maxthemummer
@maxthemummer@lemmus.org
- Comment on A street merchant in Little Bulgaria just sold me something unusual 2 days ago:
Maybe unusual where you come from.
- Comment on MANDATORY! 5 days ago:
I need some bottom surgery as my bottom is too big and needs to be reduced.
- Comment on Latest weather news 6 days ago:
I need a cigarette.
- Comment on Better to just turn around and leave, if you can 2 weeks ago:
Or just your boss with a strongly worded lecture accompanied by table pounding.
- Comment on true story 3 weeks ago:
You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
- Comment on true story 3 weeks ago:
You must be my ambition. It just lies there, motionless, catatonic even.
- Comment on Just found this behind a wendys dumpster 4 weeks ago:
The photo looks like it could be the opening shot of a many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.
- Comment on Moralizing scarcity 5 weeks ago:
The words “insects” and “mouthfeel” do not belong in the same sentence.
- Comment on Seems legit 🤷🏻 5 weeks ago:
He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.
- Comment on Anyone up for a rousing game of... 5 weeks ago:
The game was very popular, but then Tiddley Winks betting parlors began to pop up in the seemier parts of towns and cities across the country and an unwholesome element pervaded the once innocent game. Prostitution and even sodomy thrived in the back alley Tiddley Winks parlors until Elliot Ness finally shut them down for good.
- Comment on Armando needs to know which church to avoid 5 weeks ago:
Haste makes waste I always say.