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Take that Aussies, USA #1!

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    australia is ‘rehabilitated’.

    the u.s. is run by repeat offenders.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Australia is Nevada with Hell spawn creatures instead of hookers. Like a casino built in a ring around a mine… Holy shit enough open pit mining and Autralia is Orth from MIA

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    USA 🤝AUS

    Indigenous genocide

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    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kiwis would have too, if the indigenous people in question hadn’t been the toughest motherfuckers outside the Zulu nation.

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      • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My understanding is Tongerlongeter’s push back and the war in Tasmania led the British to reconsider their strategy and be a touch more progressive in NZ when the Maroi started kicking off

        historyguild.org/tongerlongeter-the-tasmanian-res…

        the book mentioned in the link is a good read and mentions that

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  • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The US was actually founded through a proxy war funded by the French.

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks France!

      Thance.

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      • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thance! Nice. Never seen that one before.

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit, At this point we the tax evader gang to rise up. Like wtf am I even paying federal taxes for at this point?? I live in a deep blue state for a reason and every opportunity to remove federal funding is being taken, I’ve been kicked off my disability benefits (I have cystic fibrosis and I’m post lung transplant with debilitating PTSD from both) I also happen to be a woman who’s country is actively disenfranchising her, yet I’m paying federal taxes? For what?? No taxation without representation and I’m sure as fuck not being represented

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  • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most of those ‘crimes’ were just… being too poor to pay their debts. Shipping off the poor made England look better.

    The ‘criminals’ of Aus are, at least in this respect, my brothers.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Still better than a country run by criminals.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am sorry, but the answer is they are both run by criminals.

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  • Ringtail@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The taxes were a small reason. Big reasons were continuing slave owning and genociding the indigenous population.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If anyone is curious:

      The Slavery Abolition Act 1833 (3 & 4 Will. 4. c. 73) was an act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom which abolished slavery in the British Empire by way of compensated emancipation.

      But…

      Slavery had been judged to be without legal basis in England in 1772. In May of that year, Lord Mansfield’s judgment in the Somerset case emancipated a slave who had been brought to England from Boston in the Province of Massachusetts Bay, and thus helped launch the movement to abolish slavery throughout the British Empire.

      So yeah, the ruling was in 1772 and the US decided to declare their independence and the Preamble begins with:

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

      * Except for slaves…

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least they didn’t elect a pedophile to their highest office…

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    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Technically true. Monarchs aren’t elected.

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      • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        AUS has a monarch?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Australia is our cool, and weird, brother. Canada is our little brother that’s sick of our bullshit. England is the father we’ve all disappointed but has to rely on because he’s too old to rule the world anymore. And we’re the kid that had a semi-promising start, but got into drugs and crime and is now a mob boss.

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    • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who is “our” in this world wide web context?

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      • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Gee, I wonder who “our” refers to in a post about America, this may be the mystery of our age. Let’s act like scientists and form hypotheses, maybe we can solve this

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My country was founded by “Please, Mr. Big Empire, please stop hitting me!”

    (I’m Romanian. We’ve been invaded by everyone. Interestingly enough, never by the British Empire. You’d think we wouldn’t miss that one. Bit odd, innit?)

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sorry, bear with us! We’re a bit confused at the moment but we’ll get back to invading places eventually!

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  • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like how you have no idea that the territories of the us looked very different when it was the 13 colonies

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you telling me that those territorial boarders were arbitrary? And that Destiny didn’t Manifest itself? ON AMERICA’S BIRTHDAY!?1?!?!?1?

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  • mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Georgia was a penal colony as well

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    • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought Georgia was a nudist colony.

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      • mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Have you seen Georgia? They need more clothes, not less.

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  • LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, aka rebels who stood up to the bourgeois. Look out, mate, or we’ll pull a bush ranger on ya.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We had to go to war–those tea prices were outrageous!

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    • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Outrageously low?

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s no time for questions when rabble-rousing!

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    West Virginia should be red as well

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  • dudeface@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was criminal colonies all over the British empire

    A lot of rich Brits also colonised Australia after the basic infrastructure was there

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  • MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Great Britain actually sent a lot of criminals over here.

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