Frenchgeek
@Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Get in my cup! 3 days ago:
Nestle is currently mobilizing their lawyers.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 1 week ago:
Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
- Comment on That Damn Smile 2 weeks ago:
Be the change you want to see in the world.
- Comment on Bethesda unveils new logo 2 weeks ago:
Does it fly away at the speed of light if you tilt it?
- Comment on Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games 3 weeks ago:
The steam version is the nice graphical one. The original is still free.
- Comment on Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games 3 weeks ago:
Good news: Dwarf fortress is free.
- Comment on Beware Beans! 3 weeks ago:
That’s why you fill up the bathtub while he’s eating.
- Comment on It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History 3 weeks ago:
At least the Cybertruck makes sure you don’t need to buy a new car, by locking its doors. /s
- Comment on Bargain 4 weeks ago:
He gets his fashion advice from Narnia, I suspect.
- Comment on How many people have driven right into that wall 5 weeks ago:
Depends how much a smartphone is involved here…
- Comment on Heh heh 5 weeks ago:
Add enough lye and it’s non longer oil. Pouring soap down the drain isn’t illegal, is it?
- Comment on More thermal paste = more heat dissipation, right? 5 weeks ago:
Yeah: Use a paintbrush to cover the whole motherboard instead.
- Comment on "We're all in this together" 5 weeks ago:
Did it specify “of unactivity” or did they radically reduce your work hours?
- Comment on The store that sells them is not dumb enough to use them 5 weeks ago:
My mother loved hers. Not that she would have bought one, mind you (I gifted a basic model to her), but the thing can do one very important thing: Clean under the bed without reminding you you’re getting old.
- Comment on Oblivion 1 month ago:
Given what hospitals charge for the same, you literally were a cash cow for american healthcare…
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Being a CEO is so easy a job, even the brain-dead can do it!
- Comment on America continues to fall behind the rest of the world 1 month ago:
Funny how there’s always money to bomb schools, on the other hand…
- Comment on GTA 6 Price Finally Confirmed, Features a 'Single-Player Experience' at Launch 1 month ago:
That’s way, the people with slow Internet will have a nice box to look at while their download fail.
- Comment on Sound of silence 1 month ago:
I wonder if there’s a database of ways to get a bluetooth speaker to crash with a few malformed requests…
- Comment on Scan to Verify You're Human 1 month ago:
- Comment on Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more 1 month ago:
Epic often get games to go totally free. Sometimes, they even are worth the price.
- Comment on The European Commission's answer to SKG: "The Commission considers that at this stage it cannot propose a legal obligation to keep video games playable after they stop being provided commercially." 2 months ago:
I mean that’s literally what’s asked for: Follow European sales laws by considering the game as a rental (so, monthly subscription), or provide a legally mandated end date before buying (legally considering the product as a perishable in short), or provide the means for the customer to continue to use their product (with either tools or documentation, you don’t have to keep running the servers forever).
The fact big players in the industry try to dismiss to whole thing as an overreaction by out of touch kids when they already do the work that would make them compliant as a part of game dev is more an insult than anything else.
- Comment on The European Commission's answer to SKG: "The Commission considers that at this stage it cannot propose a legal obligation to keep video games playable after they stop being provided commercially." 2 months ago:
Writing a “best by” date on the store page is too taxing for studios who don’t want to proving the protocol documentation to create a dedicated server?
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 2 months ago:
Is the shitty package manager called “Microsoft Store”?
- Comment on *uncurses you* 2 months ago:
That was a load-bearing curse, you know…
- Comment on A tragic tale in one image 2 months ago:
Going to prom with a trashcan?
- Comment on Ultimate laptop 2 months ago:
Crysis runs from it. Close enough.
- Comment on The sand never asked for this 2 months ago:
If Carbon has to suffer, it won’t do it alone. Suck it, Silicium.
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 2 months ago:
Depending on the wind, it’s way faster in reverse.