Big beautiful biome
Microbiota
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
“a whole buncha different bacteria in there”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
We’ve got all the best bacteria. Everyone says do.
D_C@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
RQG@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Time to start a revolution or flee Imo.
Dojan@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Kissing isn’t the only thing one should do like the French.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yeah, no, i can smell that bad news right now.
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ohh 😮 ohhhhh
Okay, everybody get your cash out we’re going to crowdsource a 30 second ad on Fox News.
“Scientists find gut biome bacteria to be extremely diverse. Now we all know that diversity is wrong but you can fix this yourself, because if there’s one thing that those woke bacteria hate, it’s bleach. News at 11”
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maga on Chinese government censorship: >:(
Maga on American government censorship: :D
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.
“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”
Zetta@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
But there is no propaganda in America
And the streets are paved with cheese!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Just call them woke and watch as the conservatives kill off their gut biome
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Woke shitlibs are trying to stop you from boofing bleach to deport foreign gut flora, don’t let them!!
AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
This is literally happening. Without getting too specific so her job stays safe, my sister works as an ocean researcher for the government. They removed any mention of the word “diversity” and “biodiversity” from their research and so far, they haven’t lost their jobs yet.
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Why would they get fired if they complied with the fascist demand?
scoobford@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Because of all the DOGE cuts and/or fascist skullduggery.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
heterogeneity
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Took me a while to realise it’s because Trump administration is aggressively scrubbing anything to do with “diversity”
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
easy call it DIEversity as in “as full of almost as many new surprises as a dice roll at your local Trump casino!”
next question
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’ll now have to use the Newspeak word “plentykind”.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
More like Anglish.
callyral@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
bacteria? more like woke-eteria
quarrk@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Competition
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
My gut got a lotta gay DEI in it
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Well…
guango@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The D word.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Plethora, cornucopia, various, varied, numerous, multitudinous, and my personal favorite: a metric shit load.
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
**US microbiome researchers
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s the only country.
Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Eh, if they fund research in other countries they also have to abide by this if they want continued funding.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh, the americans don’t do that anymore.