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YUCK!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • TIMMAY@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      why is this so amazing

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      • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Because Hugh Neutron is the man

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cover the discs with the mutilated ovaries of flowers and then maybe add some bee vomit if I feel like it

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  • RandomStickman@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cover my wheat discs with tree syrup and solid cow syrup

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I like my cow syrup airy

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      • Addv4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No reason you couldn’t have a cylinder of airy cow syrup on the side.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who the fuck puts solidified jizz on their pancakes???!

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      • RandomStickman@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Look at this weirdo who don't put solid jizz on their pancakes

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I nut on mine

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  • misterundercoat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.

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    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Negative zone it is

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I only cover mine with the solidified fata of cow juice.

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    • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      (soap)

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  • justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eat them dry while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from…

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😷

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives

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    • Wilzax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup

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      • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cover mine with bee vomit syrup.

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  • Splatterphace@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But the Negative Zone is where he gets the wheat discs!

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you’ve established they’re not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.

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  • Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they’re clearly the killer.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if they were compact discs?

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The obvious answer is to use the wheat discs like ninja stars, then capture them flying on tape so you can claim it is an alien UFO and become rich.

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  • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    cough syrup on pancakes sounds amazing

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only if you are sick (literally and mentally)

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!

    Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s

    For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Make their respective national legislative power make a comission to investigate this waiter’s crimes against me… cough, aghem, humanity, then a second comission of truth and reconsiliation to find the extent of his crimes to me and other costumers, to find adequate compensation and to clarify who is victim, then an according criminal trial with resulting life in prison.

    So may world be at pease again.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Plot twist: all the options are corn syrup (including the Negative Zone).

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    may i join him in the negative zone

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  • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Peanuts butter!!!

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You spell Yumm wrong. Silly

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pancakes with Vegemite and too much butter is something Americans should try.

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    • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How much butter is too much?

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Put on a reasonable amount then add more. Basically you want to look at it and feel a little guilty you just put that much butter on something.

        When you put it on pancakes with real butter you get the sweetness from the pancakes, the decadent fatty richness from the borderline excessive butter, the heavy umami and salt from the vegemite… its great.

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  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Roll for hunger.

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