Just found this behind a wendys dumpster

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  oh, yeah, uh it’s like, mine.

  i like left it there on accident or something.

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You should ask Reddit what to do with it. But make sure they don’t know it is you. Use “hypothetically” in your question.

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And imperative.

    Also replace words for close enough synonyms. Like say cylinder instead of 🍆.

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      • Go eat a bag of cylinders.

      • Your cylinder is too soft. No way I am sticking that in my mouth.

      • You can pound your cylinder for as long as you want, but it’s not going to taste any different

      Huh. I don’t think it’s a good replacement word for eggplant. cylinder just doesn’t roll off my tounge any easier. It kinda makes me gag a little thinking about it, actually.

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    • poolcritter@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear. The gold must not be harmed.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “in Minecraft”

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In GTA5 roleplay

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  • mrsilkworm@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or something in the line of “asking for a friend”

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• Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So… you got a couple bucks I can borrow? I only need about tree fitty.

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, eight cases gold and an entire extra case of money, well do the responsible thing and hand these over to the police.

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  • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I loaded up the 6 boxes of gold into my car and the friendly police man helped me drag all 3 of them into the station. I sure hope there’s a reward for the 1 box of gold I found, shame there was no money with it.

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  • expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The responsible thing would be to launder it and then move it into an umbrella company which is based in an off shore account, hire yourself, and then use the earnings from the interest to pay school lunch debts and build shelter for the homeless.

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• istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you instead drained diesel out of one of the F150 parked outside, you’d made double.

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• bilouba@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yellow metal and some paper? Weird…

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  • insanemantis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yellow is literally the color of piss. So gross! Wouldn’t touch that shit even if someone washed it

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• osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  oh shit you found my luggage bro

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oops must have fallen out of my wallet. When can I come pick it up?

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• gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did I just get robbed?

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pull a joker and set it on fire

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You should read/watch “No Country for Old Men” before deciding how to proceed, Friend-o.

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  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So… check for a tracker in the bags?

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got excited when I thought it was copper and neodymium. Just the stuff they make douche watches out of.

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• psycotica0@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Huh. Did you check to see if it had a name on it? Maybe someone left it for their friend. You could check inside the Wendy’s and see if the person told any of the staff who they were leaving it for?

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• smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sir, this is a Wendys … dumpster

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• polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s at least a day old, you don’t want that

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a partial payoff for the arcane secrets of the “Square” burger. As in a Freemason’s Square. It’s all connected. Illuminati confirmed. /s

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Think of how many nuggets you can buy now… At least 50!

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought it was fancy butter

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• maxthemummer@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The photo looks like it could be the opening shot of a many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Team lift? Nah I’ll figure it out myself.

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