I can explain. The kid ordered everything on theirs, the parent ordered nothing but meat, rice, sour cream, cheese, and extra victim complex.
This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.
Submitted 2 months ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
operationalHazard@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ratlimit is a notorious ragebaiter, the posts are actually quite good IMO when you know they’re bait
EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Noted , thanks!
iocase@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The constipation-inator.
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Toppings and complex flavor profiles are a gateway to other forms of complexity, like complex thought and self-awareness. Dad doesn’t want that kind of liberal propaganda being fed to him.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I know we’re joking but like I swear there’s at least a little actual true to this
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
“visibly liberal” == no hat?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Probably a woman
Vespair@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’m sure they had dyed hair and/or facial piercings
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t act like you don’t know.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
That’s a burrito? From the opened bit, I thought it was a big russet potato.
toynbee@piefed.social 2 months ago
That’s a particular kind of wrap. Or at least particularly prepared.
If you get a burrito in that wrap you know you’re in for a good time followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself. Then wanting another.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
followed by at least several hours of groaning and hating yourself
What the hell are they putting in their food?
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
Clearly Chipotle thought your liberal son can handle more meat than you.
unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Left just got a meat burrito, right actually asked for stuff?
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
No rice, no beans, beef with red sauce. wtf why isn’t my burrito with one ingredient huge??
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Visibly liberal”, AKA: younger, healthier weight, healthier skin, doesn’t look like a leather bag that was forgotten in the sun?
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I think if you don’t immediately start shooting into the air when you walk in that’s a big giveaway
historicaldocuments@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I know this is a shitpost, but here’s the explanation: you can’t force people to like you.
You may get off on power trips going to businesses where people aren’t allowed to deny you service or return bad attitude in kind, but everywhere else you’re a $1000/hour with a forty hour minimum payment in advance work starts after the check clears kind of guy.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a queer liberal millennial and a professional carpenter who may present very clearly either way depending on context, I would like to point out that the cops also do this but the other way around. You win some, you lose some.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Dude, I love “good ole boy” camo. When I’m working I drive a big F350 filled with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, wear boots and work pants, and generally blend into the blue collar landscape of semi rural Maine. And it’s so fun to watch somebody’s face change when they realize I don’t hate trans people or Mexicans or libruls, and even better when it dawns on them that I in fact, think they’re the disgusting ones.
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You’re checking a lot of intersections there, I bet you get massive burritos.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If I play my cards right, I can get the big burrito AND get let off with a warning. I just can’t wear cute shorts while committing acts of mischief, and washing up before hitting the taco shack may be advised.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
How do you think they got the name double dongle? 😏
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Explained: Fascist is a lower class.
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
if i knew purple hair meant bigger burrito, i would had dyed already
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Went to Chipotle a few years back (I dont really care for it, pretty bland) and this is the same sort of disparity between mine (left) and hers (right). Also I’m considerably more left thank she is, for what that is worth.
Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you!
I have friends that absolutely love Chipotle. I can’t understand it. It’s so over rated and just… bland, like you said. I’m glad I’m not the only one.
user1234@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Those look more like potatoes than burritos
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m on board?
tamal3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Having noticed your username multiple times, I always assumed it referred to the Great Potoo…
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn I want a burrito now
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Be sure to dress visibly liberal!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
care to explain?
Yeah. You should eat it.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Don’t you tell them exactly what to put in your burrito?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
is that a rock?
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
The burrito artist took pity on your fat ass.
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They figured you had chugged so much dick lately that you didn’t have as much room.
yaroto98@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does visibly liberal equate to adding the free stuff like lettuce, pico, and corn. Instead of just meat, beans, rice and cheese?
Lettuce takes up a lot of space.
Trekman10@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Plot twist: parent is an ML
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same with me vs my youngest. We joke that it’s because of the funny names he puts on his. More likely it’s because he asks for double wrap an fajita veggies
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I assume he’s like I eat more? maybe im a strong man who eats lots? Thats a really old stereotype thing if so.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
💪✊🍖
I’m very strong.
whereitsat@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
this post highlights how the tortilla and the baked potato are similar in that they’re just empty vessels waiting to be filled by fixins; in less ideal restaurants this expression of culinary freedom is known as a ‘a bar,’ but this is based on hearsay since i’d never set foot in a place like that.
i think this is a profound statement on culture and class that will, no doubt, go over the heads of many reading this.
we all love sour cream no matter what race we are, what culture we belong to, and i think that’s absolutely insane if you think about it, that we are capable of liking the same things despite differences that seem important if you think beyond sour cream. how can such a simple food bind us together?
i never actually thought about why it’s called sour cream before it was dolloped on a traditional taco bought in a border town in mexico when i was visiting to purchase an inexpensive crown, that’s when the sour stood out against the savory blend of spices that almost broke my Ny palette, what an exciting blend of mysterious ethnic spices you’ll never find in a packet. but my smile is a little crooked and they fixed that up for a budget price. it always bothered me to work in a professional environment and not have a perfect smile. they made really good burritos in _____ and i’ll never forget that.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
the tortilla and the baked potato are similar in that they’re just empty vessels waiting to be filled
Just like me fr fr
dan69@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A real question is why are using the ground??
toynbee@piefed.social 2 months ago
Perhaps they’re using tiles for scale.
Or they wanted to make sure you saw Megatron’s reflection.
stankmut@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It looks like a kitchen backsplash.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Looks like a tiled counter to me. In southern California (and I’m sure other places but that’s where I first encountered it) in the 60s and 70s a lot of kitchens started being made with tiled counters. Think small bathroom wall tiles put on the counter surface rather than floor tiles. I don’t know why it caught on, because they’re uneven and impossible to keep clean. But a lot of old rentals/homes still have them if they haven’t remodeled since then.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
If he’s so liberal, how come his burrito is on the right, hmm?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Turning point burritos…
…tacos Al pastor?