Seems legit 🤷🏻

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Secondary sexual characteristics, like deep voice, tropical punch flavor, thick pitcher body, sexy, manly hands that you just want to grab you and dunk you into the Kool-Aid over and over again until you can’t breathe…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s After Dark. I’m gonna have to ask you to be at least 10% hornier.

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stupid sexy pitcher.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Feels like I’m running out of kool-aid. OH NO! oh no! ~oh~ ~no!~

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtBl9osaoeY

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I

    what

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• Midnight1938@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What do you think the red stuff is? His blood? No!

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gender fluid

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  • Kirp123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s his rage.

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  • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I thought it was a menstrual pitcher…

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a good idea. I should, at my cult I’m making, do a communion thing where we pour Hawaiian Punch, say a prayer where it’s transfigured into the blood of The Kool-Aid Man, and drink it in honor and remembrance of Him. Maybe we should also eat crackers and say they’re His flesh for reasons. And cheese, because He is a gassy god. Why do you think He breaks down walls? So we aren’t overwhelmed by His farts. He’s so thoughtful.

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  • UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Blood of the innocent.

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• fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  oh fuck, is that what i have to do to be a real man nowadays?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My walls are made of bricks. Being a man is tough. ☹️

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      whoopsie doodle my walls are made of sticks I hope no owolves find out

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  • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nope. My ex wife was the puncher. Same shape, too.

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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a tough standard. I only punched a hole in drywall once in college. Does that count? Was I only a man as a romantically frustrated youth, or did I lose my masculinity since then? Does it help if I also punched a few other objects during that time?

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• UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  oh, so, does he actually have aids or

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That might be why he’s acting out all the time: he’s angry about the AIDS 🤷🏻

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This one website I saw once, I think it was goatse, implied that he is the penis. =)

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kool-Aid Man’s genitals and organs are located within his “Kool-Aid” bubble; you see it as a pitcher full of Kool-Aid, but Kool-Aid is a liquid and cannot talk or think, don’t be absurd.

  Kool-Aid Man likely has a red mesentery pouch to contain his organs, surrounded by Kool-Aid. The penis would appear when Kool-Aid Man is aroused, emerging from small slit. It may be bifurcated, it may have spikes to help Kool-Aid Man deposit an enormous quantity of sperm; further study is needed.

  I HATE garbage like this, Kool-Aid man is OBVIOUSLY much more than a walking-talking jug of Kool-Aid.

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• maxthemummer@lemmus.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.

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  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It might unironically be a good way to explain gender roles to idiots?

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