NoForwadSlashS

@NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being pushed into waist deep, still water sounds so deadly, I'm shaking in my boots /s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Posting this misinformation that people can easily climb out of canals across Lemmy is not going to help your defence in a court of law OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a full Ai Movie Can y'all Review it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well this is probably the shittiest shitpost I’ve ever seen, wich is truly something. I can’t decide if the whole bit is satire or not, but it’s certainly a “movie” with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and that’s without even thinking about the AI aspect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give the People What They Want⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe a second circumcision would be fitting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is your name Bennett? Because it sounds like you’re letting off some steam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So what important document did you torch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  List of unusual items allegedly consumed:

  …

  1 Guinness World Records award plaque

  Always gets me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eggy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What you’ve done there is just add pineapple to a carbonara. The Italians aren’t going to like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eggy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pineapple on pizza is basically traditional Italian food compared to a scrambled egg pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hang in there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean, I always put my arrows in the quiver pointing up at the back of my neck. Stops me falling asleep on the job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha AF⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe there should be a Lemmy Sloppost community for this kind of thing that is even worse than shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That crushing realization that life keeps leveling up in difficulty just like a video game, but forgot to include the cheat codes:⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, it’s always been a microtransaction economy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss Wilfred⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me brighten your day with my favourite Dutch snack made in a similar way: Bitterballen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss Wilfred⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like you’re just making batter balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh you're gonna be a horny bard again thing campaign? Here's your dice.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you don’t…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Even in the chart it clearly shows that God is not a seperate entity. That seems to be the entire point of it in fact.

  Here, let me illustrate:
  The DP trinity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically there are 3 people involved in the maneuver

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’re worried about the right guy, he looks like Peter Thiel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creamy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More of a pinch actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage bought £1.4m property after receiving £5m gift from British crypto billionaire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When am i going to get my trickle down from the crypto balls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So I guess this means he ate every part of his brother except for the balls. Meaning he has 4 testicles knocking about in his scrotum, like a bag of shallots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to turn the phrase "The 1%" into a grawlixed slur?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All rich people do these days is spread diseases, take our jobs, live off our taxes, eat hot chip and lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Games rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ia it a Taco Bell?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slopmaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now we are going down the rabbit hole… art ants actually robots?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deluxe poppy seed cake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its like a before and after advertisment for Immodium

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potata Salad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bargain for 3 years worth of violent shits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slopmaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t realise 3D printers were completely sentient and design things themselves now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you do fellow kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oklahoma school principal who stopped gunman is crowned prom king by his students⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if there was a good guy with a gun he could get to be prom king