Fishnoodle

@Fishnoodle@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream (terms and conditions apply)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Suicide or homicide!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe management⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah no shit. You get people dependent on your product, then Jack up the price

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Page, still a board member of Google's parent company Alphabet, had ties to Epstein. He successfully hid from subpoenas to testify about it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If we just kill them all to be safe that would be best. The overall impact on the world population would be insignificant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dibs on his land

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depluralize⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news bear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨South Carolina inmate who believes he is immortal cannot be executed due to mental illness, judge rules⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude faked it till he made it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want my Amazon packages delivered by the USPS again. They showed up way earlier in the day, and without slave labor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Military Grade⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is military grade the same as mil-spec?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She only wanted the ring bros⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This was funny line 60 years ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minnesota father who shoved conservative reporter at anti-ICE protest says family is 'absolutely not violent'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Give him a medal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sneacking a meme in before .world updates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in the list… At the very end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mogged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No wonder the demons in Doom came to attack the base on Phobos. Janky ass turd of a moon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Confirmed: PS5 console prices are being raised by $100 | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I like sitting down after a long day and playing games on my big ass oled tv.

  I don’t like sitting down and turning on my computer so that it can update Windows, then the game itself needs to be updated. Then the game runs like shit because my graphics drivers updated to a newer version that doesn’t work well with the game I’m playing. So then I have to do some research to find the best driver version to downgrade to. So then I finally get the driver issue fixed and start the game, but now my controller isn’t working because the windows update broke the Logitech drivers my controller needs. So now it’s been two hours, I’m tired, I didn’t get to play any games, and I still have more work to do tomorrow to get things working.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Melania found her next husband.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was just showing what she looked like under her Terminator skin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Art of the Deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I’m not going to build windmills either, where the fuck is my check?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump calls out Australia in blistering post declaring the US does not 'need' ally support in Iran⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just ignore g-pa pedo and his admin. Like literally, don’t acknowledge them, their visas, their flight plans, calls, etc. they aren’t legitimate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Assassination is reversed for heads of state, and otherwise important people.

  Charlie just got what he deserved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lulz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That man has never listened to tool in his entire fucking life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Both pics make me wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arc Raiders was accidentally recording Discord conversations into an unencrypted local game file⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All I did was take the information and put it in a paper bag and leave it on the side of the road. If a bad person picked up the bag and did bad things with the information, that’s not my fault!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US troops were told war on Iran was ‘all part of God’s divine plan’, watchdog alleges⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news, your boss is bat shit crazy. Good news, you’re trained and equipped to retire them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A modest proposal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean modern weapons are so easy to use that even the elderly can be effective with them. I agree, let’s draft them. More jobs, more houses for real Americans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨..?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And don’t forget to nuke Isreal to green dust!