someone call 911

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Considering he is only trained in Aikido, I’ll criticize any advice he has on karate, judo, or kung fu.

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  actual good advice, wow

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• mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wonder if Google does this on purpose to get clicks on social media.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Probably someone searching the question and then using the Dev tools to edit the HTML

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    • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      No, it’s what it gives.

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• Sibshops@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m glad you got out safely. 😮‍💨

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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  • urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨38⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Why did the NPR respond to you?

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “Suicide”

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy shit it’s real

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you’ve gotten too close to a bear 😄

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I tried it again afterwards and it gave me “don’t make any sudden movements and don’t run” as one of the tips at the bottom!

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  DO: Ask him to perform Strut

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