Big beautiful biome
Microbiota
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Hereforpron2@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“a whole buncha different bacteria in there”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We’ve got all the best bacteria. Everyone says do.
D_C@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s perfectly ok to use the word diversity in research, and for any reason, in forwards thinking countries.
If your government doesn’t like that word then I’ve got bad news for you…
RQG@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Time to start a revolution or flee Imo.
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
Kissing isn’t the only thing one should do like the French.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah, no, i can smell that bad news right now.
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ohh 😮 ohhhhh
Okay, everybody get your cash out we’re going to crowdsource a 30 second ad on Fox News.
“Scientists find gut biome bacteria to be extremely diverse. Now we all know that diversity is wrong but you can fix this yourself, because if there’s one thing that those woke bacteria hate, it’s bleach. News at 11”
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maga on Chinese government censorship: >:(
Maga on American government censorship: :D
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.
“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”
Zetta@mander.xyz 2 months ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But there is no propaganda in America
And the streets are paved with cheese!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Just call them woke and watch as the conservatives kill off their gut biome
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Woke shitlibs are trying to stop you from boofing bleach to deport foreign gut flora, don’t let them!!
AspieEgg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This is literally happening. Without getting too specific so her job stays safe, my sister works as an ocean researcher for the government. They removed any mention of the word “diversity” and “biodiversity” from their research and so far, they haven’t lost their jobs yet.
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Why would they get fired if they complied with the fascist demand?
scoobford@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Because of all the DOGE cuts and/or fascist skullduggery.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
heterogeneity
Dasus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Took me a while to realise it’s because Trump administration is aggressively scrubbing anything to do with “diversity”
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
easy call it DIEversity as in “as full of almost as many new surprises as a dice roll at your local Trump casino!”
next question
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They’ll now have to use the Newspeak word “plentykind”.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
More like Anglish.
callyral@pawb.social 2 months ago
bacteria? more like woke-eteria
quarrk@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Competition
VibeCoder@hexbear.net 2 months ago
My gut got a lotta gay DEI in it
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Well…
guango@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The D word.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Plethora, cornucopia, various, varied, numerous, multitudinous, and my personal favorite: a metric shit load.
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
**US microbiome researchers
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
That’s the only country.
Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Eh, if they fund research in other countries they also have to abide by this if they want continued funding.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Oh, the americans don’t do that anymore.