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- Comment on It's Lemm.ee's last weekend. Thanks to Sunaurus and the other admins for keeping this place going while y'all could! See everyone around the fediverse. 4 weeks ago:
Get lost, punk, or I’ll tell mum.
- Comment on It's Lemm.ee's last weekend. Thanks to Sunaurus and the other admins for keeping this place going while y'all could! See everyone around the fediverse. 4 weeks ago:
No, you won’t.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 4 weeks ago:
Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.
- Comment on It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true 4 weeks ago:
Ewww, I’m not eating my own. Anybody else got any to spare?
- Comment on Restricted data once again leaked on War Thunder forums 5 weeks ago:
Really? Sweet, I’ve got all the parts for one of those but no idea how to put them together!!
- Comment on Only app I need 5 weeks ago:
I remember that on my LG viewty I had to download and then run some form of a file to turn the screen white for it to have a torch.
And the first time I ran it I was all “omg, this is amazing. What will they think of next!?!!” - Comment on 10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo 5 weeks ago:
I bought the game about 6 months after it was released and I had over 3000 hours in that game before I stopped playing a few years back.
The first 1200+ hours was in Snowday alone, and I doubt I’ll ever have as much fun in a video game than I did in that mode. I started to play all the modes plus the steam workshop mods (for hundreds of hours) just to get better car control to play Snowday.
Unfortunately at the end it was all competitive and it had started to be more of a chore than fun but I stand by those first thousands of hours at the most fun I’ve ever had.Hell, most of the time even the losing part of Snowday was enjoyable when playing against and with the right people.
- Comment on No Kings Protest, USA, 2025 1 month ago:
I’ve been giving you yanks some grief about not doing anything about the treasonous tangerine but I’ve got to say watching that video was quite heartening. Keep it up everyone!!
- Comment on Share the load? 1 month ago:
What’s tatas, precious?
- Comment on Alternatively 1 month ago:
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!! - Comment on Microbiota 1 month ago:
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 1 month ago:
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 1 month ago:
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
- Comment on Helpful graph for the Titanic 1 month ago:
If we are being fair then the 2023 deaths were quite butthole-ish.
- Comment on 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Jonathan Joss Fatally Shot in Texas 1 month ago:
Didn’t you know that you can catch ‘the gay’ just by being in the same vicinity?
A workmate of mine is gay and I can’t be in the same room as him…and his chiselled jaw! And his toned hunky physique without feeling all giddy inside. He’s obviously using his hat magic on me!!!
I wonder what he’s doing right now? Do you think he’s thinking about me?Anyways, yeah, gay magic is contagious!!
- Comment on So close! 1 month ago:
Agreed. I always cover myself in motor oil before I flambé my crêpes suzette!!
- Comment on Delicious 1 month ago:
Top Secret. Jaws: The Revenge. Both from the 80s, and both hilarious…though for entirely different reasons.
- Comment on Delicious 1 month ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Viscous scoundrels 2 months ago:
I’ve been on the internet since it was screechy dial up, and this is the first time I’ve seen it. Ty.
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 2 months ago:
On the negative side now I know I’m not supposed to poop in my hands 😢
- Comment on Life hack 2 months ago:
I did not know this. Thanks!!!
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 2 months ago:
Which is a bit unfair. I’ve not butchered any pigs, and I’ve only ever eaten one or two humans!!
(My autocorrect switched butchered to buggered above. (Un)Luckily (?) I had time to proofread and catch it before posting.
- Comment on >:)> 2 months ago:
“I’m scared, Poncho”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 2 months ago:
She’s always been a hussy 🤤
- Comment on They're unstoppable 2 months ago:
Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I’m, err, going to look for…things? unrelated to this conversation. - Comment on He tried to give you the right answer 2 months ago:
Too busy looking at the penis like me, yeah?
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Right?..right!!! - Comment on Love this 2 months ago:
That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 2 months ago:
I’m a top exec for a very big movie company and I hear you on this. No more Julia Roberts. Got it. Roberts out, Catwoman in. …
Someone get me Michelle Pfeiffer on the phone. I have a great idea, Catwoman as Harry Tubmen.
That’s an Oscar winner, right there. - Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 2 months ago:
Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?
I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 2 months ago:
Fucking casual.
