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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who could blame him? Ash’s mom has got it goin’ on.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She’s all he wants, and he’s waited for so long

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That picture of Ash’s mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?

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  • lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • WR5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A shameful little reverse image search later.

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    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh wow… Okay then…

      Unzips

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    • LavenderBreton@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Shadman is a famously terrible person 😬

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m reasonably confident that isn’t an original image

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    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🧐

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• hayvan@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sorry, she has a Mr Mime.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oak is a hard wood.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oak nut.

    It’s super effective!

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ejacorn? Acornulation? Jizzcorn.

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oak is a wood that nuts

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Has Ash’s dad ever been canonically identified?

  I’m like 80% sure his dad is Prof. Oak.

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  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah. It’s apparently canon that both his dad and grandfather are still on their Pokemon mastery journeys…

    Which is a real strange way to call them deadbeat losers that couldn’t figure out rock paper scissors but that’s how it be sometimes.

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    • krakloskewm@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Son, I’m going out to catch some Pokémon I’ll be back in an hour”

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure 80% of the population there is a child of oak.

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    • Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In all fairness, 20% of that town’s population is Professor Oak. Other than him we’ve got Ash, Ash’s mom, and Oak’s 2 grandchildren: MrPoopyAssFucker and his sister… am I missing anyone?

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  • ThreeKnew@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure Ash is canonically a Mime Jr.

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  • sompreno@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean considering the similar facial features oak has with ash I’m willing to believe oak is ashes father.

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    • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Man, you guys really want there to be more depth to this thirty year old kids show than there is.

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gary and Ash are half brother. Gary knows about the affair, that’s why he hates Ash.

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• abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is anyone going to mention Kianna Mai’s commons where Ash’s mum gets together with Jessie.

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ash going to be a brother soon.

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• swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His chin cleft makes it look like she’s got a really wide belly button

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  • RichardNixos@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s her c-section scar

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