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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Busted⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wife bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still not as annoying as the people who complain about the complaints.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s way too far after the Super Bowl for you to still be drunk. You have a problem that needs addressing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to make sure you know this is a joke photo composed with digital tooling. You do know that, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's barely a science.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If markets are driven by “rational actors” then why is advertising a trillion dollar industry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is history about to repeat itself?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s super cool how the Republicans have stopped sharing weather satellite data with weather forecasters and cut the budget for sending up weather balloons. They really govern for the people, ya know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also xToys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PS5 has no games! smh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you’re better off with the alternatives that are waterproof so you can properly wash them these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All cancers must be removed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone authoritative clarify? I literally can’t tell either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In comedy, timing is everything. This cut down TikTok ruined the joke :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teach me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, an hour of bike riding is nowhere near 1000 jacks burned unless you are able to sustain a sprint for that whole time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At some point it really is. It’s not like it’s impossible to find a chair user to talk to about such things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but if you’re doing an art project about including chair users, maybe run your design by like, at least one chair user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parents... Huh...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an atheist and I’ve never molested a child. How do you explain that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Garlic sauce⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All these “cardboard” containers are coated with a layer of plastic on the inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Garlic sauce⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The inferior continents have not yet discovered ranch, only pale imitations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adtech is not tech⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what the Effective Altruists were supposed to be but they somehow managed to fuck it up with narcissism like billionaires always do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-Induced RAM Crunch Could Push Next PlayStation and Xbox Past 2028⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean…Cyberpunk can look better than Cyberpunk if you throw more hardware at it than a PS5 and enable Path Tracing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you have massive wealth inequality and fixed-price fines. You have to set the fine high enough to deter most people from misbehaving, but that amount of fine could saddle some people with literal years of debt for running a red light and they act irrationally as a result.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨handling strays⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha gender discrimination

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to reduce the crime rate to 0⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which reality are you living in? I’d like to visit, out of curiosity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well the good news is that Toslink can carry “pew pew” noises with high fidelity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Toslink is not a laser just a red LED.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, y’all work with jerks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey your insomnia is probably better by now! How were the wild dreams?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨earth, fire, water, wind - it's not hard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Water is a river, and don’t call me Shirley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or jorkin'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  10 years later: “Why don’t my kids ever call or visit? It must be their fault, I will try yelling at them some more to solve this issue.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd buy it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t seem to have this problem. I wonder why we have such different experiences…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or BGP.