swab148
@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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- Comment on For real though 21 hours ago:
Oh, I see it now!
- Comment on For real though 22 hours ago:
What was the reply?
- Comment on time to relax 22 hours ago:
Enh, at least there’s no League
- Comment on Lemmy Just Introduced a New Engagement Method 1 day ago:
The 14th form!
- Comment on Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script 3 days ago:
Daniel Radcliffe’s Agent: Okay, Harry Potter movies are done, you’re rich and famous now! What do you wanna do next?
DR: GET NAKED WITH A HORSE
Agent: … Okay, and after that?
DR: NAIL GUNS TO MY HANDS
- Comment on unfathomable 3 days ago:
Om nom nom tasty cigarettes
- Comment on YouTube won't let me search for music by musician unless I remove the word "naked" from her name 5 days ago:
I bet they wouldn’t even give you a Pepsi, smh
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Charles does not have BASS
- Comment on spooterman 1 week ago:
Accidentally?
- Comment on PupIRL 1 week ago:
I have some context here, I live in the area and saw this newscast. He (Evan Andrews, the morning shift meteorologist) 100% wanted the dog in the shot, this was during the COVID lockdown, so it was quite fashionable to have your pets on screen, all of the newscasters showed off their pets at one point or another. He also has a turtle, iirc.
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 weeks ago:
Get a delay and a wah, homemade didgeridoo
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 2 weeks ago:
You will soon!
- Comment on There's always money in the banana sta... Flock cameras 2 weeks ago:
Politician Pokémon
- Comment on Some useful react memes 2 weeks ago:
Gonna need you to take about 20% off the gas there, bud
- Comment on What would a super hero A.I. be like ? 2 weeks ago:
Exactly like Vision?
- Comment on oak 2 weeks ago:
Is this from Celia’s Stupid Romhack?
- Comment on I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny. 2 weeks ago:
But that’s not important right now
- Comment on Hop on brother 4 weeks ago:
Crossposted to !the_pack@lemmy.world
- Comment on The pinnacle of Commonwealth culture. The trifecta of kids entertainment. 🇨🇦🇦🇺🇬🇧 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR! 5 weeks ago:
Obligatory Alan Parsons Project
- Comment on uj/ any advice for first timers? 5 weeks ago:
Relax, and use more lube than you think is necessary
- Comment on A misunderstanding 5 weeks ago:
🥺
- Comment on You're my cereal bowl 5 weeks ago:
Dandruff
- Comment on Flirtation 3 1 month ago:
… to your heart ❤️
- Comment on O hi 1 month ago:
I feel called out
- Comment on Pride Potato. Your entire argument is now invalid. 1 month ago:
He talks to cops tho
- Comment on A tragedy in one part 1 month ago:
I thought that candy was supposed to be kinda rare
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 1 month ago:
Retractable metal spikes, with a big sign that says, “FREE HUGS”
- Comment on Yay, sponsored emojis! 1 month ago:
Yes
- Comment on Yay, sponsored emojis! 1 month ago:
FIFA corruption soccer ball by Adidas