NoForwadSlashS

@NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds about right⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, a casual 500-800% increase in work speed. I’m sure we can hit that target if everyone uses AI to assist their tasks.

  works 19% slower

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British Airways pulls Louis Theroux podcast sponsorship after Bob Vylan interview⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you were ok with Nazis, pedophiles, murderers and Zionist settlers, but you have to draw the line at musicians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The ER staff don’t like it when people dock phones with their butt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is. It....German?????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, right? I wish all these Americans would stop talking about how all German-Argentines are WW2 Nazis and instead focus on current Argentinian culture? Like how the economy is in shambles and having to be bailed out by the present day Nazis, ~who also happen to be American.~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's plastic in my balls too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most hipster description of a dildo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public service announcement ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate the extremely inclusive way to explain how everyone, deep down, is disgusted by all forms of genitals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'This is definitely my last TwitchCon': High-profile streamer Emiru was assaulted at the event, even as streamers have been sounding the alarm about stalkers and harassment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  30 day ban from twitch events

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah “venom”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks to be trans flavour to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I could go for some refreshingly crunchy big celery right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are these ICE agents allowed to fire on protestors like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All they know is to find out why it is what at, eat hot chip and find solutions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A roundabout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stunt jump completed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunlight special⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on, that’s a Full English Breakfast, not a Roast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there's no roleplay, it's just a bunch of people with big teeth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is what my date just served.....⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who isn't using a bottle of olive oil within 6 months?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘I love you too!’ My family’s creepy, unsettling week with an AI toy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I certainly wouldn't trust an AI friend from Grimes for numerous reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patrick McGovern, the ‘Indiana Jones of Ancient Alcohol,’ Dies at 80⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That's quite the title

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now they can follow their dream of hand modelling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police seek man who called for Keir Starmer to be ‘assassinated’ at far-right rally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. He didn't say he supports Palestine Action did he?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Following 'Recent Events,' Mods Lock Helldivers Subreddit, While Helldivers 2 Stays Open | Aftermath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  While I understand the stance for a communuty, honestly it's such a cowardly move. Im getting tired of games that make great political commentaries and/or cutting satire and then state "no political discussion".

  I'll report to the nearest Democracy Officer for mentioning democracy, I guess...

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polanski apologises over claim he can increase women’s breast sizes with his mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This headline really make it sound like he's doing some kind of Magneto brain wave power on boobs for his own amusement. In reality he supported hypnotherapy to improve body image of those with dysmorphia, which kind of feel weird to apologise for to be honest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Online speech laws need to be reviewed after Linehan arrest, says Wes Streeting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know you're on the right side of history when you get Nigel Farage behind your cause.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no wonder my insurance premiums keep going up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Christ, so you're completely disregarding POTS, fibromyalgia, CFS/ME and Lyme disease too? It's not a conspiracy cliche to tell you to Google medical studies on these things. Saying "those guys just like to chill" like they aren't in chronic physical pain 24/7 is the most self-centered, dismissive bullshit I've ever heard.

  I don't think any evidence I could give you of correlations would be enough because you literally don't believe in medically accepted physiological conditions, seemingly because you personally had a chill 2020.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no wonder my insurance premiums keep going up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You keep calling covid a "fairly benign virus from 5 years ago" which makes me think you aren't actually interested in learning. It still exists, it's still worse than flu, it didn't "end". Look up "long term effects of covid-19" and you'll see that this is being heavily studied due to various correlations with various serious conditions. But because it only STARTED 5 years ago, we can't possibly know for sure yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver claims cyclist punched him in face and threw bike at car, causing £1,000 worth of damage, after motorist hit him “at about 2mph”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "My car was only driving at 2mph, but he just stood there screaming and wouldn't get out of the way, your honour".

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no wonder my insurance premiums keep going up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  7 million of 6 billion could indeed be considered a "drop in the bucket" on the grand scale, a "blip on the graph" but that's not your point it seems.

  Covid and its continued impact on the world being reduced to "being sat at home a month in April" is such a dismissive and deluded perspective, I don't even understand how it works as a comment literally on a data driven study about continued heightened mortality due to covid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Revealed: Peter Mandelson(Britain’s ambassador to the US) asked Jeffrey Epstein for Israel advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, he's not the worst person to ask about Israel. If you're already good friends with a Mossad asset through your shared pastime of raping kids, then why not shoot him an email for a recommendation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what does it mean being nice to your coworkers to you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally, as a reader of this post that hasn't tried to help, I'm offended that you don't believe in me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also because they don't tend to try to put the blood back in, even if you collected it neatly in a bucket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unbothered. Moisturized. Blissed Out. In My Slop. Focused. Flourishing.