We've all been there

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• cloudshouter@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just do it in a safe place like the shower. Then she can have fun, no mess, while you can enjoy soapy tiddies.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mine always wants to spread my cheeks for me when going number 2

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Many hands make light work.

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would

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• gigaqps@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She won’t let me hold hers

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve definitely not been there.

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• Anchorxiety@reddthat.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If she really your girlfriend if she doesn’t bear hug you from behind while holding your dick as you piss?

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So that’s a two-armed bear hug, right?

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s called obsession because of the abscesses I have from bearing it to this photo

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I let her hold it once, and I never heard a complaint about aim ever again. Shit’s not as easy as they thought!

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  • mondomon@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fucking fire hose man.

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