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- Comment on Just got charged for reading it 2 days ago:
What the fuck kind of hosting company requires a request ticket to provision and tear down a virtual machine!?!? That’s, like, the whole point of virtualization.
- Comment on Just got charged for reading it 2 days ago:
If your company was hosting virtual machines and people staring and stopping them caused you headaches, it just seems to me like the company you worked at was absolute trash lol.
- Comment on Just got charged for reading it 2 days ago:
And then when more than a third of people do that, suddenly the state mandates paying for a connection anyways. (Of course the mandate is completely unrelated to the nice dinners that senators enjoy.)
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 4 days ago:
I hate to burst your bubble but almost no air disasters happen instantaneously. It takes many minutes to fall out of the sky. Also most air disasters still involve a mostly-controlled descent.
- Comment on >:)> 5 days ago:
I vote for you as president of the fediverse
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 5 days ago:
The serious non-joke answer is the same as the one for these standing seats: emergency exit speed. When an airplane crash lands you have like less than 2 minutes to get everyone out before the huge inferno happens and roasts people. So for standing seats that pack even more people into an airplane, they have to prove that they can still get everyone out before the deadline. For laying-down seats they would have to prove the same thing.
- Comment on Some people have it worse 6 days ago:
No, you aren’t necessarily expected to answer. “Hi” is a totally normal and expected response, for example.
- Comment on Who needs it? 1 week ago:
Haha this joke is funny because foreigners have funny words and sound stupid
- Comment on Oof 1 week ago:
If reality keeps upsetting you, maybe reality isn’t the problem.
- Comment on Oof 1 week ago:
Do you just assume every black person is a leftist? I’m impressed that you’re both racist and stupid!
- Comment on Life is unfair to landlords 2 weeks ago:
AI subsidies?
- Comment on Pope Joan 2 weeks ago:
There’s no consistency to their beliefs. You cannot “gotcha” them by pointing out hypocrisy, it in fact makes them happier.
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 2 weeks ago:
There’s and endless list of games people have complained about changing during early access. It’s a stupid idea. Don’t preorder games.
- Comment on Rest in peace 3 weeks ago:
I miss iOS 6
- Comment on Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material 3 weeks ago:
TPM2.0 DRM crap?
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 3 weeks ago:
Especially when you’re a woman or minority or poor or…
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 4 weeks ago:
I thought that was lions, tigers, and bears!
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 4 weeks ago:
It just means “the shittiest location you can imagine”. Sometimes the most honest words come out of the mouths of children.
- Comment on I'm jealous 4 weeks ago:
In the US a “farmers market” typically means that a city or town shuts down a few streets and farmers come from their rural farms to the city center to sell their produce. The prices can trend high, because the focus tends to be on quality and known provenence.
What the parent poster is describing is not farmers markets, but farm stands. You have to go to them instead of them coming to you, which is where the savings come from. It might not be worth it depending on the value of your time.
- Comment on Although i love it 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Peak evolution (after crabs) 4 weeks ago:
Not William Hung’s version of She Bangs!
- Comment on Super accurate 5 weeks ago:
This guy is a piece of shit but I don’t think it’s the outfit. If Elton John wore the exact same thing you would call it fun.
- Comment on I will not go quietly 5 weeks ago:
Don’t worry Google knows your location history lol
- Comment on Librarians in UK increasingly asked to remove books, as influence of US pressure groups spreads 1 month ago:
Deny Accuse Reverse Victim and Offender
- Comment on PRAY TO THE ELDER GODS 1 month ago:
That gorilla had a reverse Bigfoot sighting that he still tells the story of to anyone who will listen.
- Comment on Original 'Star Wars' Cut Will Be Shown at a Theater for First Time in Decades 1 month ago:
No-one out-pizza’s the hut!
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 1 month ago:
I would give everything to experience this.
- Comment on #lovewins 1 month ago:
It’s a creepy stone carved into a face. That’s it. They are joking by implying it has cursed magical properties because it looks so creepy.
- Comment on It is the season soon 1 month ago:
Of course the ai missed the fucking point.
- Comment on Calm your tits 1 month ago:
…I need to up my tie dye game.