This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Turning point burritos…

    …tacos Al pastor?

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• EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.

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  • operationalHazard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ratlimit is a notorious ragebaiter, the posts are actually quite good IMO when you know they’re bait

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    • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Noted , thanks!

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • EvilBit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wh… where can I get one of those?

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The constipation-inator.

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  • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.

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    • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I know we’re joking but like I swear there’s at least a little actual true to this

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “visibly liberal” == no hat?

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This tshirt

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    • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or this one?

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    • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.

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  • lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Probably a woman

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  • Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m sure they had dyed hair and/or facial piercings

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t act like you don’t know.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a burrito? From the opened bit, I thought it was a big russet potato.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s a particular kind of wrap. Or at least particularly prepared.

    If you get a burrito in that wrap you know you’re in for a good time followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself. Then wanting another.

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself

      What the hell are they putting in their food?

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• fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.

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• DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dude, I love “good ole boy” camo. When I’m working I drive a big F350 filled with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, wear boots and work pants, and generally blend into the blue collar landscape of semi rural Maine. And it’s so fun to watch somebody’s face change when they realize I don’t hate trans people or Mexicans or libruls, and even better when it dawns on them that I in fact, think they’re the disgusting ones.

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  • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re checking a lot of intersections there, I bet you get massive burritos.

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    • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How do you think they got the name double dongle? 😏

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• historicaldocuments@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I know this is a shitpost, but here’s the explanation: you can’t force people to like you.

  You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren’t allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you’re a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.

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• some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think if you don’t immediately start shooting into the air when you walk in that’s a big giveaway

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• unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No rice, no beans, beef with red sauce. wtf why isn’t my burrito with one ingredient huge??

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Explained: Fascist is a lower class.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Went to Chipotle a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left thank she is, for what that is worth.

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  • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank you!

    I have friends that absolutely love Chipotle. I can’t understand it. It’s so over rated and just… bland, like you said. I’m glad I’m not the only one.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  care to explain?

  Yeah. You should eat it.

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• user1234@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Those look more like potatoes than burritos

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m on board?

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Having noticed your username multiple times, I always assumed it referred to the Great Potoo…

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn I want a burrito now

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  • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Be sure to dress visibly liberal!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  is that a rock?

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The burrito artist took pity on your fat ass.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t you tell them exactly what to put in your burrito?

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• Fishnoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They figured you had chugged so much dick lately that you didn’t have as much room.

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• yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does visibly liberal equate to adding the free stuff like lettuce, pico, and corn. Instead of just meat, beans, rice and cheese?

  Lettuce takes up a lot of space.

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• whereitsat@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this post highlights how the tortilla and the baked potato are similar in that they’re just empty vessels waiting to be filled by fixins; in less ideal restaurants this expression of culinary freedom is known as a ‘a bar,’ but this is based on hearsay since i’d never set foot in a place like that.

  i think this is a profound statement on culture and class that will, no doubt, go over the heads of many reading this.

  we all love sour cream no matter what race we are, what culture we belong to, and i think that’s absolutely insane if you think about it, that we are capable of liking the same things despite differences that seem important if you think beyond sour cream. how can such a simple food bind us together?

  i never actually thought about why it’s called sour cream before it was dolloped on a traditional taco bought in a border town in mexico when i was visiting to purchase an inexpensive crown, that’s when the sour stood out against the savory blend of spices that almost broke my Ny palette, what an exciting blend of mysterious ethnic spices you’ll never find in a packet. but my smile is a little crooked and they fixed that up for a budget price. it always bothered me to work in a professional environment and not have a perfect smile. they made really good burritos in _____ and i’ll never forget that.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the tortilla and the baked potato are similar in that they’re just empty vessels waiting to be filled

    Just like me fr fr

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• Trekman10@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Plot twist: parent is an ML

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• AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Same with me vs my youngest. We joke that it’s because of the funny names he puts on his. More likely it’s because he asks for double wrap an fajita veggies

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• OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I assume he’s like I eat more? maybe im a strong man who eats lots? Thats a really old stereotype thing if so.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    💪✊🍖

    I’m very strong.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A real question is why are using the ground??

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Perhaps they’re using tiles for scale.

    Or they wanted to make sure you saw Megatron’s reflection.

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  • stankmut@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It looks like a kitchen backsplash.

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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks like a tiled counter to me. In southern California (and I’m sure other places but that’s where I first encountered it) in the 60s and 70s a lot of kitchens started being made with tiled counters. Think small bathroom wall tiles put on the counter surface rather than floor tiles. I don’t know why it caught on, because they’re uneven and impossible to keep clean. But a lot of old rentals/homes still have them if they haven’t remodeled since then.

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