Robert downy wears black face. People still love him.
John goodman wears a kkk hood, people love him.
I fuck one goat…
Anon meets a good man
Submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Podunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ew. Goat fucker.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Was the blackface tastetul? How were the lips, were they funny?
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
As tasteful as Lawrence Ollivier in Othello
bamfic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or couch
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wait, what movie was Goodman in KKK?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
O Brother, where art thou?
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Never the goat
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had a similar experience, except I said “you’re the guy from Big Lebowski!” and he said yep and then smashed my car windows with a crowbar.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That wasn’t Goodman, that was Freeman.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I just wanna let him know that I liked Speed Racer and thought it was a fun and unique movie.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
John Goodman once gave me cocaine at a bar near the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, and none of my coworkers were there to see it so they didn’t believe me.
halvar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I once run out of toilet paper and the store didn’t have any, but in the parking lot I bumped into John Goodman and without a word spoken he handed me over a package of toilet paper. Really nice guy.
Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 months ago
I saw John Goodman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Really?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
An ex met Keanu Reeves on an airplane when she was ten and said he was very kind and gave her his autograph. I hope both of these men remain awesome and no awful secrets come out to damage my appreciation for their being good dudes.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, he’s not John Doucheman.
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It is an awesome life experience when the “Never Meet Your Heroes” saying does not apply!
kandoh@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I thought he was an alcoholic
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Not everyone is an asshole when they’re drunk.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I am very fortunate in that I love to drink and alcohol makes me happy and friendly and silly. I have the potential to embarrass myself but almost no risk of terminating a friendship.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not everyone is an asshole whenever they’re drunk.
FTFY
Psythik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My brother’s first roommate was an alcoholic. First time I saw him sober it completely caught me off guard cause he was so much fun to be around when he was drunk.
I hope he got the help he needs.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So? Some of the best men I have known were alcoholics.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
can be a fun drunk
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would enjoy a couple hundred bucks right now
WhoPutDisHere@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I’ve met him a couple of times. Shook my hand once. I’ve got some pretty big hands, but his completely overtook mine. Left a decent amount of sweat behind. Worth it.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months ago
When I lived in New Jersey, I’d sometimes visit my sister in NYC and usually we’d hit up a comedy club. One time, Jim Gaffigan wandered in and did 10 minutes, totally killed it.
During his set, he mentions that he’s a regular person and just wants to be treated the same way we’d treat any of our friends. I gave him a high five as he exited near my table.
A couple weeks later, I see him walking down the street, I say “hey Jim!” And he responds “hey…” like he was confused why he didn’t know me. The next time I saw him randomly on the street, I asked if we’re still on for lunch on Tuesday. He stopped walking and asked “what?” I kept waking and shouted, “great! See you on Tuesday!”
The following Tuesday, I made no attempt to see Jim Gaffigan for lunch the same way I would for any friend who didn’t give me their number or make a true attempt to confirm plans.
After my dad died, I moved back to Texas and haven’t seen Jim Gaffigan since. So now I talk shit about about him behind his back like I would for any unreliable friend.
Tldr: had three brief interactions with Jim Gaffigan, dude is incredibly patient and pleasant. 10/10, would invite him to lunch and not show up again cuz he’s an unreliable asshole of a friend.
Dhs92@programming.dev 2 months ago
What a rollercoaster
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Reading ops comment was an experience to be sure.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
you gotta earn the friendship first like any other
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
OMG, a gem! I love it when I run into awesome shit posts like this. Thank you!
dariusj18@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In want this to be true and I want Jim Gaffigan to read it and say, “Now it makes sense.”
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 months ago
The good news is that it’s true—if you hang around the trendy yet modest parts of NYC that my sister used to frequent, you’ll run into a crazy number of celebrities
Whether Jim remembers or cares, who knows.
I like to think that he occasionally reminds his agent about that time they dropped the ball for that Tuesday lunch.