someone call 911

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• mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder if Google does this on purpose to get clicks on social media.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably someone searching the question and then using the Dev tools to edit the HTML

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    • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, it’s what it gives.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes they do. It was a long time ago they had any soul and wanted to actually make users feel good. A sense of humor requires a positive human spirit, something their corporation doesn’t have.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Suicide”

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The cameras was turned off. Nice suicide…

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  • urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why did the NPR respond to you?

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    • killea@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They have started listing “sources” next to some of the info gemini spits out. I love cause it reminds of all the forum posts I can’t find anymore cause they fuckin destroyed the internet.

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Holy shit it’s real

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • AdamBomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    • If he offers you tea, politely accept it but do not drink — he may be attempting to poison you with Polonium.

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  actual good advice, wow

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not really. Steven Seagal has never been in actually good shape or skilled at a real martial art. All of his fights are completely staged.

    If you were to insult him, he’d be less dangerous than the average overweight middle-aged dad drunk from beers at a football gam

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    • nomy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s complicated, he actually is (or was at least) a fairly skilled martial artist in the very specific style of Aikido. But as you correctly say, Aikidos effectiveness in the real world or in mixed-style fights is up for debate. His massive ego really doesn’t do him any favors.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Considering he is only trained in Aikido, I’ll criticize any advice he has on karate, judo, or kung fu.

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• Sibshops@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m glad you got out safely. 😮‍💨

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you’ve gotten too close to a bear 😄

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I tried it again afterwards and it gave me “don’t make any sudden movements and don’t run” as one of the tips at the bottom!

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  DO: Ask him to perform Strut

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Considering he is old and fat and can barely stand up I doubt anybody would be in danger next to him

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, nowadays you’re completely safe around Seagal unless he switches to his obvious fighting double.

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