Frenchgeek
@Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go 1 day ago:
If he likes free stuff so much, why does he charges for his chainsaws?
- Comment on Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months 1 week ago:
Isn’t that socialist?
- Comment on Rich people don't understand us at all. 2 weeks ago:
Aren’t those types of robots mostly remotely controlled?
- Comment on Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules! 2 weeks ago:
By playing checkers against your opponent and scamming as much money as possible from your pawns?
- Comment on Get in my cup! 3 weeks ago:
Nestle is currently mobilizing their lawyers.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 4 weeks ago:
Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
- Comment on That Damn Smile 5 weeks ago:
Be the change you want to see in the world.
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 5 weeks ago:
Does it fly away at the speed of light if you tilt it?
- Comment on Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games 1 month ago:
The steam version is the nice graphical one. The original is still free.
- Comment on Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games 1 month ago:
Good news: Dwarf fortress is free.
- Comment on Beware Beans! 1 month ago:
That’s why you fill up the bathtub while he’s eating.
- Comment on It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History 1 month ago:
At least the Cybertruck makes sure you don’t need to buy a new car, by locking its doors. /s
- Comment on Bargain 1 month ago:
He gets his fashion advice from Narnia, I suspect.
- Comment on How many people have driven right into that wall 1 month ago:
Depends how much a smartphone is involved here…
- Comment on Heh heh 1 month ago:
Add enough lye and it’s non longer oil. Pouring soap down the drain isn’t illegal, is it?
- Comment on More thermal paste = more heat dissipation, right? 1 month ago:
Yeah: Use a paintbrush to cover the whole motherboard instead.
- Comment on "We're all in this together" 1 month ago:
Did it specify “of unactivity” or did they radically reduce your work hours?
- Comment on The store that sells them is not dumb enough to use them 1 month ago:
My mother loved hers. Not that she would have bought one, mind you (I gifted a basic model to her), but the thing can do one very important thing: Clean under the bed without reminding you you’re getting old.
- Comment on Oblivion 2 months ago:
Given what hospitals charge for the same, you literally were a cash cow for american healthcare…
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 2 months ago:
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Being a CEO is so easy a job, even the brain-dead can do it!
- Comment on America continues to fall behind the rest of the world 2 months ago:
Funny how there’s always money to bomb schools, on the other hand…
- Comment on GTA 6 Price Finally Confirmed, Features a 'Single-Player Experience' at Launch 2 months ago:
That’s way, the people with slow Internet will have a nice box to look at while their download fail.
- Comment on Sound of silence 2 months ago:
I wonder if there’s a database of ways to get a bluetooth speaker to crash with a few malformed requests…
- Comment on Scan to Verify You're Human 2 months ago:
- Comment on Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more 2 months ago:
Epic often get games to go totally free. Sometimes, they even are worth the price.
- Comment on The European Commission's answer to SKG: "The Commission considers that at this stage it cannot propose a legal obligation to keep video games playable after they stop being provided commercially." 2 months ago:
I mean that’s literally what’s asked for: Follow European sales laws by considering the game as a rental (so, monthly subscription), or provide a legally mandated end date before buying (legally considering the product as a perishable in short), or provide the means for the customer to continue to use their product (with either tools or documentation, you don’t have to keep running the servers forever).
The fact big players in the industry try to dismiss to whole thing as an overreaction by out of touch kids when they already do the work that would make them compliant as a part of game dev is more an insult than anything else.
- Comment on The European Commission's answer to SKG: "The Commission considers that at this stage it cannot propose a legal obligation to keep video games playable after they stop being provided commercially." 2 months ago:
Writing a “best by” date on the store page is too taxing for studios who don’t want to proving the protocol documentation to create a dedicated server?
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 2 months ago:
Is the shitty package manager called “Microsoft Store”?
- Comment on *uncurses you* 2 months ago:
That was a load-bearing curse, you know…