Nonprophet
@Nonprophet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Braving the Bull 15 hours ago:
Assassin’s Meal
- Comment on It's Tough Out Here 1 week ago:
ROBBER: Pulls our jar of Santa
AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Neacafe) That’s a coffee!
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 2 weeks ago:
‘This is GREAT News!’
-Meth Dealers
- Comment on If the little kid didn't try to kick them, they wouldn't have assaulted him 2 weeks ago:
Heard they were passing off funny bills
- Comment on When you are startled by what you see 2 weeks ago:
Damn! That pirate has booty!!!
- Comment on TELL ME 2 weeks ago:
Dave’s not here
- Comment on I getting more and more enraged seeing self proclaimed leftists resorting to ghastly Gen AI to bastardise their rather humorous ideas. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on splat 2 weeks ago:
Does this peanut butter have cocaine in it or flecks of gold? $$$$
- Comment on Interesting problem 2 weeks ago:
This is the way.
- Comment on Football. 3 weeks ago:
An important point!
- Comment on Is "American posing as a Canadian" a real thing? 3 weeks ago:
I’m a New Yorker. Only American on a technicality.
- Comment on Football. 3 weeks ago:
Are… are Brits the Americans of Europe???
- Comment on if an electrical power outlet comes to life and screws a dolphin then 3 weeks ago:
Go home Zeus. You’re drunk.
- Comment on I remember 3 weeks ago:
Ugh. Nothing is even shocking anymore.
- Comment on I remember 3 weeks ago:
The bacon thing was… really weird.
I mean, I like bacon, but… not like enough to make a lifestyle out of it
- Comment on the face 4 weeks ago:
Kolobok?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
That’s the worst Blow Job machine I’ve ever seen!!!
- Comment on Beans are expensive, I'll share mine 5 weeks ago:
Same! It’s on the tip of my tongue… or brain as it were
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.
- Comment on An American city has been without power for 2 weeks, unacceptable. 5 weeks ago:
America! We’re number ONCE!!!
- Comment on An American city has been without power for 2 weeks, unacceptable. 5 weeks ago:
‘The US is no longer a nation. It’s a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.’
In a trench coat!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
‘Can we go for a walk?’ -My Dog, Lila
- Comment on Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war 5 weeks ago:
I was on a 2.5 hour flight recently, and a guy a couple of rows up was watching Fox News. It just jumped from: Trans, Immigrants, Socialism, over and over and over the entire flight. It made me realize how fitting the term ‘News Story’ really is!
- Comment on Groceries are expensive and they're too busy talking about culture war 5 weeks ago:
This is the way
