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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t telnet have in-band signaling? I would hardly call that elegant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current events dictate that I post this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, that’s definitely what I said. You bested me and trapped me with definitely my own words. I bow down to your genius.

  So you agree genocide is always wrong then, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current events dictate that I post this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you actually asking me? Don’t play stupid coy games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ancient wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *holds up spork* I’m so random lol I am peak comedy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current events dictate that I post this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I respect the Jewish faith, and think genocide is wrong and should be stopped.

  Call me an antisemite now, fuckface.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's literally science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re old, all the kids are learning colemack these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to have a video auto-pause feature as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Samsung introduced this feature in the Galaxy S4 way back in like 2012 or so. Thankfully it must be stuck in patent hell so nobody gets it now. Good job everyone, we used the stones to destroy the stones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sales =/= quality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know an album’s gender?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I learn more about this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a truck that isn’t even waterproof. What a stupid machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Littering 🚯⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We did that in California. It worked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find what you like and stick with it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All those poor chickens :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heartily agree⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your soft service

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so standard Halal practice, which is savage animal cruelty with a devoted PR department.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They recognized a blind spot in their knowledge, did some learning, then reported back with what they learned. Then you yelled at them? It’s not like they were being combative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double standards⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A peacock is a crow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Surprise 🎥⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes I want a home in California big enough for a family. I don’t see any other way of accomplishing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A heart-warming story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It just feels so gross that the blood must be donated (I get why for that part) to some rich fuckwad medical conglomerate that will sell it for a few thousand dollars of profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Busted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wife bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still not as annoying as the people who complain about the complaints.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s way too far after the Super Bowl for you to still be drunk. You have a problem that needs addressing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to make sure you know this is a joke photo composed with digital tooling. You do know that, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's barely a science.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If markets are driven by “rational actors” then why is advertising a trillion dollar industry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is history about to repeat itself?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s super cool how the Republicans have stopped sharing weather satellite data with weather forecasters and cut the budget for sending up weather balloons. They really govern for the people, ya know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also xToys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you’re better off with the alternatives that are waterproof so you can properly wash them these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All cancers must be removed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone authoritative clarify? I literally can’t tell either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In comedy, timing is everything. This cut down TikTok ruined the joke :(