Sorry, vampires

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  A great premise for s dystopian vampire story where their is no safe unadultered human blood left in the world and vampires are all dying.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Captioned screenshot set from “What We Do in the Shadows” of the vampire Nandor gleefully wearing a traffic cone on his head and saying, “We drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard!”

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• stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It’s kinda true. We clutch our pearls about what enters our bodies while we’re alive but then the second we are dead our bodies qualify as toxic waste.

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• Nonprophet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks.

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• Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Become undrinkable

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? 😭

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  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dead from diseases that were eradicated generations ago

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    • TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every one? Oh when, oh when will they learn?

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    • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Those lives we are a small price to pay, at least from the perspective of the vampire.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All the granola moms turned conservative

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Of, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin 🧛.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, opioids aplenty out there in the world right now.

    Not like someone doing the fentanyl lean is going to run.

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• homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Vampires have been drinking blood since when they put lead miners in a cramped cage with eachother

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  • homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the victorian duchess with arsenic gowns couldn’t have better blood than you

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lead is a sweetener.

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• CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  my vampire when she realises that I’m not taking any psychiatric meds…

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  • khanh@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    your vampire?!?!?! tell me how

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    • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So, you know how farmers own dairy cows…?

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sadly, energy vampire. Just an overbearing friend that doesn’t know when to go home.

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    • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wish I knew…

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    they probably can smell it. vampires have all thier senses enhanced.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.

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  • Stolas@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    I take my pills and I’m happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.

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  • cruseo@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Actually that one was a macroplastic

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric drugs and marijuana mentioned in op?

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to meth to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality

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• Hellvampire@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why do you think I’m hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit…

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/shorts/3wNENerrFrU

  Become a Wizard!

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  https://youtu.be/Ogi6vHFfEP4

  [off topic?]

  Vampire can only feed off of those who love him.

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