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- Comment on No Kings Protest, USA, 2025 3 days ago:
I’ve been giving you yanks some grief about not doing anything about the treasonous tangerine but I’ve got to say watching that video was quite heartening. Keep it up everyone!!
- Comment on Share the load? 6 days ago:
What’s tatas, precious?
- Comment on Alternatively 6 days ago:
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!! - Comment on Microbiota 1 week ago:
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 1 week ago:
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 1 week ago:
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
- Comment on Helpful graph for the Titanic 1 week ago:
If we are being fair then the 2023 deaths were quite butthole-ish.
- Comment on 'King of the Hill' Voice Actor Jonathan Joss Fatally Shot in Texas 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t you know that you can catch ‘the gay’ just by being in the same vicinity?
A workmate of mine is gay and I can’t be in the same room as him…and his chiselled jaw! And his toned hunky physique without feeling all giddy inside. He’s obviously using his hat magic on me!!!
I wonder what he’s doing right now? Do you think he’s thinking about me?Anyways, yeah, gay magic is contagious!!
- Comment on So close! 2 weeks ago:
Agreed. I always cover myself in motor oil before I flambé my crêpes suzette!!
- Comment on Delicious 2 weeks ago:
Top Secret. Jaws: The Revenge. Both from the 80s, and both hilarious…though for entirely different reasons.
- Comment on Delicious 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on Viscous scoundrels 3 weeks ago:
I’ve been on the internet since it was screechy dial up, and this is the first time I’ve seen it. Ty.
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 3 weeks ago:
On the negative side now I know I’m not supposed to poop in my hands 😢
- Comment on Life hack 3 weeks ago:
I did not know this. Thanks!!!
- Comment on I'm a bit freaked out 3 weeks ago:
Which is a bit unfair. I’ve not butchered any pigs, and I’ve only ever eaten one or two humans!!
(My autocorrect switched butchered to buggered above. (Un)Luckily (?) I had time to proofread and catch it before posting.
- Comment on >:)> 3 weeks ago:
“I’m scared, Poncho”
- Comment on They're unstoppable 4 weeks ago:
She’s always been a hussy 🤤
- Comment on They're unstoppable 4 weeks ago:
Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I’m, err, going to look for…things? unrelated to this conversation. - Comment on He tried to give you the right answer 4 weeks ago:
Too busy looking at the penis like me, yeah?
…
Right?..right!!! - Comment on Love this 4 weeks ago:
That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 4 weeks ago:
I’m a top exec for a very big movie company and I hear you on this. No more Julia Roberts. Got it. Roberts out, Catwoman in. …
Someone get me Michelle Pfeiffer on the phone. I have a great idea, Catwoman as Harry Tubmen.
That’s an Oscar winner, right there. - Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today 5 weeks ago:
Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?
I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost 5 weeks ago:
Fucking casual.
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Never gonna loosen them laces 1 month ago:
- I bought a few pairs of slip in trainers.
Or I use a shoe horn if I have to wear something else. Bending over is for rays of light and harlots!!
- Comment on What a gentleman 1 month ago:
That’s exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.
Anyways, it’s time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won’t know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.
- Comment on Saint > Pope 1 month ago:
Yes, but you’ve forgotten far worse things such as:
The selling of documents to hostile countries.
The alleged ‘wink wink’ Epstein island kiddie fiddling.
And the adjudicated rape stuff.Though, in your defense, there’s so many abhorrent things he’s done that it’s easy to forget most of them!!
- Comment on May the 4th be with you 1 month ago:
Scott, is that you? Call the gang!!
- Comment on Pope 1 month ago:
And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!
- Comment on Literal interpretation 1 month ago:
Vids or it didn’t happen.
