phoenixarise

@phoenixarise@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's only fair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Close enough. They think they can have a say about pussy health, then they don’t get any pussy. Sounds fair to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice cream season is soon upon us!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and hold it there during a brainfreeze. Works for me every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m nowhere near bariatric, but I could definitely use one of these. lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's only fair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t even ask. Deny them sex and watch the tantrums fly. 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid but comfy. ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would also accept 2 with 4’s handle. ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand. I think the handle would work best for my hands, and the prongs are just the right size for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  2, and only 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do this and enjoy life and stop being a victim⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just stopped giving a fuck. It completely changed my life. ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Winning what, more profits for you instead of me? Get fucked, loser.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some countries you’ve visited that shocked you with unexpected friendliness?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you say that? Genuinely asking.