BenFranklinsDick
@BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world
- Comment on An Update from PlayStation Studios (Neon Koi and Firewalk Studios are closing) 6 days ago:
- Comment on Anon takes their dog for a walk 6 days ago:
Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.
- Comment on Anon is battle-hardened 6 days ago:
BONESAW BONESAW
- Comment on Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Review Thread 6 days ago:
What? You’re in the minority here. DA2 is known as one of the most notoriously bad sequels ever made.
It was obviously made under extreme time constraints, as well as by a different team due to EA meddling.
It is a blatantly unfinished game that had good ideas that didn’t get enough time in the oven.
- Comment on Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Review Thread 6 days ago:
Dragon Age 2 is a bad game
- Comment on Anon accidentally messages his mom 1 week ago:
Odds on his mom being fat?
Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Venom: The Last Dance’ Laps Up $22 Million Opening Day — Down From Previous Entries 1 week ago:
Does the symbiote fuck anyone?
Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Beware 1 week ago:
Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.
- Comment on You'd better 1 week ago:
Why did you censor that?
- Comment on Make a believer out of you 2 weeks ago:
Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?
- Comment on spoopy costumes 3 weeks ago:
My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.
His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.
- Comment on No longer dating 4 weeks ago:
Dead bedroom confirmed
- Comment on I'd also wear this VLC media player costume 4 weeks ago:
Where can I buy a cone costume?
- Comment on Anon gets a lesson in genetics 5 weeks ago:
Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
- Comment on Anon tries to impress a girl 5 weeks ago:
Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.
- Comment on Anon hangs out at the gym 1 month ago:
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 1 month ago:
To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.
- Comment on I'm cumming 1 month ago:
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
- Comment on Anon meets a good man 1 month ago:
John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.
- Comment on Consume shitpost and get excited for next shitposts 2 months ago:
I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.
- Comment on Anon is suspicious 3 months ago:
We’re in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.
We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.
- Comment on Evo 2024 highlights (feel free to share your own!) 3 months ago:
Happy Chaos main spotted
- Comment on Evo 2024 highlights (feel free to share your own!) 3 months ago:
Great writeup man.
Thank FUCK Happy Chaos didn’t win again.
- Comment on Funding 3 months ago:
PBF still coming out with bangers is always a pleasant surprise.
- Comment on Anon prepares for a flood 3 months ago:
Where do you think we are? We’re in a 4chan screenshot community.
That’s like being mad that you saw poop in a scat fetish forum.
- Comment on Anon prepares for a flood 3 months ago:
Why did you censor that?
- Comment on Is my girlfriend gaslighting me? 3 months ago:
Girl is crazy and you’re telling him that him being RATIONAL is problematic? Get the fuck out of here.
- Comment on Under da sea 4 months ago:
He’s leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
- Comment on cat waves 4 months ago:
FULLY DRAWN CAT BUTTHOLE
- Comment on Anon plays Banjo Kazooie 4 months ago:
Grunty is a BABE
