swab148
@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
ACAB
Check out my album! jimmyhalliday.bandcamp.com
- Comment on How would you decide? 23 hours ago:
True love with Corn Man, we’ll be fine for money and he’s all the holographic sticker I need 🥰
- Comment on Where else are you going to watch CoffinFlop? 1 day ago:
I DIDN’T RIG SHIT
- Comment on AROOOO 2 days ago:
HELL YEAH MF’ER TUBULAR MEAT IS A GREAT THING TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 6 days ago:
His left nut
- Comment on 'Chimpfluencers' Are Sticking Grass in Their Ears And Butts in Latest Viral Trend 1 week ago:
Hey, me too
- Comment on Made a fake ad while learning to use GNU Image Manipulation Program 1 week ago:
Got a new alt for the holiday season?
- Comment on I can't eat it all! Don't be shy! 2 weeks ago:
HOG: CRANKED
- Comment on Anti-masturbation DLC 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 3 weeks ago:
A girl’s gotta have standards
- Comment on Definitely how it went for me 3 weeks ago:
I do.
- Comment on Ahh, my good friend water pressure. 3 weeks ago:
I should call her…
- Comment on Forget your sign, which potamus are you? 3 weeks ago:
They call me the Hip-hopopatamus, my lyrics are bottomless…
- Comment on Energy drinks 3 weeks ago:
We just did 50/50 Everclear and red Kool-Aid. We called it “Everclear Kool-Aid”.
- Comment on We have all done THIS 3 weeks ago:
I did it one time on a Friday, tried to go back on Monday like nothing happened, didn’t work lol
- Comment on Lost count 4 weeks ago:
Sauce?
- Comment on Valve Reveals New Hardware Lineup: A Controller, Compact Gaming PC, and VR-Ready Headset 4 weeks ago:
Can’t wait for the rule 34
- Comment on We are all a family here?...? 4 weeks ago:
Butt literally
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 4 weeks ago:
Slay the Spire for me, I thought it’d be a slam dunk because I love Balatro, but it just didn’t land for me at all.
- Comment on Me right fucking now 1 month ago:
Damn bro, that sucks! Well maybe you’ve gotten all the bad luck outta the way and you’ll have a better time with your next roommate prospect 😅
- Comment on Me right fucking now 1 month ago:
New roomie troubles?
- Comment on difference 1 month ago:
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 1 month ago:
HOG’S GOTTA GET CRANKED MF’ER!!
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 1 month ago:
THEY’RE NOT EATING, THEY’RE JUST PICKING UP SOME STUFF FOR THE HOG CRANKERS ON THE WAY HOME
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 1 month ago:
James May
- Comment on Well organized people always plan a head 1 month ago:
Try a dab of mint extract, right on the tip, right before you blow your load
- Comment on If you smoothened out the earth, how high would the water level be? 1 month ago:
Nice
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn’t have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn’t drop the key, it didn’t sound good at all.
- Comment on Lemmy shitpost 1 month ago:
Put brackets on the outside of my shelves, got it
- Comment on Where bottomless pit go 1 month ago:
Whoa, I don’t remember Kylo Ren saying that
- Comment on Quick mafs. 1 month ago:
