misterundercoat
@misterundercoat@lemmy.world
- Comment on NEW JOB! 2 weeks ago:
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guy are getting responses?
- Comment on Star Wars Outlaws have Season pass + EA + Locked content at launch for Premium 4 weeks ago:
This might be a part of a new marketing strategy wherein they tease this ridiculous price, only to reduce it after “fan backlash.”
Or maybe not. Maybe they thing people are dumb enough to buy it.
Doesn’t matter, either way this game is DBA for me. Only way to stop this is to stop paying for it.
- Comment on YUCK! 5 weeks ago:
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
- Comment on There is one uncleared level remaining in Super Mario Maker, with 18 days to go before the servers shut down 1 month ago:
That’s nice but do they hold the world record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito?
- Comment on Let's improve the quality! 1 month ago:
- Comment on thr perfect body 1 month ago:
Reject humanity. Return to crab
- Comment on This is $87 worth of shopping. Please feel free to use the space below to critique my purchases 1 month ago:
Coulda bought 8 of these instead, just sayin’
- Comment on Anon opines on a clown named Ronald 2 months ago:
An old lady refused to retire before she died so now cops can stop me if they suspect I’m pregnant.
- Comment on Useful information 2 months ago:
Do you ever stop and think about the fact that you can travel in one direction West or East and go forever, but you can’t go North or South forever.
- Comment on Get to work, crackheads 3 months ago:
Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities… thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of succesful human trasmutation.
- Comment on Anon is a favorite angel 3 months ago:
Sorry, kid. The game was rigged from the start.
- Comment on Creamy centres 3 months ago:
Nah they have gills, silly
- Comment on BIG GEOLOGY 4 months ago:
If we just go around shooting cancer cells, we’ll end up with bullet-resistant super-cancers.
- Comment on FEDiverse 4 months ago:
Don’t sleep on Billy O.
drag
Don’t ever sleep on Billy O.
- Comment on The Outer Worlds: Spacer's Choice Edition | Free on Epic Game 4 months ago:
I’d like to thank all the teenagers who used their mom’s credit cards to buy Fortnite skins so I can enjoy free GTA V, Control, Star Wars Battlefront, and now this game.
- Comment on Apparently Beverly Hills Cop 4 is happening 4 months ago:
Eddie Murphy: I like money
- Comment on New interpretation of an old meme 4 months ago:
The cat should be Mace Windu
- Comment on Serious Putty 6 months ago:
No one:
This joke:
Mfw this joke: 🤣🤣🤣
~made with mematic~
- Comment on The Florida man strikes again 6 months ago:
Pretty sure I saw this in Fallout 3
- Comment on This is the way 7 months ago:
The problem is that I did the first three just before bedtime
- Comment on Flashback - Mark Zuckerberg on billionaires: 'No one deserves to have that much money' 7 months ago:
I don’t know if I’d say “earn” so much as “amass”
- Comment on Get woke 7 months ago:
Look into the orb long enough, and the orb will graciously unburden you from sight, because you have done all the seeing. Very efficient.
- Comment on Can I replace my shower controls? 8 months ago:
Real talk OP: From your post and comments it’s pretty clear that you don’t have much plumbing experience. There are a lot of things that can go wrong with replacing a shower valve.
If this is your main bath, this is not the job to learn on. Especially if you don’t have any shutoff valves between your main and the shower. If you run into something unexpected during the repair, and you’d be stuck with all your water shut off while you wait for a plumber, and then you’re also paying emergency rates.
As it is now, you have all the time in the world to consult plumbers and compare estimates. With your water shut off and your shower broken, your options will shrink really fast.
If getting into home improvement is something you’re interested in, and this is a spare bathroom you can afford to be out of commission for an indefinite period, and it won’t require your main valve to be shut off, then by all means give it a try. But expect there to be surprises and fuckups as part of the learning process.
- Comment on Research funded by Big Neck Pain 8 months ago:
When two feathers like to get down, know what I’m sayin?
- Comment on Shopping at Target 8 months ago:
Yeah, don’t expect me to pay Target prices if I’m getting the Wal-Mart experience.
- Comment on Tale as old as time 8 months ago:
“LeVar Burton: The new Spock” 👀
- Comment on PC Game Recommendation for a Broken Arm? 8 months ago:
Civ
- Comment on PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS 9 months ago:
Reminds me of the headlines trend a few years ago when Millenials were killing everything.
- Comment on Shrodinger’s Megamind 9 months ago:
You are correct in thinking that there would be an infinite subset of universes where humans never evolved. However, there would also be a much smaller, but still infinite, subset of universes where humans did evolve. And there would be a muuuuuch smaller, but still infinite, subset of universes where the history of the universe and all of human history transpired exactly as it did in our universe, up until the point it diverged with the necessary changes in order to be relevant to the plot of the movie. That tiny tiny tiny subset is the only thing we talk about in movies, because otherwise it would be too confusing for general audiences. Hope this helps.