Big beautiful biome
Microbiota
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
“a whole buncha different bacteria in there”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
We’ve got all the best bacteria. Everyone says do.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
RQG@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Time to start a revolution or flee Imo.
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
Kissing isn’t the only thing one should do like the French.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yeah, no, i can smell that bad news right now.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ohh 😮 ohhhhh
Okay, everybody get your cash out we’re going to crowdsource a 30 second ad on Fox News.
“Scientists find gut biome bacteria to be extremely diverse. Now we all know that diversity is wrong but you can fix this yourself, because if there’s one thing that those woke bacteria hate, it’s bleach. News at 11”
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maga on Chinese government censorship: >:(
Maga on American government censorship: :D
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.
“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”
Zetta@mander.xyz 1 month ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But there is no propaganda in America
And the streets are paved with cheese!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Just call them woke and watch as the conservatives kill off their gut biome
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Woke shitlibs are trying to stop you from boofing bleach to deport foreign gut flora, don’t let them!!
AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This is literally happening. Without getting too specific so her job stays safe, my sister works as an ocean researcher for the government. They removed any mention of the word “diversity” and “biodiversity” from their research and so far, they haven’t lost their jobs yet.
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Why would they get fired if they complied with the fascist demand?
scoobford@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Because of all the DOGE cuts and/or fascist skullduggery.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
heterogeneity
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Took me a while to realise it’s because Trump administration is aggressively scrubbing anything to do with “diversity”
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
easy call it DIEversity as in “as full of almost as many new surprises as a dice roll at your local Trump casino!”
next question
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’ll now have to use the Newspeak word “plentykind”.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
More like Anglish.
callyral@pawb.social 1 month ago
bacteria? more like woke-eteria
quarrk@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Competition
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 1 month ago
My gut got a lotta gay DEI in it
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well…
guango@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The D word.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Plethora, cornucopia, various, varied, numerous, multitudinous, and my personal favorite: a metric shit load.
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
**US microbiome researchers
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
That’s the only country.
Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Eh, if they fund research in other countries they also have to abide by this if they want continued funding.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oh, the americans don’t do that anymore.