lookitsjustin

@lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so tired of this thing that I’m gonna talk about it more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minimum wage isn't survivable anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Minimum wage here in Alberta, Canada remains $15/hr. and hasn’t changed since 2018. That’s eight years. Absolutely insane now that I’ve looked it up, fuck me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it time for eggposting 🥚⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This might be the dumbest meme I’ve ever seen. I like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the fuck are you awake, don't have have work in like 3 hours???⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I couldn’t live without DnD. Putting aside emergencies, it’d drive me nuts just receiving various notifications without DnD on.

  My phone is set such that if there is a true emergency, my phone will allow a call through on the third attempt. Only ever needed to be used once when my father passed in the middle of the night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two full raccoons y'all⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything but the metric system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dystopian as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Latest exclusive model⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry OP I see AI I downvote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some heroes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Dwight Schrute? Would you also like hand de-sanitizing stations? A simple bowl of dirt, vomit and fecal matter at every junction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An impossible choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very smart. You should teach a class on this stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"WHERE DA ANIMAL DICKS AT!"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao, no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"WHERE DA ANIMAL DICKS AT!"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Christ, that is one ugly man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Money doesn't solve everything, but it helps.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapy would be great… if I had money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember all the Great Lakes with this handy mnemonic!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Certified post about shit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can You Find Saddam Hussein?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a two-for-one deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could pay me to do it. I’ll do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys will be boys⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if we kissed near the hug murder lair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How’s it going? Me:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires