messaging. People wanted the left to fight.
Because of how the people gave the right all of the levers of government last election, this is one of the few areas where dems have any power to wield - senate needs 60% to pass any funding legislation.
You wanted a battle, the dems took it to the mattresses. We should be praising them for being bold and we, the left, should be seeking out those government workers who are struggling the most and doing gofundme’s to care for them. This is a war and they are soldiers on the front lines, directly in the line of fire. We need to be their support regiment.
Conversely, the right needs to feel the pain of what a lack of federal government looks like, because a lot of them don’t value it at all, because they don’t understand how it serves them. They only see it as “protection money” that come out of their paycheck. For them, we need to find the union workers who left the left. We need to gain back the dirt farmers in Montana, the disenfranchised Hispanics in Southern Texas and in the burroughs of NYC and the suburbanite moms in Bucks County. Moreover, we need to fight like hell to show that we give a damn and have a spine and that we will, we will, fight for them.
- Comment on The father, the son, and tails 7 months ago:
Hope you get a lot of miles out of this one.
- Comment on Meta won’t allow users to opt out of targeted ads based on AI chats 7 months ago:
Sounds like a great time for malicious compliance.
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 7 months ago:
I’d just close my eyes and believe the bodies I’m trampling are imaginary.
- Comment on And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff 7 months ago:
Devil gets beat up enough, I just prefer to beat my fruit.
- Comment on And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff 7 months ago:
- cut off the top and bottom
- on the bottom, look for the pith lines, usually 5 of them. Cut down from there all the way to the bottom, so that you have 5 slices. If you’re a pro you can not cut all the way to the bottom and simply starfish it.
- Take a slice and a wooden spoon. Beat the ever living daylights out of the back of the slice, the delicious rubies will go flying everywhere…hopefully into the bowl you put underneath where you’re thwacking. Or, if you don’t have an anger management disorder, just tap the backs gently, ymmv.
- Comment on Trapeze artists 8 months ago:
The cannon was loaded from the start.
- Comment on US presidents are getting younger over time 8 months ago:
You can’t handle the TRUTH!
For most of us, no truer words have ever been spoken.
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 8 months ago:
Reduce, reuse, recycle ☢️
