DoubleDongle
@DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Al is coming for your backup plan as well 12 hours ago:
I may be a relentless gooner, I will never be a clanker wanker
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 3 days ago:
You’re gonna hurt yourself that way more than anyone else, but yeah, I’m not fucking with anyone who does that. It begs the question of how deep the rabbit hole of crazy goes, and I’ll pass on finding out. Nope.
- Comment on House passes pro-union bill after 20 Republicans defy party, in latest move to bypass GOP leadership 4 days ago:
A veto-proof majority in the Senate seems pretty unlikely, but I’m keeping just enough hope to get mad at them if it fails.
- Comment on Why do businesses and other public facilities have a metal plate where the door knob should be? Is pushing open the door more sanitary or something? 1 week ago:
Doors that push open are a lot more amenable to panickong people who need to get out in an emergency. You may notice that a lot of these non-latching or push-mechanism doors also swing out towards the exit.
- Comment on 🚨 Report: nity nite smooches DLC? 2 weeks ago:
He actually holds the patent on consent-based matchmaking. “If it’s not consensual, it’s not Sex” isn’t just a slogan, it has real legal backing.
- Comment on Tim had it coming 4 weeks ago:
I had a boss named Tim once, so this always makes me smile
- Comment on Give it to em 4 weeks ago:
You kinda can’t do this any more because of all the electronic key fobs
- Comment on If you could make a magic wish so that your crush liked you, would you do it? 4 weeks ago:
I’m married, so I don’t envision anything good coming from that. I’m not the type to be dangerously tempted, but it’s still best if the option to cheat doesn’t even arise.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 5 weeks ago:
Donny loses to a tripping hazard, sounds like your dog would still win.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I feel like a lot of Germans probably have nazi grandparents or great grandparents
- Comment on Hehe 5 weeks ago:
It looks edited to me, so he’s probably just a strawman and not even a real asshole.
- Comment on How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight? 5 weeks ago:
Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he’d have a hard time recovering from. I’ve got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he’d pay attention to the same lessons.
- Comment on Is Annie okay? 5 weeks ago:
Took some rehab and therapy, but she went onto have a fulfilling and normal life after the incident with that smooth criminal.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
It’s being developed to destroy the objective sense of truth we’ve enjoyed since photography began that has spurred all of our civil rights growth. You will find no love for it here.
- Comment on I hope American Liberals get EXACTLY what they vote for. 5 weeks ago:
Wrong community, and the people you’re attacking are the ones actively trying to set us up with better choices.
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- Comment on We are not the same. 1 month ago:
Typo, but I’ll leave it. *huge
- Comment on We are not the same. 1 month ago:
Nope. I stand strictly with the Ukrainian military industrial complex, because it hardly existed before the war and has thus been used exclusively for killing hung amounts of Russians. I strive to fit a whole Flamingo up my ass some day.
- Comment on Wasn't planning on it, but if it will shut him up 1 month ago:
Her name is Handrea
- Comment on Innovation 1 month ago:
It’s in lenmyshitpost. I would assume OP knows it’s bad.
- Comment on Fuck yeah democracy 1 month ago:
I can see it in my mind
- Comment on Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs 1 month ago:
I do not deem it very spiritually valuable. You’re missing a wild ride but not any character development
- Comment on Fuck yeah democracy 1 month ago:
Ooh I got one for that too Image
- Comment on Post your collection of fell for it again award memes here 1 month ago:
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- Comment on normulize leguana 2 months ago:
This would promote drug deaths among extremely wealthy people. I like it.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 2 months ago:
Your car would receive a lot more damage, but the driver in the older car would be much more hurt than you.
Also, modern vehicles are far more reliable and efficient
- Comment on Average weeknight 2 months ago:
Do you mind elaborating for the people who don’t know but don’t want that in their search history?
- Comment on Say hi to the machine elves for me 2 months ago:
If weed is a walk in the part, mushrooms are climbing a hill, and acid is a hike up a mountain, salvia is skydiving
- Comment on Can any armchair Cornels or members of the military tell us with your experience how a full out war with Iran will be like? 2 months ago:
If the goal is to destabilize the regime until it collapses and then we fund a friendly government into power, it might be doable if we can block their oil exports. But we just lifted sanctions on their oil, so they’ll never run out of money. China may be making shaheds now, so even if we bomb all of Iran’s military manufacturing infrastructure, they can probably keep buying weapons forever.
Iran is very mountainous. This restricts the use of our biggest and best machines of war and gives them places to hide things. Iran is also big geographically and demographically, much larger than Iraq or Afghanistan. It’s also important to note that while the regime is not loved by many, they ALL really hate us. The regime is evil, but everyone west of Greece or so is a fucking demon to them. They have decent historical reasons to feel this way.
Occupying them and achieving complete surrender is probably not going to happen, and if we try for it, it’ll cost massive shitloads of money we don’t have and probably also a lot of lives. The best thing that can happen is we bail and try to say we won. The worst is the president nukes them and Russia nukes us back on their behalf. What I think is most likely is a collapse in the dollar and a withdrawal afterwards.
