ThePantser
@ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Hyperpigmentation 4 days ago:
How would you know when you burnt the chicken.
- Comment on US hires over 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers 1 week ago:
Colab idea: ATC Sim and the planes are people flying in a flight sim so you talk to real people and instruct them.
- Comment on law enforcement partners 1 week ago:
Its a slippery slope, once they get you putting them in a corral then they will expect you to take it back to the building. At least Aldi tricks people into returning the cart or you pay.
Its job security to the cart grabbers. Make their job easy and once they collect the carts they get hours cut. Make it difficult and they can keep working all day.
- Comment on Banned from Mental Health and falsified modlog... 1 week ago:
It may be your username. World hates politics and even though your name is 100% true, its not exactly PG.
- Comment on Methgator: The Movie 1 week ago:
Gator with no teeth? We call her ole gummy.
- Comment on Sit on mama 2 weeks ago:
You think herding cats is hard, wait until you try stacking!
- Comment on I mean just look at them... 2 weeks ago:
More like a gang of fish out causing mischief.
- Comment on This shit's stupid as hell 2 weeks ago:
Finally! Fashion that makes sense!
- Comment on Fucking AI bullshit 2 weeks ago:
Gets cold, remote start begins the process of melting snow and ice and warms the cabin so the windows dont refog once you start breathing in the vehicle. Also when hot the car cools so you dont get burned on the interior.
- Comment on Fucking AI bullshit 2 weeks ago:
2026 EV9 and you can’t turn shit off. I can disable the antenna but that would break the remote start automations I have set up with he assistant.
- Comment on Euphoria for a thousand kernals 2 weeks ago:
Baby corn? Minions are packing a hog.
- Comment on Fucking AI bullshit 2 weeks ago:
Uh I get ads in my KIA, just had a popup (while driving) tell me that there are new themes to download for the car GUI. Fuck that shit, I am letting KiA do a buy back as soon as I get my Slate.
- Comment on Nothing is ever really lost, or can be lost… With grass and flowers and summer fruits and corn. 2 weeks ago:
Doesn’t anybody chew their corn?
- Comment on No one could have seen this coming 2 weeks ago:
Vending machines
- Comment on I warned you 3 weeks ago:
But the finger is.
- Comment on ` ` ` ` 3 weeks ago:
Funny my local news is using this one that hes not in.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Scat
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Instructions unclear, nuts stuck to ice cream, send help.
- Comment on Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing? 4 weeks ago:
Where’d you get them peepers?
- Comment on Kitty looking thicc 4 weeks ago:
Cat IS vacuum.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Would be cool but with how IP law works (USA based) they could lose control if enough derivative works come out where it could be claimed its public domain. Failure to protect the IP can cause forfeiture.
But fuck the billion dollar companies, if you arnt using it just give it to us. Give up the Chrono Trigger IP Square so we can have that awesome 3D remake that was being worked on long ago.
- Comment on Heh heh 5 weeks ago:
If the furnace goes out its the landlord who pays - Renting
If the furnace goes out you are out $1000s - Home Owner
Only one I can think of is the cost of fixing shit.
- Comment on More thermal paste = more heat dissipation, right? 5 weeks ago:
Oops all thermal paste!
- Comment on Technically correct 5 weeks ago:
We’re all burned out from having to delete our reddit posts that we’re very selective now so we wont have to do it again.
- Comment on yes 1 month ago:
Ding Dong the Mitch is dead.
Which old Mitch?
The Wicked Mitch!
Ding Dong the Bitch is dead.
- Comment on good idea, no downsides 1 month ago:
Built-in washing machine.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Never being able to fart when the need arises has gotta be torture.
- Comment on Explosive Diarrhea Is Surging Across The US Right Now : ScienceAlert 1 month ago:
Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 1 month ago:
Explained: Fascist is a lower class.
- Comment on Only 90's kids will understand! 1 month ago:
What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds?