Big beautiful biome
Microbiota
Submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/31195303-dfaf-4268-bfd3-31b3f4aadcc3.jpeg
Comments
Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
“a whole buncha different bacteria in there”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
We’ve got all the best bacteria. Everyone says do.
D_C@lemm.ee 6 days ago
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
RQG@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Time to start a revolution or flee Imo.
Dojan@pawb.social 6 days ago
Kissing isn’t the only thing one should do like the French.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Yeah, no, i can smell that bad news right now.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 days ago
Just call them woke and watch as the conservatives kill off their gut biome
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Woke shitlibs are trying to stop you from boofing bleach to deport foreign gut flora, don’t let them!!
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Ohh 😮 ohhhhh
Okay, everybody get your cash out we’re going to crowdsource a 30 second ad on Fox News.
“Scientists find gut biome bacteria to be extremely diverse. Now we all know that diversity is wrong but you can fix this yourself, because if there’s one thing that those woke bacteria hate, it’s bleach. News at 11”
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Maga on Chinese government censorship: >:(
Maga on American government censorship: :D
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 days ago
“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.
“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”
Zetta@mander.xyz 5 days ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
But there is no propaganda in America
And the streets are paved with cheese!
AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
This is literally happening. Without getting too specific so her job stays safe, my sister works as an ocean researcher for the government. They removed any mention of the word “diversity” and “biodiversity” from their research and so far, they haven’t lost their jobs yet.
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 5 days ago
Why would they get fired if they complied with the fascist demand?
scoobford@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Because of all the DOGE cuts and/or fascist skullduggery.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
heterogeneity
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Took me a while to realise it’s because Trump administration is aggressively scrubbing anything to do with “diversity”
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
easy call it DIEversity as in “as full of almost as many new surprises as a dice roll at your local Trump casino!”
next question
callyral@pawb.social 4 days ago
bacteria? more like woke-eteria
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 days ago
They’ll now have to use the Newspeak word “plentykind”.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
More like Anglish.
quarrk@hexbear.net 5 days ago
Competition
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 5 days ago
My gut got a lotta gay DEI in it
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Well…
guango@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
The D word.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Plethora, cornucopia, various, varied, numerous, multitudinous, and my personal favorite: a metric shit load.
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
**US microbiome researchers
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 days ago
That’s the only country.
Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Eh, if they fund research in other countries they also have to abide by this if they want continued funding.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Oh, the americans don’t do that anymore.