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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chips. Fries are thin pieces of fuck all.
  With a jumbo sausage. Self explanatory.
  Mushy peas. Peas that are mushy.
  And gravy. A sauce made from veggies and/or meats.

  I’m so old I can when a pea mix (chips and peas together) went up from 16 pence to 22 pence. I can’t remember why it went up so much though, I was very young at that time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even his doctors are full of it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  About 143 kilos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The poop psa absolutely no one asked for⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear you.
  Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that’s not possible then the bare minimum I’d suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It’s cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
  Though I personally don’t like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.

  Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It’s a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.

  Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
  No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
  Your arsehole will thank me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Completely agree. And I’m from the UK.

  I’m fucking sick of that fat orange turds criminal bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the important questions.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To agitate the fart in 20 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, I was playing along.

  I’ve also seen pictures of it being spelt in both different ways, and they both looked genuine. No idea if they were or clever fakes though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You spelt that wrong, mate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning. What's wrong honey? Part III⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bah, humbug!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physicists vs Normal People⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too*

  (You asked for this. Asked for it!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At some point, you start to forget how old you are⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Right there with you. I’ve been 27 for a good few years now, before that I was 26 for about 5 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The Marvels’ Meltdown: Disney MCU Seeing Lowest B.O. Opening Ever At $47M+⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t mind the sticky carpets. I don’t mind the shitty seats. I don’t mind other people making certain noises, eating etc. And if a person is looking at their phone then I don’t mind as long as that’s it, just looking.

  What I do mind, what I absolutely cannot abide, what I find completely unacceptable is the person behind knocking my chair. Once or twice when first sitting down, or when getting up to go to toilet etc is fine. But that’s it.
  There is no acceptable reason to keep on doing it. NO REASON.

  “But I get numb and need to fidget.” Then sit behind an empty fucking chair.
  “But I’m freakishly tall.” That’s your problem, but when you continually knock other people’s seats it is not their problem as well. Move to an aisle seat, or sit behind a seat that’s empty.

  "But I (insert any fucking bullshit you want to try to bullshit about here). SIT BEHIND A FUCKING EMPTY SEAT. It’s that fucking simple.