Real and straight.
Anon didn’t have sex.
Anon shoots some hoops
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 5 months ago
babybus@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Straight? Anon didn’t miss because he didn’t want to have sex with a woman.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Fake: Anon is attracted to girls and any girl is attracted to Annon
Gay: Anon is very gay
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Circular reasoning fallacy
answersplease77@lemmy.world 5 months ago
circular nut sucking is gay thus anon is gay
nomous@lemmy.world 5 months ago
r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I will appeal to the authority of deez nuts
nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Why would those girls set him up to fail? Flip the bet; date if you score.
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Because she actually wants to go on the date and it’s easier to miss on purpose than guarantee for sure getting it? Idk, it’s awkward af but kids are awkward and there’s all kinds of dumb gender stuff tied up in girls asking boys out directly so it’s forgivable imo.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
OK, I put a lot of thought into this, and here’s what I’ve concluded.
When the girls came up to anon and suggested the bet, he should have said: “Sorry, ladies, I can’t take that bet. See, whenever I do something, I give it 100%. So when I’m on the court, I’m being true and faithful to the sport of basketball. And the one thing I can’t do…” (he locks eyes with the girl he likes) “…the ONE thing I can’t do is be unfaithful.” (he gives his best boyish grin, then goes and makes the dunk.)
Atlas_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s way too wordy.
Go make the dunk. Give her a moment of disappointment, then come back and say. “I don’t miss dunks, or dates. How about [local restaurant] at 6?”
Then you 1. Don’t miss a dunk in front of the boys and show your principles. 2. Get the date. 3. Let her save face - you’re not going on a date with her because you lost a bet, but rather because you like her.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Way too much planning. Go do a dunk, and get on the floor. Everyone do the dinosaur
superkret@feddit.org 5 months ago
x00z@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You forgot the “tips fedora” part.
AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
This is the kind of clueless shit I would’ve done back in college. I can’t dunk, but I was just as good as anon at being completely oblivious.
mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It would have been the first dunk Ive made all day and I would be chuffed as fuck I made it. Only 10 years later j would have realised I fucked up
oce@jlai.lu 5 months ago
Anon is strong and independent, he doesn’t need to appear clumsy to attract sympathy.
Faresh@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
[deleted]Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
“And if I make it, she has to take me on a date”
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
:::spoiler spoiler Your partner should be happy to see you succeed. Subjecting yourself to failure in order to please someone, particularly a trifling-ass rando, is denial and devaluation of the self. Tell her to miss a dunk and see how she handles it. Worst case scenario, she dunks so hard that you end up pregnant. Is it worth the gamble? Not for me to answer, that’s between you and god.
TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Anon avoids double embarrassment of missing a dunk and having the girls go “SIKE”
Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
He should have refused to elaborate.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dunk Maintain eye contact High-five the boys Walk away
sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
oh anon
tryagain@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
This one made me wince
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn’t go out on a date with a girl
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Well, obviously gay. He preferred impressing the boys over the girls.