NoForwadSlashS

@NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What, all of you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I’d seen the post for this, but this is the guy selling them for a buck fifty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically unlikely⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some are worms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*laughs in Dutch*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean *laughs in American*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Civic duty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Its true, the cops never do anything wrong, always just assume they did everything by the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSBLACKOUT (boycott of PlayStation)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My PS3 will have to stay thoroughly boxed up on the basement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, 28, charged with murder of former UK MP Ann Widdecombe⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A printed world map with Palestine on and a Last Action Hero DVD will suffice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britain ‘Does Not Have Enough Water’ for Planned AI Data Centre Boom⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do not become addicted to water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gary Stevenson to quit YouTube channel, citing health concerns⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dis u? if-we-let-them-tax-people-worth-more-than-ps10m-where-does-it-end-asks-reform-voter-still-t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's some toast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That is the kind of energy you get from a hearty beans on toast breakfast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“We’re used to people saying fuck no and doing it anyway” -Michigan governor Gretchen Whitner. Daughter of a health insurance CEO. She is currently selling Michigan out for every penny she can as her…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow I didn’t realise Sam Altman was so small, or that he looks so much like an imperfect clone of Elon Musk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me too! Or not? Whichever!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only throw, no take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me too! Or not? Whichever!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am on that list for some reason

  This holds up, I have a positive tag on you like eery other name I’ve recognised on the list.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinky⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  … Mmmmm… Bean kebabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLZ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But what about the skinny guy in the trenchcoat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just as Nolan intended⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect room to find the hat man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA VP Urges Companies To Think About In-Game Ads During Development: ‘That’s A Huge Opportunity’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is EA we are talking about, the “opportunity” is not to give the consumers a discount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This user right here, officer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being pushed into waist deep, still water sounds so deadly, I'm shaking in my boots /s⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Posting this misinformation that people can easily climb out of canals across Lemmy is not going to help your defence in a court of law OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a full Ai Movie Can y'all Review it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well this is probably the shittiest shitpost I’ve ever seen, wich is truly something. I can’t decide if the whole bit is satire or not, but it’s certainly a “movie” with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and that’s without even thinking about the AI aspect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the People What They Want⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a second circumcision would be fitting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your name Bennett? Because it sounds like you’re letting off some steam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what important document did you torch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  List of unusual items allegedly consumed:

  …

  1 Guinness World Records award plaque

  Always gets me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eggy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What you’ve done there is just add pineapple to a carbonara. The Italians aren’t going to like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eggy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pineapple on pizza is basically traditional Italian food compared to a scrambled egg pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hang in there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean, I always put my arrows in the quiver pointing up at the back of my neck. Stops me falling asleep on the job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe there should be a Lemmy Sloppost community for this kind of thing that is even worse than shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That crushing realization that life keeps leveling up in difficulty just like a video game, but forgot to include the cheat codes:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, it’s always been a microtransaction economy