Rocketpoweredgorilla
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca
Reddit Refugee that moved to lemmy.world
- Comment on Rules for Life 3 days ago:
Get high and headbutt your cat.
- Comment on How do recommend eating this? 1 week ago:
Reminds me of a joke I heard…
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”
Kid: “uh… before sex.”
Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”
kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”
Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”
- Comment on Nypd storms Columbia 1 week ago:
Pro-hamas
Huh, whaddyaknow, there’s that lie again.
“No Mr Netanyahu, it is not antisemitic or pro-Hamas to point out that, in a little over six months, your extremist government has killed over 34,000 Palestinians and wounded more than 78,000, 70% of whom are women and children,” theguardian.com/…/bernie-sanders-benjamin-netanya…
- Comment on Comedian Walter Masterson assaulted multiple times while trolling Pro-Israel protesters 1 week ago:
Considering they’re not using any they must have a huge stockpile of morals by now.
- Comment on You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this. 2 weeks ago:
Where I live I can’t even get to the city within an hour.
- Comment on Did Lemmy remove infinite scrolling or is it just a setting? I see a next button now. 3 weeks ago:
Some of the alternate UIs do, like the Mlmym interface for example. You can find it in the settings.
- Comment on This is the way 5 weeks ago:
Back in my day we used to just talk to ourselves in person.
- Comment on Project Ghostbusters: Facebook Accused of Using Your Phone to Wiretap Snapchat 1 month ago:
Things like this are why I think the whole Facebook “encrypted messaging” is just a scam to try and look like they respect your privacy. It doesn’t matter if you have the best encryption out there if the doors are wide open for them on either end and they’re keylogging everything you do.
- Comment on Tint 1 month ago:
At least it woodn’t break as easily now.
- Comment on They lied to us 1 month ago:
That took me a second to click in for some reason lol.
- Comment on Antiques roadshow 1 month ago:
That little guy looks wheely thrilled to be there.
- Comment on Do those little plastic "deer whistles" do anything to keep deer from running in front of a car? 3 months ago:
I think it was more a matter of timing. It was in the fall around hunting season when more people are out running around in the bush and deer are on the move.
The whistles were our safety officers idea. The rest of us pretty much knew they were crap. (Or at least some of us did) The safety guy wasn’t too sure either but figured they were cheap enough to at least give them a shot.
It didn’t help matters that we were operating in an area with a very dense population of deer either. I’ve personally counted over 80 standing in a field by a road.
- Comment on Do those little plastic "deer whistles" do anything to keep deer from running in front of a car? 3 months ago:
A company I worked for put them on all their vehicles one year to try and cut down on deer damage to our trucks. (About 45 vehicles or so)
Deer collisions went up immediately. At best they didn’t work, at worst it was actively spooking them… either way they were removed shortly thereafter and the incident rates started dropping shortly thereafter.
- Comment on It'll work, I saw it on the internet 3 months ago:
There must have been something more than just oil in whatever he dumped in there.
- Comment on Ubisoft Wants You To Be Comfortable Not Owning Your Games 3 months ago:
I for one am quite comfortable not giving them any more of my money either.
- Comment on Shitty railing 3 months ago:
Worst part is it’s easy to toss a heater in that spot the pipes like to freeze, there’s a plug 2 feet away.
I just like to tempt the gods I guess…
- Comment on How can I clean my mouse wheel without taking apart my mouse? 3 months ago:
Giggity. I still have one in my junk drawer, although I tossed the mouse it belonged to years ago.
- Comment on Shitty railing 3 months ago:
Nope. It was business as usual, until it wasn’t.
- Comment on How can I clean my mouse wheel without taking apart my mouse? 3 months ago:
Have you tried compressed air? It may not do anything if it’s stuck in there but may be worth a shot.
- Comment on Shitty railing 3 months ago:
That was me this morning. I knew my house has an issue with pipes freezing, I knew it was going down to -30c (-22f) with a -40 windchill last night here, yet for some boneheaded reason I never bothered to put a space heater in the area where the pipes freeze.
S0 I got to swear at myself this morning for a half hour while I was running around with a propane torch in my basement to thaw the lines out so I could flush the toilet.
One good thing with being an idiot is you get to learn how to fix things at least, so there’s that…
- Comment on What if 3 months ago:
Qui a coupé le fromage? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UReql4tK0l8
- Comment on Derek 3 months ago:
Well I am a bit thin, but everyone tells me I look younger than I am so I guess the flesh still on me is still fairly juicy at least.
- Comment on Derek 3 months ago:
Am I the only one that enjoyed night shifts? Less traffic, no big bosses around to mess things up or get in the way, no scheduled meetings or other distractions… just do your job and go home. And you can still run around to appointments etc and get stuff done during the day when everything is open without taking time off work.
Mind you, I’ve always been a night owl, so that probably helps my perspective…
- Comment on Don't even ask. 4 months ago:
“It’s just pining for the fjords” www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZw35VUBdzo
- Comment on Anon is Icelandic 4 months ago:
- Comment on do it, coward 4 months ago:
Tis the season for giving they say…
- Comment on This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve. 4 months ago:
Yup. I’m Northwest of you in Canada and I can see my lawn. I’m not supposed to see my lawn…
(At least until March at the earliest. We have a little bit of snow but not much, most of it melted)
- Comment on I got this popup ad on my TV **while watching a DVD** 4 months ago:
Thankfully mine (about two yrs old now) only whined for the first couple weeks then gave up on me.
Now the only issue I have is the time it takes for android to boot. It’s like having to wait for your tv to warm up all over again except without the high pitched noise old tv sets had.
- Comment on Rock a bye baby on top of the tree, When the wind blows the cradle will YEET ♪ 4 months ago:
Hush little baby don’t you cry, soon you’ll know what it’s like to fly.
- Comment on GTA 6’s Publisher Says Video Games Should Theoretically Be Priced At Dollars Per Hour 5 months ago:
First thing that comes to mind for me is Far Cry 6, where there is a few missions you have to find certain things without the aid of any quest markers.
Imagine a game like that with absolutely no markers and they take your map as well. At best you’d spend 3 times as long trying to do the same thing, and know they think they can charge you 3 times as much? Fuck that noise.