DoubleDongle
@DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Tim had it coming 1 week ago:
I had a boss named Tim once, so this always makes me smile
- Comment on Give it to em 1 week ago:
You kinda can’t do this any more because of all the electronic key fobs
- Comment on If you could make a magic wish so that your crush liked you, would you do it? 1 week ago:
I’m married, so I don’t envision anything good coming from that. I’m not the type to be dangerously tempted, but it’s still best if the option to cheat doesn’t even arise.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 2 weeks ago:
Donny loses to a tripping hazard, sounds like your dog would still win.
- Comment on Ursula von der Leyen’s Grandfather Was a Esoteric Nazi Academic Obsessed with Eugenics 2 weeks ago:
I feel like a lot of Germans probably have nazi grandparents or great grandparents
- Comment on Hehe 2 weeks ago:
It looks edited to me, so he’s probably just a strawman and not even a real asshole.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 2 weeks ago:
Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he’d have a hard time recovering from. I’ve got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he’d pay attention to the same lessons.
- Comment on Is Annie okay? 2 weeks ago:
Took some rehab and therapy, but she went onto have a fulfilling and normal life after the incident with that smooth criminal.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
It’s being developed to destroy the objective sense of truth we’ve enjoyed since photography began that has spurred all of our civil rights growth. You will find no love for it here.
- Comment on I hope American Liberals get EXACTLY what they vote for. 2 weeks ago:
Wrong community, and the people you’re attacking are the ones actively trying to set us up with better choices.
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- Comment on We are not the same. 4 weeks ago:
Typo, but I’ll leave it. *huge
- Comment on We are not the same. 4 weeks ago:
Nope. I stand strictly with the Ukrainian military industrial complex, because it hardly existed before the war and has thus been used exclusively for killing hung amounts of Russians. I strive to fit a whole Flamingo up my ass some day.
- Comment on Wasn't planning on it, but if it will shut him up 4 weeks ago:
Her name is Handrea
- Comment on Innovation 4 weeks ago:
It’s in lenmyshitpost. I would assume OP knows it’s bad.
- Comment on Fuck yeah democracy 5 weeks ago:
I can see it in my mind
- Comment on Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs 1 month ago:
I do not deem it very spiritually valuable. You’re missing a wild ride but not any character development
- Comment on Fuck yeah democracy 1 month ago:
Ooh I got one for that too Image
- Comment on Post your collection of fell for it again award memes here 1 month ago:
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- Comment on normulize leguana 1 month ago:
This would promote drug deaths among extremely wealthy people. I like it.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 1 month ago:
Your car would receive a lot more damage, but the driver in the older car would be much more hurt than you.
Also, modern vehicles are far more reliable and efficient
- Comment on Average weeknight 1 month ago:
Do you mind elaborating for the people who don’t know but don’t want that in their search history?
- Comment on Say hi to the machine elves for me 1 month ago:
If weed is a walk in the part, mushrooms are climbing a hill, and acid is a hike up a mountain, salvia is skydiving
- Comment on Can any armchair Cornels or members of the military tell us with your experience how a full out war with Iran will be like? 1 month ago:
If the goal is to destabilize the regime until it collapses and then we fund a friendly government into power, it might be doable if we can block their oil exports. But we just lifted sanctions on their oil, so they’ll never run out of money. China may be making shaheds now, so even if we bomb all of Iran’s military manufacturing infrastructure, they can probably keep buying weapons forever.
Iran is very mountainous. This restricts the use of our biggest and best machines of war and gives them places to hide things. Iran is also big geographically and demographically, much larger than Iraq or Afghanistan. It’s also important to note that while the regime is not loved by many, they ALL really hate us. The regime is evil, but everyone west of Greece or so is a fucking demon to them. They have decent historical reasons to feel this way.
Occupying them and achieving complete surrender is probably not going to happen, and if we try for it, it’ll cost massive shitloads of money we don’t have and probably also a lot of lives. The best thing that can happen is we bail and try to say we won. The worst is the president nukes them and Russia nukes us back on their behalf. What I think is most likely is a collapse in the dollar and a withdrawal afterwards.
- Comment on do I accept? 1 month ago:
Would. Both of them.
- Comment on Model 1 month ago:
All they know how to do is eat ram, hog power, and lie
- Comment on What is likely to happen when/if trump dies? 2 months ago:
The individual you’re replying to may be sincere, but a shill trying to demoralize us would say the exact same thing. If a scary message doesn’t end in a call to action, it’s not helpful.
- Comment on IYKYK 2 months ago:
Sometimes I could use some of these to convince the inspector I didn’t touch the plumbing.
- Comment on Ope 2 months ago:
I still don’t know how to articulate the feeling I get seeing my country in decline but also seeing the world rearrange itself in a way that is probably healthier long-term as it happens. The Germans don’t have some long frankenword for simultaneous relief and deep unease at the same time, do they?
