Just found this behind a wendys dumpster

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

  Wow, eight cases gold and an entire extra case of money, well do the responsible thing and hand these over to the police.

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• Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  So… you got a couple bucks I can borrow? I only need about tree fitty.

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You should ask Reddit what to do with it. But make sure they don’t know it is you. Use “hypothetically” in your question.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    And imperative.

    Also replace words for close enough synonyms. Like say cylinder instead of 🍆.

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      • Go eat a bag of cylinders.

      • Your cylinder is too soft. No way I am sticking that in my mouth.

      • You can pound your cylinder for as long as you want, but it’s not going to taste any different

      Huh. I don’t think it’s a good replacement word for eggplant. cylinder just doesn’t roll off my tounge any easier. It kinda makes me gag a little thinking about it, actually.

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• istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you instead drained diesel out of one of the F150 parked outside, you’d made double.

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  oh, yeah, uh it’s like, mine.

  i like left it there on accident or something.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Pull a joker and set it on fire

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• osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  oh shit you found my luggage bro

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• gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did I just get robbed?

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