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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You know several years ago I modified my dad’s asshole to dispense coins whenever he got punched in the face. I signed him up for boxing and made a lot of money every time he lost. I got a lot of shit from people about it though because he had dementia but I used the money on an experimental dementia treatment for him that caused him to die. Lucky for me I brought him to a taxidermist to have him stuffed and the unlimited coins out the asshole trick still works.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to be literate.

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• reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  too expensive

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• xylol@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  your change, baked right into the crust!

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gGrlUyjjvA

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• JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Turns out, Hot Pockets were an inside job.

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• BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You will get hot pockets too if you’re having an 9V battery and some loose change in it

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Better than Loose Stool

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s just normal Hot Pockets

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