CorrenteAlternata
@CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone
alice 28 y.o. she/her
I am also @aliceitc@iusearchlinux.fyi
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 2 days ago:
— Mom, where do babies come from?
— Well, you know… when you are on the toilet… and you push too much… sometimes… you know?That kid is gonna be traumatised for sure!
- Comment on Help me stop moth racism. Just give me the money and I'll do the rest. 5 days ago:
You can’t just say “it’s irrational”, you have to prove it! And it ain’t easy! The first proof that π is irrational was in the 1760s!
- Comment on she’s really honest indeed💖 6 days ago:
It’s a hairpost
- Comment on 69 rule 6 days ago:
100×ln(1.9543)
- Comment on 69 rule 6 days ago:
You should see
ln(1024) - Comment on Beware Beans! 6 days ago:
- Comment on Beware Beans! 1 week ago:
At that point I’d say cat deserves it
- Comment on The savings are trickling down to us 1 week ago:
350 for a disposable dildo? a bargain!
- Comment on The savings are trickling down to us 1 week ago:
it’s 0.23%
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
lucky girl
- Comment on My wife would still say its not clean enough 1 week ago:
I was under the impression that roombas and cats had a symbiotic relationship in which cats nap on top of the roombas (happiness goes up) and the roombas simultaneously recharge (they use the cat’s gravitational field)
- Comment on My wife would still say its not clean enough 1 week ago:
They don’t know that you can recharge them, so every time the battery empties they buy another one
- Comment on Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Me in my moms house basement 1 week ago:
- Comment on Spider distribution. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Relatable 2 weeks ago:
Welcome back to Timberboners 🎶🎵🎙️
- Comment on cheating 2 weeks ago:
rice cuties
- Comment on Uncle Ben was a racist 2 weeks ago:
With wheat powder comes great baking
- Comment on Uncle Ben was a racist 2 weeks ago:
With white powder comes great addiction
- Comment on holy🤯 2 weeks ago:
but we also have some flaws
- Comment on Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt 3 weeks ago:
That makes sense, thank you!
- Comment on Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt 3 weeks ago:
I can understand why, but then: why not simply wear a long sleeve shirt without the regular t-shirt on top?
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
Unfortunately my PM will say “let’s meet and see if X joins otherwise we end earlier”. Which means wasting a lot of time. Because X won’t join, the PM will start talking about irrelevant stuff, and if we’re lucky we waste 15 minutes, or more.
I just hate this PM.
What you say is reasonable and is also how I would have handled it. But in this project I have no power and the PM is…just not very good at it.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
I know a guy like that. It’s infuriating because it’s a waste of time. Just decline for fucks sake! At least I can tell the PM that we tried unsuccessfully to schedule and that we have to delay and I can play some video games!
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
Ah sorry, that joke flew over my head :D That was a good joke!
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
How? I’m telling you that I use the feature every day and you say it’s useless? Or am I misunderstanding you?
I’m just saying that the user proposing to use a key that is not used by most applications is better than using a key used by one of the most popular applications.
Of course if you don’t use it, and it works for you, that’s ok!
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
I use it every day :D
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
You are a fucking master mind! I wonder what other secret knowledge you possess, and I’m serious.
- Comment on Well you see, uh... 3 weeks ago:
Fun fact: the tides are influenced by how many hamburgers “your mom” has eaten that day.
- Comment on Well you see, uh... 3 weeks ago:
That’s how planets were formed!
