I cover the discs with the mutilated ovaries of flowers and then maybe add some bee vomit if I feel like it
YUCK!
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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nifty@lemmy.world 8 months ago
RandomStickman@kbin.run 8 months ago
I cover my wheat discs with tree syrup and solid cow syrup
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I like my cow syrup airy
Addv4@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No reason you couldn’t have a cylinder of airy cow syrup on the side.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Who the fuck puts solidified jizz on their pancakes???!
RandomStickman@kbin.run 8 months ago
Look at this weirdo who don't put solid jizz on their pancakes
idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I nut on mine
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
I only eat wheat hypercylinders with embedded cubic vacuousnesses.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Negative zone it is
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
I only cover mine with the solidified fata of cow juice.
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
(soap)
justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Eat them dry while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 8 months ago
If tree syrup comes from trees, and corn syrup comes from corn, cough syrup must come from…
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
😷
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The stuff you think is tree syrup is actually also corn syrup but with additives
Wilzax@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Actual maple syrup is not corn syrup
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Go check the labels on the stuff being sold as maple syrup
scytale@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I cover mine with bee vomit syrup.
Splatterphace@lemm.ee 8 months ago
But the Negative Zone is where he gets the wheat discs!
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pocket everything, plan on banishing the waiter once you’ve established they’re not a core element of the narrative. Check GameFaqs.
Gabu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I banish them to the Columbo dimension, as they’re clearly the killer.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
What if they were compact discs?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
The obvious answer is to use the wheat discs like ninja stars, then capture them flying on tape so you can claim it is an alien UFO and become rich.
noxy@yiffit.net 8 months ago
cough syrup on pancakes sounds amazing
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Only if you are sick (literally and mentally)
AA5B@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pancakes with BANANAS and a little allspice, topped with tree syrup!
Leftover BANANA pancakes with peanut butter, nuked for 20s
For a change, chocolate chip pancakes with BANANASSSSSSSSS!
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 8 months ago
Make their respective national legislative power make a comission to investigate this waiter’s crimes against me… cough, aghem, humanity, then a second comission of truth and reconsiliation to find the extent of his crimes to me and other costumers, to find adequate compensation and to clarify who is victim, then an according criminal trial with resulting life in prison.
So may world be at pease again.
grue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Plot twist: all the options are corn syrup (including the Negative Zone).
affiliate@lemmy.world 8 months ago
may i join him in the negative zone
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Peanuts butter!!!
JoShmoe@ani.social 8 months ago
You spell Yumm wrong. Silly
Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pancakes with Vegemite and too much butter is something Americans should try.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 months ago
How much butter is too much?
Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Put on a reasonable amount then add more. Basically you want to look at it and feel a little guilty you just put that much butter on something.
When you put it on pancakes with real butter you get the sweetness from the pancakes, the decadent fatty richness from the borderline excessive butter, the heavy umami and salt from the vegemite… its great.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Roll for hunger.
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Image
TIMMAY@lemmy.world 8 months ago
why is this so amazing
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Because Hugh Neutron is the man