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Even his doctors are full of it

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Absaroka@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Those are two different measurements.

    He’s six foot.

    And he’s three inches.

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And he’s three inches.

      On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.

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  • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

    Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

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    • StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m 6’3 225 and I can assure you, I’m not nearly that fat. Brody is pushing 270 EASY.

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      • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        As someone who has also been 6’3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

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      • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Pilling on, am 6’4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I’d have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I’m down in the 210’s with still a little more to go.

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      • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m 6’3 and I wasn’t that fat pushing 300lb.

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      • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?

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      • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.

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      • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        There’s no way he’s 100kg.

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’d fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.

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  • bunkyprewster@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.

    Source: am doctor

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    • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣

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      • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You mean this guy isn’t the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can’t even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

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    • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dear god, what have I missed NOW

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      • 3laws@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt doctor or a completed fake one in his first run for president.

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    • witten@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Trump’s outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We have to stop reporting on Trump lies like they’re shocking.

    Yeah dude, the lying liar lied.

    Literally every time this dude opens his mouth he is either lying or spewing hate. Sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, so will Trump lie.

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    • MrVilliam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I disagree. When we stop pointing out the lies that the lying liar tells, we are complicit in him getting away with the lies. A shitload of people aren’t really paying much attention. Those people might believe his lies if they’re not seeing anybody pointing out that what he’s saying is a lie.

      Honestly, I’d rather see it pointed out even more what a fucking liar he is. I want the media to stop saying “falsely states” and other bullshit soft language, and then let it go to fucking trial and beat him if he tries to sue for slander/libel. It’s a fucking disgrace that they’re not only choosing to not do this, but they’re settling when he claims that they’re factual reporting on him is defamation or election interference. But honestly, at this point, I won’t be satisfied until he’s in a stockade and getting pelted by overpriced eggs.

      Eggs.

      Eggs.

      Eggs.

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      • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I never said stop reporting, I said stop acting surprised. I don’t want them to stop talking about it, I just want them to be honest about it and say “Trump lied about this today” instead of “the Trump white house thinks…”

        I just want them to call a spade a spade instead of acting like it’s not

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    • Auzy@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We shouldn’t even call him Trump anymore. Gives him too much attention

      Call him only by his number: 45 or 47

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I can’t even bring myself to capitalize the t in trump. Or the m in musk, for that matter (or the n in nazi). It just implies a modicum of respect.

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How fucking terrible do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he’s really soft or he wouldn’t care. And wouldn’t get so reactionary/easily triggered.

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Soft sack of shit

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Malignant narcissist out of ten

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Might be 6’3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.

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    • Zentron@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      To quote an old post “there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing”

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      • Zikeji@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.

        And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.

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      • Mini@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The whole time feels amazing, if you’re a spectator

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, I was gonna say whatever is going on with his spine might be hiding a few inches. You’d be amazed how many inches you can lose to curvature without looking like Quasimodo.

      But I doubt he was ever 6’3”. That sounds like a number he picked years ago because someone he hates is 6’2”.

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        What spine?

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      • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        he always look like has a humpback though. him using lifts, and a girdle gives him a very awkward stance.

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    • raoulduke85@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Much shorter when he visits the gallows.

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      • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        i think if hes too heavy, he would break the gallows before he can get hung from it.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    doctors’ always measure my weight, but just take my word for height

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    • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Same. I can’t recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP tho both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.

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      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        My doctor’s office measured my height along with my weight last year. First time I remember since I’ve been an adult. I’m an old white woman and apparently I’ve lost an inch.

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    • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They measured my height the last few times I was in for a physical.

      I think it’s because I’ve reached the age where they want to see if I’ve started to shrink.

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    • HonorableScythe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My primary care takes my height and weight every time I go in and I’m well below the age where people start to shrink.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mine uses the most recent height measurement that they took and check every few years. They check weight regularly though.

      Driver’s licence office takes whatever I tell them. Last tien I told them I was losing weight and they used my target weight. Might be accurate at some point before it expires in a few years!

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  • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Im not sayTrump is 6’3*, he’s clearly not. I myself have shrunk over an inch and I’m younger than him by a generation. But people don’t always measure the same, or try to. I have a friend who is 6’1" who swears he’s 5’11". He never stands up straight. At my tallest I was 5’11 3/4" and you better believe I was giving my measurements all I could hoping I’d get to 6’. My guess is Trump once was 6’3", has shrunk to just a little over 6’, and Newsom is probably closer to 6’4". But without putting a measuring tape to them, what the hell do any of us know?

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah I don’t really give a fuck about Trump’s height tbh, but you can see by their shadows that Newsom is walking slightly in front and the lens could be affecting our perspectives.

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    • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My money would be on Trump only ever being 5’11. Obama was 6’1 and Trump was still several inches shorter.

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    • parody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Rewarding sanity in these not sane times with this small vote up

      This is important if we’re gonna poke fun, so we know whether to defend the “fact” sarcastically or not

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    • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There’s absolutely no way the difference between newsom and trump in that pic is 3”

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      • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Trump also has on lifts. Look at the difference in sole thickness.

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hello fellow 5’11 3/4-er. I gave up on it a while ago. At least even the thinnest shoes put me over 6’0.

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      • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’ve shrunk a bit but I can still get to 6’ with any good pair of shoes or boots. I’ve also figured out height doesn’t matter nearly as much as confidence. I have less of the former these days, but way more of the latter.

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  • Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And Trump wears those weird lift shoes all the time as well

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Probably a specially-designed hat lift too, it’s one more place to gain the appearance of height. I bet there was even a meeting about it with adults who took it very seriously.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    maybe he was 6’3" in the 80s and has been in denial since

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  • ALilOff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When has his doctors not been full of it.

    Trump draft dodging

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.

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    • easily3667@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Traitor implies he’s changed his allegiance. You just never liked his allegiance but didn’t realize.

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      • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        This is possibly true. He seemed more left leaning as the mayor of San Francisco, and I didn’t realize he was actually a chameleon.

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How much is it in normal units?

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      27.25 Big Mac’s.

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    • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      About 190

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        192 cm to be exact. I only know this as I am that height.

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    • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      About 143 kilos

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  • notarobot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

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  • cyphear@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Trunk reminds me of Charlie Sheen. Trump is always"winning", hangs out with pornstars, and his ego is so inflated that Freud would quit doing cocaine. Trump needs to be treated like Reagan was. Like, when the secret service would place leaves in the pool. But, in this case, give him a room with a camera and tell him that he matters. But it broadcasts to nobody.

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Melania is 5”’11” (180.34 cm) so this might just be a matter of perspective.

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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why is this giving clown wearing a hat with a suit?

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Who cares though?

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    See? Same hight. Even the plane is 6 foot 3

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  • jabeez@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

    And Elmo is 6’2, something sure seems off, can’t believe the compulsive liar would lie about that tho

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  • DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lol his shoes definitely add an inch.

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    hes shrinking from being overweight, and always slumping over.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The hat adds like two inches

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  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    the doctor was USN. those were six-yes-sir-feet-and-three-yes-sir-inches-sir-yes-sir.

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