I wonder sometimes if a depressed man that masturbates is actually a tear jerker.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The aftermath is a crying shame.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If he masturbates so furiously that he tears what he’s jerking, it’s no wonder he’s so depressed.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve been feeling really pressed lately, so maybe i’ll try that

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    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Seems likely to go too far in the opposite direction, but I’ll look forward to your updates on how it’s going.

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Them ain’t tears, boy!

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Extra thicc tears.

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