DoubleDongle
@DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Take that Aussies, USA #1! 23 hours ago:
The US was actually founded through a proxy war funded by the French.
- Comment on How come Dems never hit back at the Maga movement by calling them maggots? 2 days ago:
Might have been a mistake to stop tbh
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 6 days ago:
If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 6 days ago:
As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.
- Comment on What games meet this criteria? 1 week ago:
You are asking for Borderlands 2, friend. You’re in for a grand adventure.
- Comment on What game is this? 1 week ago:
Yeah, sure, but furries are not animals and people who want to fuck actual animals are not well-liked in furry communities.
- Comment on Reality dawns 1 week ago:
It’s the best position, which you only get if you’ve been a very good boy
- Comment on Great come back 1 week ago:
I’m not into clown girls. Tried it once but found that clussy feels funny
- Comment on How do I get the damn cat to understand I can feed myself? 1 week ago:
Cats are anarcho-communist and just share food with their colony. Proving you don’t need it will not stop the cat from letting you have some. They bring home extra not just for the young, but also for pregnant mothers, the sick, the elderly, and whoever might have had a bad hunt that day. They typically eat their fill in the field first before taking one to go, too.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Thought this might be real for a moment tbh, the actual scene is a bit like this already
- Comment on Men against bush 1 week ago:
My policy is that if you want someone’s mouth to go there, you should shave it. This applies to all genders and hair features pretty equally.
- Comment on After the Epstein files release 1 week ago:
Who’s this asshole?
- Comment on Do criminals or terrorist measure themselves by how much bounty is put on their heads? Did Bin Laden think he was king shit because he was the top guy on all wanted lists? 2 weeks ago:
Probably more like how much they believe they have punished the wicked or promoted their long-term goals.
I really doubt many terrorists think it’s reasonable or moral to put a bounty on their heads. The difference between a terrorist and a revolutionary is who wrote the book.
- Comment on True or false: reading and studying socialist theory can help unrot your brain from ChatGPT and other AI chatbots. 2 weeks ago:
Reading books in general would work about as well.
- Comment on Al is coming for your backup plan as well 3 weeks ago:
I may be a relentless gooner, I will never be a clanker wanker
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 3 weeks ago:
You’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
- Comment on House passes pro-union bill after 20 Republicans defy party, in latest move to bypass GOP leadership 3 weeks ago:
A veto-proof majority in the Senate seems pretty unlikely, but I’m keeping just enough hope to get mad at them if it fails.
- Comment on Why do businesses and other public facilities have a metal plate where the door knob should be? Is pushing open the door more sanitary or something? 4 weeks ago:
Doors that push open are a lot more amenable to panickong people who need to get out in an emergency. You may notice that a lot of these non-latching or push-mechanism doors also swing out towards the exit.
- Comment on 🚨 Report: nity nite smooches DLC? 5 weeks ago:
He actually holds the patent on consent-based matchmaking. “If it’s not consensual, it’s not Sex” isn’t just a slogan, it has real legal backing.
- Comment on Tim had it coming 1 month ago:
I had a boss named Tim once, so this always makes me smile
- Comment on Give it to em 1 month ago:
You kinda can’t do this any more because of all the electronic key fobs
- Comment on If you could make a magic wish so that your crush liked you, would you do it? 1 month ago:
I’m married, so I don’t envision anything good coming from that. I’m not the type to be dangerously tempted, but it’s still best if the option to cheat doesn’t even arise.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 1 month ago:
Donny loses to a tripping hazard, sounds like your dog would still win.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I feel like a lot of Germans probably have nazi grandparents or great grandparents
- Comment on Hehe 1 month ago:
It looks edited to me, so he’s probably just a strawman and not even a real asshole.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 1 month ago:
Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he’d have a hard time recovering from. I’ve got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he’d pay attention to the same lessons.
- Comment on Is Annie okay? 1 month ago:
Took some rehab and therapy, but she went onto have a fulfilling and normal life after the incident with that smooth criminal.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
It’s being developed to destroy the objective sense of truth we’ve enjoyed since photography began that has spurred all of our civil rights growth. You will find no love for it here.
- Comment on I hope American Liberals get EXACTLY what they vote for. 1 month ago:
Wrong community, and the people you’re attacking are the ones actively trying to set us up with better choices.
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