Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Beware Beans!

⁨552⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3fda83da-4249-4584-a9ae-bb6486c95e9a.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • RobotToaster@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No longer asking if he can haz

    source
    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is everyone who got this considered old or am I still ok?

      source
      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes.

        source
      • metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re probably old-ish (late 30s to early 50s maybe?), and you’re absolutely still ok (in this way at least, maybe not your joints or gut though).

        source
  • Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good kitty :3

    source
    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your display name suggests that you may be biased in matters of feline goodness.

      source
    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have you tagged as “likes to meow to calm down” 😂

      source
  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beans was 9 pounds, now he’s 11 pounds…

    source
    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Give him a day or two. A pound and a half of those are transitory

      source
    • shrugs@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      why are brains so similar? This was my first thought and sure enough, comment #2

      source
  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1/10, OP is clearly trying to cash in on the bean craze without giving us any beans.

    source
    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I gave you the ultimate bean, and this is how you repay me? lemmy.world/post/49897652

      source
      • nforminvasion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Betrayal and abeandonment from your own

        source
  • dasrael@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If my cat did this, I’d just be so impressed I’d let her have the damn chicken. Enjoy the conquest and all.

    source
    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When I was a little girl, I had a black cat. We lived on the 9th floor. One day the window was open and a pigeon landed on the ledge outside. My cat lunged at it, and thankfully I was there and grabbed her by her rear end.

      I was able to pull her back in, the pigeon still in her clutches. She ran to the bathroom and hid behind the toilet with the bird in her mouth.

      She growled and made absolutely insane noises at us as we tried to get her out and save the bird.

      Eventually, we got her to let go. Sadly, the bird died. We never kept that window open again, and I learned that day that Margo was a freaking ruthless hunter.

      source
      • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        All of them are. They devastate ecosystems if they’re let outside, that’s one of the reasons they tell you to keep them indoors. They kill an astronomical amount of wildlife.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Honestly I’m impressed your cat managed to kill a bird while still technically being an inside cat. That takes a special intersection of luck and skill.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Except it sets a precedent that they can steal your food.

      source
      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean it obviously can

        source
      • Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s why you fill up the bathtub while he’s eating.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cooked chicken bones are super dangerous. They’d likely kill your cat.

      source
      • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They’re not really that bad. The bones get soft and kinda crumbly when they’re cooked in the chicken. They only get brittle when they’re allowed to dry after the meat is stripped off. The whole “shards of bone will pierce their stomach/intestines” idea is kind of a myth. They’re still a choking hazard, but that’s true for any bones, cooked or not.

        I’m sure I’ll get a few people who want to link some blog that says otherwise, but that’s what the emergency vets told me the first time my dog ate fried chicken.

        source
    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Chicken bones are dangerous (can be deadly) for animals as they splinter. If my cats steal some cheese I’ll let them have it (if it’s not too big as they are lactose intolerant). But now it’s hard to have a cheese platter. They just keep trying until there’s a weak moment in our surveillance. They are cheese ninjas.

      source
      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        cooked ones, yes

        source
  • fodor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beans did not steal anything. The chicken always belonged to Beans, though you were unaware of that basic fact.

    source
  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All on Team Beans sound off!

    source
    • Maiq@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      May his path lead to warm sands.

      source
      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        May his butthole never have poop stuck to it

        source
  • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At that point I’d say cat deserves it

    source
  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The kitty is about 10% chicken when it’s done.

    source
  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    40minutes? You should have declared defeat as soon as he got it under the bed. At that point you weren’t going to eat it were you?

    source
    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lots of cats have little to no portion control and will eat themselves sick. Even if you’re not going to eat it anymore, you should at least take it away and give it back in small portions.

      source
      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Today I learned I should have been born a cat. No portion control, food delivery service, poop antidelivery service, forehead kisses on demand, you get to shove your butthole in anyone’s face and they can’t do anything about it, if you sit on someone and they move they go to jail, like I need to arrange this for my next reincarnation

        source
  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perfect guard kitty lol

    source
  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Izza bird!

    Iz MY bird!

    Catching birds is why kitties exist!

    source
  • raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no you stole my cat’s name give it back :c

    source
    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You named your cat Jeff too?

      source
  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With rotisserie chicken, friendship ends!!! 😡

    source
  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beans knows what’s what.

    source
  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beans knows what beans wants and is self actualizing. How many of your goals have you achieved today?

    source
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Beans hungers.

    source
  • bilb@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    beenz

    source
  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How many pounds was the chicken? I don’t usually buy rotisserie chickens I don’t know how much they weigh

    source
    • TheKingBee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ~2 lbs

      source
      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        damn i overestimated. I was thinking 15. I usually do pork butts (shoulders) around 8-15 depending on the size of the pig and whether you left the bone in.

        source