Comment on LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
How about a compromise? I won’t kill anymore pandas on purpose, but if any pandas get in the way of my very legal bamboo clear-cutting operation, then I can’t be held responsible for the actions my company would have to take to protect shareholder value!
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I don’t know…
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Those pandas were probably terrorists anyways
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
i just fear that if we keep adding asteriskses to the pledge, it will eventually lose all its impact.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
We at Panda Crucifiers Inc. share your concerns, that’s why we’re donating .00001% of the profits from this operation to a charity that raises funds for panda preservation awareness! They get money, and we get a tax write-off, it’s a win-win!
At PCI, we have your best interests at heart. ™️