Anon plays DnD

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fake : Salmonella poisoning probably takes longer to take old
  Gay : Anon’s friend pooped outside and he watched

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I assumed it was because he used whatever artificial sweetener is in those sugar free haribo gummy bears.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maltitol.

      Also you can still get that sweetener on its own. Just imagine making a bunch of jello shots with it and taking it to a frat party

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• FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anon plays DnD

  Cool, a meme I can send to my friend who started playing DnD this year!

  “… it’s like snakes are in my asshole trying to rip it apart!”

  … I can’t allow another human’s eyeballs to read this

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seems looks a fairly plausible D&D scenario, tbh.

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s playing DnD that’s positively pedestrian compared to things he’s about to say

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just because he said it’s called Cosmic Brownies, and there’s a picture of Cosmic Brownies, that doesn’t mean that he used Cosmic Brownies in the recipe.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds more like Cosmic Horror Brownies

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  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Disagree, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to set up the story this way if he didn’t use Cosmic Brownies (TM) in the recipe

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    • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To me the implication lacked true follow-up narratively in order to establish factual events dramatically (and thematically) with subsequent witnesses providing additional context. I could be wrong tho

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• Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This implies he either burned 25 pounds (assuming 5 pounds of water weight) in a single night or he had 25 pounds of crap in his digestive track, so I’m inclined to believe that anon is full of shit.

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Was full of shit

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    • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not anymore dude. Not anymore.

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• TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If this is real, my guess is it’s a fiber issue. Would definitely be thick and if you aren’t used to eating a bunch of fiber, it’ll really mess up your guts.

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yea my first thought is the chef just mixed cosmic brownies with fiber supplements or something, which would also explain why “they’re healthy actually”

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    • Cronization@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Don’t have to worry about empty calories if you shit them out immediately

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Skill issue. I eat entire boxes of those brownies and never have problems except type 2 diabetes.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Feet are overrated anyway.

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    • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As someone whose favorite pastime is gaming, feet are only required for work.

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m fully aware of the risks. I’d like to keep this on hand as a counter to pepto bismol.

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• dbx12@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Enlighten an European: are they raw brownies and you’re supposed to bake these before consumption or were they simply spoiled?

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’re cooked. They’re just sugary and gross.

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    • jaycifer@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’re sugary and gross and delicious! I get them twice a year when I go on a trip with my other buddy that likes them.

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re not good. But they’re supposed to be that way. I’ve never had anything quite like them outside of the US so it’s hard to think of something to compare them to that a European might be familiar with. They’re brownies in the same way that French fries are vegetables. Technically… Yeah… But no. They’re extremely sweet, taste quite strongly of artificial chocolate which may be a flavor unique to American paletes, and technically resemble a fudgey brownie.

    All that to say, this shake did not contain this particular garbage snack.

    I suspect what he made was a protein shake with added fiber and artificial sweetener. You can get cosmic brownie flavored protein powder. Protein shakes certainly can have an effect on the gut.

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  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read this as they are inspired by cosmic brownies, not made from them. It wouldn’t be unheard of, but blending an already baked and processed brownie into a drink seems…bad.

    www.littledebbie.com/cosmic-brownies

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  • Serinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Neither. It was something else. (Likely fake).

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brownie? The cookie thing?

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