Nonprophet
@Nonprophet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Sorry, vampires 1 hour ago:
Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks.
- Comment on If the NAACP is for colored people, why is there not one for Asian People, White People, People of Middle Eastern Desent? 1 week ago:
Hey Drink Uncle, are you gonna be a Thanksgiving this year?
- Comment on This Is The Ideal Swing Voter. You May Not Like Her. But She's What Democracy Looks Like. 1 week ago:
::bows::
I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!
- Comment on This Is The Ideal Swing Voter. You May Not Like Her. But She's What Democracy Looks Like. 1 week ago:
What did Rosanne ever run for?
The ice cream truck???
(Hey-Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!)
- Comment on RIP 🚽 2 weeks ago:
As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex
- Comment on Me_IRL 2 weeks ago:
Looks like Billy Joel is on tour again!
- Comment on Braving the Bull 2 weeks ago:
Assassin’s Meal
- Comment on It's Tough Out Here 3 weeks ago:
ROBBER: Pulls our jar of Santa
AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Neacafe) That’s a coffee!
- Comment on We live in a society... 4 weeks ago:
They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 4 weeks ago:
‘This is GREAT News!’
-Meth Dealers
- Comment on If the little kid didn't try to kick them, they wouldn't have assaulted him 5 weeks ago:
Heard they were passing off funny bills
- Comment on When you are startled by what you see 5 weeks ago:
Damn! That pirate has booty!!!
- Comment on TELL ME 5 weeks ago:
Dave’s not here
- Comment on I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on splat 5 weeks ago:
Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$
- Comment on Interesting problem 5 weeks ago:
This is the way.
- Comment on Football. 5 weeks ago:
An important point!
- Comment on Is "American posing as a Canadian" a real thing? 1 month ago:
I’m a New Yorker. Only American on a technicality.
- Comment on Football. 1 month ago:
Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???
- Comment on if an electrical power outlet comes to life and screws a dolphin then 1 month ago:
Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.
- Comment on I remember 1 month ago:
Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.
- Comment on I remember 1 month ago:
The bacon thing was… really weird.
I mean, I like bacon, but… not like enough to make a lifestyle out of it
- Comment on the face 1 month ago:
Kolobok?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!
- Comment on Beans are expensive, I'll share mine 1 month ago:
Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.
- Comment on An American city has been without power for 2 weeks, unacceptable. 1 month ago:
America! We’re number ONCE!!!
- Comment on An American city has been without power for 2 weeks, unacceptable. 1 month ago:
‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’
In a trench coat!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila
- Comment on Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war 1 month ago:
I was on a 2.5 hour flight recently, and a guy a couple of rows up was watching Fox News. It just jumped from: Trans, Immigrants, Socialism, over and over and over the entire flight. It made me realize how fitting the term ‘News Story’ really is!
