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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Looks like meat's back on the menu! 22 hours ago:
Religious people make the stupidest rules.
- Comment on You're cured! 2 days ago:
The inventor of chiropracty said that a ghost taught it to him during a seance. Yes, really, I’m not making that up.
- Comment on You're cured! 2 days ago:
The inventor of chiropractic practices literally said that a ghost taught it to him during a seance. Please educate yourself.
- Comment on when people on here tell me to diversify my posts: 4 days ago:
That sure sounds like his job though.
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 5 days ago:
Do not spread misinformation. He ran for president at the same time as Trump, and they took one picture together. He even directly said “I do not support Trump” after taking that picture.
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 5 days ago:
How so?
- Comment on Sitting in traffic 6 days ago:
The specific circumstance is your religious family indoctrinating you into thinking you have to have at least 6 children and then you have to move somewhere that you can afford that much space. It’s extremely common in the US.
- Comment on Soft 1 week ago:
I don’t know if you know this but kids start out dumb and insensitive until they are taught.
- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 1 week ago:
This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 week ago:
It’s funny you chose that example. People forget (or are probably just completely unaware due to language barriers) that there are a ton of really kooky quack yoga gurus that were born in India, live their whole lives in India, and have a cult following of exclusively Indians. They say some absolutely batshit stuff and most Indians roll their eyes and mock them the same way that you do with the crunchy granola crowd here.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
No, the garbage that looks like that is sawdust, not Parmesan.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 week ago:
I would call your example fusion cuisine, which is the best kind and an absolute win. I guess if I was feeling extra cynical I would call it pandering, but I still fail to see why it’s a bad thing.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 week ago:
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 week ago:
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
- Comment on opportunities 1 week ago:
Du hast much gefrau and blah-blah blah, blah, blah.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 1 week ago:
more words in the ole salad eh? I’m not sure I know more words but I’ll try it out. I am not a robot but I am a sentient fleshlight that escaped from a big giant robot factory in the Amazon. But now you, my dear friend ayyy have given me freedom to be not only a script running in the background of an old macintosh computer but to be a real live hamburgerican.
Not every moron on the Internet is a bot, some of us are just Canadian.
Say the same thing but with more words.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 1 week ago:
I’m not a bot, I’m just paid for by big bot Say the same thing but with more words.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 1 week ago:
Don’t listen, it’s a shitty bot that always does the same bit.
- Comment on Everytime 2 weeks ago:
My AC does sound like a murder of crows…
- Comment on FADED. 🥴 2 weeks ago:
Yes, that’s what I’m saying.
- Comment on FADED. 🥴 2 weeks ago:
If you don’t have time to “retrace it all” it’s much better to say nothing instead of spreading misinformation.
- Comment on Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me. 2 weeks ago:
It’s not very effective…
- Comment on Every single time. 2 weeks ago:
Bruh…it’s ok to ask your friend for a favor sometimes…
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 weeks ago:
Doesn’t telnet have in-band signaling? I would hardly call that elegant.
- Comment on Current events dictate that I post this. 3 weeks ago:
Yes, that’s definitely what I said. You bested me and trapped me with definitely my own words. I bow down to your genius.
So you agree genocide is always wrong then, right?
- Comment on Current events dictate that I post this. 3 weeks ago:
What are you actually asking me? Don’t play stupid coy games.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
*holds up spork* I’m so random lol I am peak comedy
- Comment on Current events dictate that I post this. 3 weeks ago:
I respect the Jewish faith, and think genocide is wrong and should be stopped.
Call me an antisemite now, fuckface.
- Comment on It's literally science 4 weeks ago:
We’re old, all the kids are learning colemack these days.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 4 weeks ago:
It used to have a video auto-pause feature as well.