Not so fun fact: Minion dicks are like baby corn
Euphoria for a thousand kernals
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Zomg@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Comments
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Why would you post this?
Why God did you make me see this?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because now you’re unknown about the mouth feel.
RedIce25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The nipples on those Minions…
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Nope, not clicking that. Too risky.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Baby corn? Minions are packing a hog.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Or at least a chode.
snooggums@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Just size, or texture too?
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is just cornography.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pepper. Black pepper
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hear me out…
Cinnamon
It’s like eating a dessert.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Whatever gets it in your mouth I suppose…
🧂🍆
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Corn it up
aldhissla@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
🌽 is love. 🌽 is life.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Be sure to try cream of corn as well. Bon appetit!
Grumpy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
cmon… this joke is just so corny…
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Corny on main.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
She chupe cob, bruh
billbasher@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Corn cob butter spreader for you 3d printer peeps https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:7358735
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh c’mon this is straight up cornography