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- Comment on Wearing a helmet and a hat while biking 9 hours ago:
This sounds like someone’s question on My Brother My Brother and Me
- Comment on I SEENT EPISOD FOREAL 1 week ago:
So, you’re new to the Internet, welcome, don’t look up blue waffle, lemon party or one guy one jar. This is something called a shit post, where the humor of it is that it is, as you succinctly put it, strange and dumb. That is why I put it here, in a community for shit posts.
Don’t worry, you’ll get it soon enough and I’m sure you’ll have maybe adventures surfing the information superhighway!
- Comment on The Confederacy (or whatever) 1 week ago:
- Comment on Thank you, Boston 1 week ago:
My friend once said that East Coast is not polite but kind, and West Coast is polite but not kind
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- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 1 week ago:
Ok, but compare that to breath of the wild. The game really is an open world. And you can go right up to the boss and kill him with a stick of you know what you’re doing. You, as a player, decide to go get stronger first. You don’t have characters specifically telling you to avoid an area, and a quest line that specifically takes you down a specific path that gives you a specific narrative.
Plus it’s got all sorts of logic puzzles like, all over the place.
Hell in fo3 you don’t get railroaded until the final mission, first time I played it I didn’t even go to megaton until way later. Fonv starts you off with it. For a game that is supposed to encourage exploration to start off saying not to? C’mon.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 1 week ago:
I get that people like the story and feel like they have an influence on it, but for me it felt railroaded even from the start. “Oh yeah it’s open world but if you go anywhere other than the path we laid out for you you’ll die by deathclaws” is what it’s known for.
My biggest gripe is that when I play fallout I want post apocalyptic retro futurism. 50s vision of the future gone wrong. I feel like I don’t get that with NV and that’s the whole theme of the franchise. It’s the pizza at the Chinese buffet, like, I’m not here for that, why are you here? This is just Nevada but slightly shittier.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 1 week ago:
The Outer Worlds was so bad I had to put the controller down and abandon it. A fan made song got the feeling of “dystopian capitalism in space” better than the actual game did.
And an older one that’ll get me burned at the stake: Fallout New Vegas is the worst of the first person fallout games.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 weeks ago:
I just checked and yeah, your comment didn’t say anything about birth control options for men and only talked about the negative effects of the pill.
So you see why one would think that you were trying to say that the birth control pill is a bad thing and that we should remove it.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 weeks ago:
And it’s their choice to pick that option and it’s not my place to remove that option because I’m done rando on the Internet who thinks he knows better
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 3 weeks ago:
Weird how it seems like it’s all for women and safe sex but then criticizes a tool women have to checks notes take control of their sex lives and make decisions about getting pregnant.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
I love this idea. Celebratory hate bottles. It’s perfect.
- Comment on Are there any good 3D Nintendo FAN made games? 4 weeks ago:
If you think people should let you enjoy things in peace, you should let people not enjoy things in peace. And if you would shut the fuck up and read, maybe you’d find more games you could enjoy.
- Comment on Why do so many boomers and even some gen x believe so peristently that if you dressup and show up in person anywhere you will get whatever you went there for? 4 weeks ago:
Ok, I agree with you, I do, buuuuut
If someone shows up to an interview wearing pajamas, they are probably less likely to get a job. So you do have to dress up a little bit, depending on what the job is.
- Comment on It just plain doesn't work, please stop telling people to do this 5 weeks ago:
Rice is literally one of the easiest things to cook on the planet.
We probably don’t use rice for shipping because if it did get wet it would get moldy, unlike sciatica. Doesn’t mean it isn’t effective.
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 5 weeks ago:
Man that’s another level of “those that know”
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 1 month ago:
The establishment is people who are in power, which sure isn’t the Democrats right now. Not that they have anyone to blame but themselves.
If you really dish it back, both the Dems and repubs are the establishment.
Either way saying Trump isn’t the establishment I feel isn’t true, especially right now. He’s literally in charge of everything.
- Comment on Jimmy Kimmel is The Most Boring, Cringe and Unfunny Comedian Ever; People Should Boycott Disney for Getting His Show Back. 1 month ago:
Your post is unoriginal and boring, and not even a shitpost. It’s regurgitated drain water. It’s not even funny just kind of sad and dull.
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 1 month ago:
“the establishment regains control”? Bruh Trump is the establishment.
Anyway, figuring out what to trust can be tricky. That’s why I like to sometimes lean on rationalist practices. Learn what fallacies are, learn to how to spot them, and a lot of lies become apparent.
- Comment on Block Blasters: Theft of $32k in crypto from a stage 4 cancer patient due to valve’s incompetence in allowing malware on their platform 1 month ago:
Look I hate crypto too but I don’t think someone should die a show painful death because they were trying to use it to, like, not die.
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 2 months ago:
Banal and uninspired, but uses cunt, 1.5 out of 10.
- Comment on What’s even the appeal of Linux? 2 months ago:
I like your funny words magic man
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 2 months ago:
Leonardo to blow his mind and maybe make a time paradox
Tesla to explain to him that he really needs to take some financial advice because it’s not about him, it’s about people using his techniques.
Edison to punch in the face repeatedly for an hour
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 2 months ago:
Oh man I wish I lived in that world where politicians would give a shit and this would work fast enough it didn’t screw people over. We don’t, but it would be nice.
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 2 months ago:
Ok dipshit, maybe you didn’t pick up on the context because you were already frothing at the mouth and typing with your rage induced boner, because you clearly missed the part where I said that tipping is bullshit and that I think we should get rid of it. Maybe because your reading comprehension is worse than a second grader, or maybe because you’re so hyped up to start shit online you needed it spelled out for you. Maybe it’s your sexual frustration coming forward, I can only guess if you were worth guessing about. You don’t give a shit about other people so I don’t think you deserve the same.
Because if you gave a shit about people maybe the last three neurons you have left that haven’t been destroyed by your apparent chronically online induced rabies would’ve had a get together, and realized that while we should get rid of tipping, since that legislation doesn’t FUCKING EXIST right now, maybe you should kinda tip the people who rely on it, since NOT tipping them doesn’t do shit for passing that legislation and they literally rely on that tip to, you know, live.
Oh and since you’ve got baby brain levels of understanding, I’m not talking about tipping random businesses that’s don’t need it like your landlord, I’m talking about wait staff. Food servers. Delivery drivers. The ones getting fucked over.
The ones you’re pretending to champion.
I hope someone spits in your latte.
- Comment on Heroes do not always wear capes, sometimes it's elytra. 2 months ago:
Oh sick that’s cool
- Comment on Why do i tip my bartender $2 per drink and per bar food order but 20% when I order food from a waitress? Am I tipping wrong? 2 months ago:
Saying that the service staff have a feeling of entitlement gives off the biggest dickhead energy I’ve seen in my life.
“Oh those uppity servers with their cushy food service jobs think they deserve a tip, they only made it through a plague because they were deemed essential they didn’t do much”
It’s not the service people that’s the problem, it’s a combination of the people not paying a living wage for these jobs and a bunch of other industries getting in on tipping culture to pad their wallets.
Unless the person owns the business that server or cashier doesn’t even have a day in whether the POS has a tipping screen or not.
- Comment on Heroes do not always wear capes, sometimes it's elytra. 2 months ago:
What are those bois in the back?
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 3 months ago:
It’s this dissing the radio?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
“don’t talk to the police” is above for not incriminating yourself and also not reporting stuff that isn’t hurting anyone. If you think someone is kidnapped or missing you should call the police immediately. If they want to interrogate you then don’t talk to them and get a lawyer there asap.