BenFranklinsDick
@BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon visits Alabama 2 weeks ago:
What’s with the fucked up font? Shit’s off-putting.
- Comment on Goku 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t Goku get btfo by a heart virus?
- Comment on I am a very liberal person and I have very liberal children, except for one. I'm pretty sure my Gen Z son has been taken in by fascist doctrine. What can I get him for Christmas? 4 weeks ago:
So hiking is fascist now?
- Comment on Anon shoots some hoops 4 weeks ago:
Real and straight.
Anon didn’t have sex.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
2 month old account with almost no community participation whatsoever.
It’s absurd to ask for mod privileges like that.
- Comment on He may be a cat, but he's also a dawg 4 weeks ago:
He used to have one too
- Comment on From moms pov 4 weeks ago:
Isn’t this an actual proper use of the POV format though?
- Comment on ‘Gladiator 2’ Reviews Are In, And Better Than ‘Gladiator’ 5 weeks ago:
Its RT score is under Gladiator now.
- Comment on Anons discuss PC vs console gaming 5 weeks ago:
My brother got our PS3 confiscated for a year because he left bangbros open and forgot to turn the ps3 off, just the TV. Parents found out after we came home from church.
I’m STILL pissed. I was in a MAG clan and when I got it back the game was dead.
- Comment on An Update from PlayStation Studios (Neon Koi and Firewalk Studios are closing) 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon takes their dog for a walk 1 month ago:
Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.
- Comment on Anon is battle-hardened 1 month ago:
BONESAW BONESAW
- Comment on Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Review Thread 1 month ago:
What? You’re in the minority here. DA2 is known as one of the most notoriously bad sequels ever made.
It was obviously made under extreme time constraints, as well as by a different team due to EA meddling.
It is a blatantly unfinished game that had good ideas that didn’t get enough time in the oven.
- Comment on Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Review Thread 1 month ago:
Dragon Age 2 is a bad game
- Comment on Anon accidentally messages his mom 1 month ago:
Odds on his mom being fat?
Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Venom: The Last Dance’ Laps Up $22 Million Opening Day — Down From Previous Entries 1 month ago:
Does the symbiote fuck anyone?
Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Beware 1 month ago:
Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.
- Comment on You'd better 1 month ago:
Why did you censor that?
- Comment on Make a believer out of you 2 months ago:
Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?
- Comment on spoopy costumes 2 months ago:
My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.
His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.
- Comment on No longer dating 2 months ago:
Dead bedroom confirmed
- Comment on I'd also wear this VLC media player costume 2 months ago:
Where can I buy a cone costume?
- Comment on Anon gets a lesson in genetics 2 months ago:
Fake and gay. Anon had sex.
- Comment on Anon tries to impress a girl 2 months ago:
Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.
- Comment on Anon hangs out at the gym 3 months ago:
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
- Comment on Anon boots up a game 3 months ago:
To be fair, the first 3 hours of Indigo Prophecy are absolute kino.
- Comment on I'm cumming 3 months ago:
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
- Comment on Anon meets a good man 3 months ago:
John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.
- Comment on Consume shitpost and get excited for next shitposts 4 months ago:
I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.
- Comment on Anon is suspicious 4 months ago:
We’re in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.
We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.
