• Go eat a bag of cylinders.

• Your cylinder is too soft. No way I am sticking that in my mouth.

• You can pound your cylinder for as long as you want, but it’s not going to taste any different

Huh. I don’t think it’s a good replacement word for eggplant. cylinder just doesn’t roll off my tounge any easier. It kinda makes me gag a little thinking about it, actually.