lookitsjustin

@lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An impossible choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"WHERE DA ANIMAL DICKS AT!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"WHERE DA ANIMAL DICKS AT!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Christ, that is one ugly man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Money doesn't solve everything, but it helps.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapy would be great… if I had money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember all the Great Lakes with this handy mnemonic!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Certified post about shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can You Find Saddam Hussein?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a two-for-one deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could pay me to do it. I’ll do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys will be boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if we kissed near the hug murder lair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How’s it going? Me:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires