Didn’t you know that you can catch ‘the gay’ just by being in the same vicinity?
A workmate of mine is gay and I can’t be in the same room as him…and his chiselled jaw! And his toned hunky physique without feeling all giddy inside. He’s obviously using his hat magic on me!!!
I wonder what he’s doing right now? Do you think he’s thinking about me?

Anyways, yeah, gay magic is contagious!!