TheKMAP
@TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com
- Comment on what should one archive in a fascist regime? 2 weeks ago:
Are you aware of any non American efforts to archive the American internet?
- Comment on How do Americans win their country back? 2 weeks ago:
Eat shit.
This post is about recovery, not abandonment. Letting America fall will have global repercussions. Instructing us to give up is not helpful.
- Comment on why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest? 3 weeks ago:
So it’s not sheer quantity of nerves but it’s also the different types? Cool.
And the nose has a lower standard for “move across” and injury?
I wanna see your TP tier list. I have a bidet at home, but I also have weird/random allergies that give me diarrhea so if I’m eating random stuff outside, and poop more than twice a day, I have real bad time.
Thanks for the post. This is the kind of niche shit I love.
- Comment on How are scammers getting my email address? 3 weeks ago:
Could just be bad luck, dude. I have a bunch of emails that I never use for anything, just forwards to my main. One of them is spammed constantly. It wasn’t breached, I never signed up for anything using it.
- Comment on So bad it was actually entertaining 4 weeks ago:
Ed Debevic’s!
- Comment on California’s new law forces digital stores to admit you’re just licensing content, not buying it 1 month ago:
Far-cry-blood-dragon-wave
- Comment on Anon shares his dating preferences 1 month ago:
It’s always possible the friends were in the same league as OP
- Comment on Anon shares his dating preferences 1 month ago:
You said “not” twice, so…
- Comment on Is martial arts really that useful? 1 month ago:
That shit was hilarious. Thanks for posting. One freaking glove, dude.
- Comment on Anon tries to flirt 2 months ago:
Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan
- Comment on This Google Photos popup 2 months ago:
Oops I installed Google photos and now my Gmail is full. Sooo dumb.
- Comment on How do you rank sums of single-digit numbers ? 4 months ago:
1+2=3 is so S-tier that it should ignore your rule and be included anyway.
- Comment on What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen? 4 months ago:
This guy Hitlers
- Comment on What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen? 4 months ago:
M&Ms
United States
Military History the United States during World War II
Adolf Hitler
- Comment on What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen? 4 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Had to click in order to view the spoiler, so not really 😜
- Comment on I put my number in a secure form for a trusted bank and immediately got spammed 4 months ago:
There is malware that only captures traffic when visiting banking websites.
- Comment on Ticketmaster breach, beaches in general 4 months ago:
That’s some slimy ass wording.
Snowflake’s position is that the customers fucked up and didn’t secure their shit correctly.
Then TicketMaster says the unauthorized access happened on something “hosted by a third party” as if it’s Snowflake’s fault LMAO
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
My opinion is more nuanced than that and if you don’t see it, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it’s because you are facing a literal existential crisis because half the American government wants you dead. It’s very easy to lash out and take extreme stances when backed into a comer like this - it’s part of why I urged you to pick better battles so that you don’t alienate your allies.
I was pretty clear about Rowling being a piece of shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Do you pay taxes? Guess you love Nazis. Pieces of shit are everywhere and it’s not possible to boycott them all. Yes, this game is a luxury. Yes, you can still be a good person if you buy it.
Given Rowling’s existing wealth and influence I think the world is better off with the game than without it. It’s not like this marginal increase in money will allow her to create a disproportionate amount of hate she is not already doing. You are why people make fun of cancel culture. If you want allyship you should pick better battles. It’s possible to be intolerant of intolerance and still purchase this game.
And I say this as someone who never liked Harry Potter and thought the game was average (way too easy except for the very last boss fight).
- Comment on Cannabis 5 months ago:
What’s wrong with the definition about being able to make fertile offspring?
- Comment on if you had to choose one 6 months ago:
There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.
And when men say “what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death”, that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don’t understand the constant threat women are under.
- Comment on Anon moves on 6 months ago:
It’s understandable to want bad thing to happen to bad people. But where I lost empathy for OOP was when he got sad about her banging a bunch of dudes long after the breakup. It implies he feels like she belongs to him forever, or something.
- Comment on Vanguard takes screenshots of your PC every time you play a game 6 months ago:
I’ll take that bet. Even a standard S3 bucket is “encrypted”.
- Comment on If I sign up on a hot air balloon ride and there is bad weather can I get my money back? 6 months ago:
Usually in situations like this you might be able to schedule it super far in advance, and then maybe a week later call and cancel to get a refund due to “unrelated reasons”
- Comment on Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit? 6 months ago:
twitter.com/…/1783213977905844320?s=19
That user does not appear to be reliable. They were also advertising a zero click iPhone exploit and got banned.
- Comment on I can’t see anything other than cockring 6 months ago:
There’s a third
- Comment on Food Delivery Apps: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 7 months ago:
And what did the “customers” say after you told em it’s a DoorDash problem? (I argue your customer is DoorDash since they ordered the food, but I recognize that user might mistakenly rate your restaurant poorly on an app outside of DoorDash - who cares if they rate you poorly on DoorDash, you don’t want this non censensual business anyway right?)
Do we really need to design a system that takes into account the fact that users blame the wrong thing? How is this any different than dealing with people of average intelligence who Karen about other random stuff that isn’t your fault? They’re dumb. Put on your customer voice and tell them kindly to fuck off. Even if you did have a partnership with DoorDash, the delivery is still not your fault so they were still wrong to call you. It is your fault if you finished making the food too early though. In-person customers, not just DoorDash, rely on your pickup time to be accurate. If I’m on time and my food is cold cuz you finished early, imma be pissed.
DoorDash lets you rate the driver separate from the food, and a reasonable person knows that the driver doesn’t work for the restaurant and therefore the only way it’s the restaurant’s fault is if the food isn’t placed on the pickup counter while it’s hot or wasn’t decently packaged to stay decently hot for fifteen minutes for someone to get home and eat it. Everything else: anticipating cook times so that a driver accepts the job and arrived at the restaurant on time, is on DoorDash.
- Comment on Food Delivery Apps: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 7 months ago:
Rewatched the whole video just for you. What abuse? Rewarding drivers for being quick? Why is it DoorDash’s fault if you run a red light?
- Comment on Food Delivery Apps: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 7 months ago:
This isn’t DoorDash specific tho. This is every publicly traded company. You’re complaining about lobbying, not DoorDash