wildncrazyguy138

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Supreme Court will review Alaska's bid to seize pilot's plane over 6-pack of beer: "This case isn't just about me" - CBS News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Heard a podcast about this one. Didn’t he consciously “look the other way” and was caught allowing beer on his plane before?

  Not that I agree with stealing the guy’s plane, but let’s let all of the facts speak for themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this very much depends on the person. My boss is one of those types who feels more connected when he is talking around the water cooler. I am very much not. Before him as boss, I was very much thriving in a remote/travel gig, under him, I am very much not.

  Not to say I’m going to change my remote status, for one, I’m 1000 miles away. If I change anything, it would be places of employment.

  As for this infographic? Like most things in life - it depends. Figure out your boss, and your boss’s boss. Then do what you need to do to achieve your goals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling Corny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea, but when’s the last time you caught beans hanging out with Prussian Blue?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panino police: packed lunch bans enrage Italians at pricey beach clubs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was in Miramar a few months back. Some of the larger condo complexes definitely had signs up saying most of the beach was private, it was only a sliver right by the waves that was public access.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness Blogger: lets start with an easy exercise......The exercise:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have that problem too, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God danget bobby⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm I wonder what those burgers taste like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This phone in the stock room was so filthy someone put a clean grip on it so you wouldn't have to touch it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, sure enough have seen this before. Way back before cell phones existed, this is what we had to do to put a phone on vibrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We have the second one already, we just call it lobbying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We got a dangler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t believe it - this bears no fruit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lefty tax⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a lefty this is ludicrously unfair! I mean who the hell carries loose change anymore!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone get this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Talked to my therapist about this just this Friday. I have a friend, let’s call him Saul. He’s got an air about him, the way he carries himself. Good looking but not great looking, wears a certain kind of goatee that looks a little devilish. He presents as he is a gentleman, has manners, good listener, has a light touch - masculine but also effeminate in a way.

  Women adore him! Like every woman I’ve ever met says she likes Saul. Not necessarily romantically, but just generally likes him and enjoys his company.

  I’ve lived with this man on multiple occasions. He has caused my friends and I emotional harm. He will act overly aggressive about the smallest transgressions. I put a day bed in the common room one time, for a few weeks, and rather than approaching me about him not liking it, he demonstrated overt sex acts on it. The last time I lived with him a decade ago, he and my ex would berate me and the other roommate, in very toxic emotional ways, like in some kind of sadistic hedonist thing that they shared doing together - I think it came from them both tortured souls from their respective upbringings. Likewise, when he didn’t get his way or the rise he wanted, he would just yell or throw things. Rather than approaching in a discussion, he’d go nuclear.

  But that’s not the worst part, because it wasn’t all about what happened to me. A good friend of mine and him started dating about a decade ago. Started out great, romantic, etc. but then he started doing the same things to her, so she broke it off and moved back home. The dude, on multiple occasions, drove the two hours down the road and would just stalk her. Like follow her all damn day. Would make sure she knew he was around.

  We’re older now, I see him around town. We have coffee on occasion. He seems to be doing better, got an education, and has a little business that’s woman centric that seems to be doing well.

  But I won’t ever forget what I know about this man, and damned if this meme wasn’t on point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea I’m sitting here thinking I’d love for my kid to go all Kevin Mccallister on this and just watch how excited they’d be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, don’t leave us hanging here. Are you gonna put another one on or what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did we send this? Were we trying to scare the aliens away?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaaaaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Skip the line and just make you one of these babies. https://simcity.fandom.com/wiki/Arcology?file=Launch_Arcology.gif

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaaaaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry to say, but we’ve moved onto virtual goods to satisfy our crazes nowadays. Try planting those tulips in your homebrew farmcraft simulator clone and watch those profits roll in.

  NFTs = non fungal tulips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know when you take that first spoonful of New England clam chowder and it’s like the universe whispers, “Slow down, buddy, you’re home now”? My family treated chowder like a sacred ritual…snowstorm outside, pot simmering inside, everyone pretending not to notice that my cousin Jimmy always stole the oyster crackers just to crush them up into fine cracker dust. And then use those as his own personal hacky sacks until the bags exploded.

  You know when the steam fogs your glasses and suddenly you’re back in your grandparents’ kitchen, watching mammy stir the pot with the same wooden spoon that’s she’d had since before you were born? That spoon could have otherwise been a magic wand with the wonders she could prepare in that kitchen.

  Sadly, mammy passed a few years back. Jimmy died a couple of days ago. OD’d on fentanyl; aspirated on a piece of potato from the chowder we had prepared together for lunch that day. He was looking pretty gaunt by then, and I thought cooking a big pot would bring back a little of the magic, like old times again.

  Anyway, the rest of this gallon here still sits in my fridge. Aging day by day, slowly headed towards its expire date. Much like the rest of us. But maybe this review will be retained for some time long after. 5/5 - Rest well Jimmy. I miss you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog History⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You talking about Harry Buns?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wardash?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im stupid but have money⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy land from the lunar embassy. Guaranteed to go to the moon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This hotel has a map for roof access in case of a fire. Most men have issues figuring it out⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the building smells like, or appears to be, on fire, it is recommended that you do not enter it.

  And doubly so if it appears to be unsound.

  If you absolutely must, be prepared. Have a plan and an exit strategy. A special outfit and years of training is advised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact that I just made up - leche and leach derive from the same proto word meaning “to drain” you’re welcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Experiment 99. Assessing reactions within a broken bottle of beer when presented with melodic and visual stimuli.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. I was an early adopter. It’s a compelling idea to have a public ledger, but so far it’s been terrible execution, and what a disaster for the environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨corn⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why you just standing there? It ain’t gonna shuck itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A legend⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure he would have been Sonic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[AI] Oreo⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
  …Al stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The more well off ones usually have a connected airport and “fuck-you-money security. As someone else mentioned, helicopters are an option, or perhaps boat of they’re by a waterway.

  So congratulations, you’ve trapped the community doctors and lawyers, maybe a very well off Grammy or two with limited faculties, but you’ve set off the alarm bells to the true predators of society, who’ve now made it to Madagascar and shut down the ports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When kids come trick-or-treating, what happens if I choose trick?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the wittier guys in the trailer park I grew up in did that trick where it looks like you can pull one of your fingers off from one hand. As an 8 year old that was fucking cool.

  Another time he did the quarter behind your ear trick and then gave us the quarter.

  To this day, I still remember it more than any other Milky Way or Babe Ruth candy bar I ever got. So yeah, go for it, make an impression.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catch of the day⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Grew up there. Myrtle Beach is the kind of place where everyone has 3 jobs and no money. The place thrives on tricking others into relieving them of theirs.