Interesting problem

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• nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sacrifice some stash and sprinkle tiny bits all over the house

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Especially in Mom's room.

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  • Nonprophet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is the way.

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• spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s stupidly easy to break many dogs of training once they realize they don’t have to play the sniffing game to get treats.

  Just spoil the hell out of it and it’ll be your best friend drugs or no.

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  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dog: sideways glance thinks “I used to put people like you away behind bars”

    Stoner daughter: pats on ground aggressively “but you love me though”

    Dog, excitedly: BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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    • BitchPeas@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would read this book

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    pet obesity is wrong

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      High value treats over high volume.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s already conditioned to perform behaviors for treats, so teach him to hit on something different, like your mom’s vibrator collection. He’ll starts barking inssessently every time he hears buzzing.

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• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have heard before that they try to rehome those dogs with cops and former cops so that they can’t be used by drug smugglers to perfect their packing methods. No idea how true that is, but I doubt the veracity of this story.

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My grandma used to get ex drug dogs from somewhere and she was never affiliated with law enforcement. Some were retired and the others failed out for different reasons. They were all very biddable labs.

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  • Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unless this person’s mom is a cop in a place where weed is legal but just disallowed by their mom.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Put it in your ass

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is perfect since dogs sniffs ass anyway.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’re going to have to reach an agreement with the dog. Supply him with a cut of your stash in exchange for him not ratting you out.

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• AfterlifeAdventures@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  In a peanut butter jar with peanut butter still in it, cover baggie or what ever you use

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That sounds like such a mess every time you’d want a hit I’d rather just not do drugs. Whole house would get toddler sticky from the impossible to contain peanut butter. Imagine was chunky pb does to your lungs when smoked

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    • Shayeta@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have clearly never met a drug addict.

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• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hiding that stuff from a dog briefly just for transit is already hard. You will not keep your stash away from it for long at home, especially if you use it.

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