It's Tough Out Here

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• Nonprophet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ROBBER: Pulls our jar of Santa

  AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Neacafe) That’s a coffee!

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The only thing a true Melburnian would use instant coffee for

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or when someone comes over that you dont like

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• DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can do stuff like that when the attacker doesn’t have a gun.

  Still impressive though.

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  • im_fine_sandy@nord.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess there’s two ways you can interpret this meme.

    One is: this guy is a superhero because he defended himself with a jar rather than a gun.

    The other is: when guns aren’t generally available violent attacks are less lethal.

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re going to kill me with a teacup?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sets down a can opener tab

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “We Aussies have a saying: God created Australia to train the faithful.”

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• Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I was that brand, I would make an over the top commercial of someone using it to fend off a carjacker, then at the end hit them with a “Based on a true story”.

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• oeuf@slrpnk.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see your nescafe jar Aussie, and I raise you a fire extinguisher and narwhal tusk

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• hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  why would anyone even have a bottle of that stuff on them ?

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I drink instant because, well, it’s instant, and I can’t tell that one is better or worse than the other.

    Coffee, cigars, chocolate, wine, cheese, etc. All these things people obsess over and judge; they all seem equal to me. Not better or worse, just different.

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  • im_fine_sandy@nord.pub ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the only brand you could afford to buy from a servo (gas station)

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Strong coffee.

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• scrodumb@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I heard Nescafe absolutely SLAPS

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If ya povo then yeh lol

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• DonDiego@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this the guy who posted AI pictures of nose cakes? I miss you

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• DonDiego@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• DonDiego@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A message from Nurse Nipple-Tits

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